Which Jersey Shore Cast Member Will Survive the Apocalypse?

by tanga-reen Posted 2011/01/08 01:25:42

Related Topics: JWoww, Jersey Shore, Snooki, BET

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Jwoww

She's not bad looking, but is she roachy enough to be the last one crawling?

Jwoww

She's not bad looking, but is she roachy enough to be the last one crawling?
Ronnie aka Ron

Pretty roachy. Those aviators might help him survive The End.
Snooki

My bet is on Snooki. She'll be so boozed up she won't even know the apocalypse has hit.
Pauly D

If Pauly D doesn't survive, his hair will. That sh*t could outlast a Styrofoam cup.
Sammi "Sweetheart"

She looks too nice to make it out of this one.
Vinny

Does Vinny have some tricks up his sleeve?
Angelina

Angelina couldn't even survive the show, let alone the apocalypse.
Mike "The Situation"

I heard great abs go a long way when it comes to surviving a bad apocalypse.
Deena

The new girl. She's toast!

Which Jersey Shore Cast Member Will Survive the Apocalypse?

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	Jwoww	47 votes	14%
	Ronnie	39 votes	12%
	Snooki	59 votes	18%
	Pauly D	42 votes	13%
	Sammi "Sweetheart"	19 votes	6%
	Vinny	28 votes	9%
	Angelina	13 votes	4%
	Mike "The Situation"	13 votes	4%
	Deena	5 votes	2%
	All of the above - they're all roaches!	27 votes	8%
	None of the above	34 votes	10%

When the apocalypse hits, only one of them will survive! Like a roach, the sole survivor will crawl out of the fiery rubble and create a trashy post-apocalyptic universe. Fake tans and drunken bar brawls will be the new world order!

WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?????

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magic_is_might BN-0 2011/01/09 01:18:55

Snooki

+3

Snooki zombie! D:
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Snooki

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Katelynn 2011/01/17 18:21:16

Snooki

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Paul 2011/01/10 21:56:49

None of the above

+1
I hope none of them make it.

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Jim 2011/01/10 21:33:37

None of the above

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I would vote them all off the Island and send them to California where they would thrive. New Jersey has enough problems.

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LaurenBrodyCox :-) 2011/01/10 21:27:33

Snooki

+1
lol, shes the only one I know of. ima pick her :P

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Luver 2011/01/10 20:21:34

Mike "The Situation"

+1
With abs like that, even if he doesn't make it, he'll be the happiest.

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Sarai Silent 2011/01/10 18:48:44

None of the above

I'm pretty sure none of the Jersey Shore kids would survive an apocalypse, but i know who would...

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Jessica... to Sarai S... 2011/04/03 21:12:02

+2
no they would survive

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hulk1234 2011/01/10 18:32:17

Pauly D

+1
His hair could definitely get through.
Snooki would probably be drunk and not realize what's happening.

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Jessica... to hulk1234 2011/04/03 21:12:32

+2
yeah that just like her 2

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Doc. J 2011/01/10 17:14:22

Mike "The Situation"

+1
....At least I hope it's him.
Because I will have survived the apocalpse, and I want the pleasure of shooting him between the eyes all to myself.

Then, because the apocolypse has just happened and I may be short on food, I will skin, butcher...and eat him over several weeks.

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john doe 2011/01/10 13:49:37

None of the above

+1
none of them will survive, they all embrace a lifestyle that will only fuel their demise in the the apocolypse. the unfortunate thing that they represent a good majority of the American population........sad, very very sad.

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thisguy:) 2011/01/10 13:26:00

Ronnie

thats a pretty big guy

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Catnip 2011/01/10 04:09:06

Snooki

+1
She has absorbed so many chemicals that her body has built up an immunity to any and all toxins. And in the event of a Mega Tsunami hitting the Jersey Shore, her breasts can be used as floatation devices.

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Firedye to Catnip 2011/01/10 12:02:26

Not if her breasts are fake. But you are right on all other accounts.

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Catnip to Firedye 2011/01/11 03:43:49

I think those babies are factory originals.

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Raramonstah 2011/01/10 03:27:50

Snooki

Snooki just because she's probably got enough radioactive goodness in her to survive---but I'm sure all of them would to some degree.

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george 2011/01/10 02:44:02

Snooki

Snookie is like the cockroach that will survive a hydrogen bomb explosion.

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Arika 2011/01/10 02:39:45

Pauly D

All the gel in his hair would protect him lol XD you will find another world in there.
Snooki would be the first one to die lmao she's not too bright.

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Sarah BN-0 2011/01/10 02:38:04

Ronnie

+2
If Pauly D doesn't survive, his hair will. That sh*t could outlast a Styrofoam cup.

ROTFLMAO

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~Goddess of Passion*Pain*Pl... 2011/01/10 02:28:45

Sammi "Sweetheart"

+1
None of them, but If I have to choose I'll go with Sammi. She's super sweet and got some toughness in her.

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Jessica... to ~Goddes... 2011/04/03 21:14:06

+2
just like i do woww

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Jamie 2011/01/10 01:54:10

All of the above - they're all roaches!

+2
Am I the only one who refuses to watch this crap?

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john doe to Jamie 2011/01/10 13:53:29

+1
sorry to say you are one of the few who refuses to watch this crap.

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rkaderocks 2011/01/10 01:42:55

None of the above

+1
The director that can put up with them every day

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Rawr..fear me!!plz?? 2011/01/10 01:12:11

Snooki

SNOOKIE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!! :D
SNOOKIE!!!!!!!!

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sandy 2011/01/10 00:42:37

Jwoww

She really doesnt take any crap for anybody

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Kurbdog 2011/01/09 21:18:04

Snooki

She will survive in jail like the guy in Stephen Kings "The Stand" (trask?)

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Rev☠Donny☠Doom☠Agnostic 667 2011/01/09 21:04:18

All of the above - they're all roaches!

Sadly

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BloodMist 2011/01/09 18:44:50

All of the above - they're all roaches!

+1
Jersey Shore's existence is also a sign that THE END IS NIGH!!!

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William 2011/01/09 16:48:37

None of the above

+1
It amazes me that people actually watch this junk.

Gutter sluts and "just short of queer" boys.

The apocalypse could not come soon enough to erase the stupidity that humanity has brought upon itself.

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xXxKimmYxxKhaoSxXx*Tristram* 2011/01/09 16:43:57

Snooki

+1
Cuz her bump will prolly block it away from her.....or vinny

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sakljdadjslfkj 2011/01/09 15:38:23

Snooki

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pauly.d<3tshirt.time! 2011/01/09 14:36:36

Pauly D

he's beaufttttiiifullll <333

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doctorw... to pauly.d... 2011/01/10 17:53:02

+1
How will that give him an advantage during the apocalypse?

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pauly.d... to doctorw... 2011/01/11 15:31:21

i didn't say that was why , i just said he was beautiful.

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largo1 2011/01/09 14:23:05

None of the above

+1
Hopefully the survivor keels over from alcohol poisoning and spares the rest of us from hearing them again..

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Faariha 2011/01/09 12:30:54

None of the above

+1
I've heard about this show, but never got aroud to actually know the people. Probably because I can't be bothered. They were on "The Most Annoying People 2010".

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Mark 2011/01/09 09:14:44

None of the above

+1
Kill it with fire! lol

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