You made promises of love and to never make me cry
That is until you left me high and dry
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Who said Poetry is Boring? - Try this fun exercise!
- November 05, 2009 06:10:10
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ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
(A few examples below from the Washington Post competition.)
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
3. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
4. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
6. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
(A few examples below from the Washington Post competition.)
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
3. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
4. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
6. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Top Comment



That is until you left me high and dry
But here goes nothing.
My lover, my wife, my broken heart did you mend.
Until the night I walked in on you with my best friend.
See it wasn't that hard.
And for the record, that never happened.