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Which Jersey Shore Cast Member Will Survive the Apocalypse?

tanga-reen 2011/01/08 01:25:42
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Jwoww

She's not bad looking, but is she roachy enough to be the last one crawling?
  1. Jwoww

    Jwoww

    She's not bad looking, but is she roachy enough to be the last one crawling?

  2. Ronnie aka Ron

    Ronnie aka Ron

    Pretty roachy. Those aviators might help him survive The End.

  3. Snooki

    Snooki

    My bet is on Snooki. She'll be so boozed up she won't even know the apocalypse has hit.

  4. Pauly D

    Pauly D

    If Pauly D doesn't survive, his hair will. That sh*t could outlast a Styrofoam cup.

  5. Sammi "Sweetheart"

    Sammi "Sweetheart"

    She looks too nice to make it out of this one.

  6. Vinny

    Vinny

    Does Vinny have some tricks up his sleeve?

  7. Angelina

    Angelina

    Angelina couldn't even survive the show, let alone the apocalypse.

  8. Mike "The Situation"

    Mike "The Situation"

    I heard great abs go a long way when it comes to surviving a bad apocalypse.

  9. Deena

    Deena

    The new girl. She's toast!

Which Jersey Shore Cast Member Will Survive the Apocalypse?
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When the apocalypse hits, only one of them will survive! Like a roach, the sole survivor will crawl out of the fiery rubble and create a trashy post-apocalyptic universe. Fake tans and drunken bar brawls will be the new world order!

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  • Joker 2012/05/27 06:11:22
    Snooki
    Joker
    she is so gorgeous <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  • Michelle 2011/01/18 22:31:58
  • Katelynn 2011/01/17 18:21:16
    Snooki
    Katelynn
    +1
    SNOOKI !
  • Paul 2011/01/10 21:56:49
    None of the above
    Paul
    +1
    I hope none of them make it.
  • Jim 2011/01/10 21:33:37
    None of the above
    Jim
    +1
    I would vote them all off the Island and send them to California where they would thrive. New Jersey has enough problems.
  • LaurenBrodyCox :-) 2011/01/10 21:27:33
    Snooki
    LaurenBrodyCox :-)
    +1
    lol, shes the only one I know of. ima pick her :P
  • Luver 2011/01/10 20:21:34
    Mike "The Situation"
    Luver
    +1
    With abs like that, even if he doesn't make it, he'll be the happiest. happiest kissing
  • Sarai Silent 2011/01/10 18:48:44
    None of the above
    Sarai Silent
    I'm pretty sure none of the Jersey Shore kids would survive an apocalypse, but i know who would...
    pretty jersey shore kids survive apocalypse chuck norris
  • Jessica... Sarai S... 2011/04/03 21:12:02
    Jessica Middleton
    +2
    no they would survive
  • hulk1234 2011/01/10 18:32:17
    Pauly D
    hulk1234
    +1
    His hair could definitely get through.
    Snooki would probably be drunk and not realize what's happening.
  • Jessica... hulk1234 2011/04/03 21:12:32
    Jessica Middleton
    +2
    yeah that just like her 2
  • Doc. J 2011/01/10 17:14:22
    Mike "The Situation"
    Doc. J
    +1
    ....At least I hope it's him.
    Because I will have survived the apocalpse, and I want the pleasure of shooting him between the eyes all to myself.

    Then, because the apocolypse has just happened and I may be short on food, I will skin, butcher...and eat him over several weeks.
  • john doe 2011/01/10 13:49:37
    None of the above
    john doe
    +1
    none of them will survive, they all embrace a lifestyle that will only fuel their demise in the the apocolypse. the unfortunate thing that they represent a good majority of the American population........sad, very very sad.
  • thisguy:) 2011/01/10 13:26:00
    Ronnie
    thisguy:)
    thats a pretty big guy
  • Catnip "Guru" ∞ 2011/01/10 04:09:06
    Snooki
    Catnip "Guru" ∞
    +1
    She has absorbed so many chemicals that her body has built up an immunity to any and all toxins. And in the event of a Mega Tsunami hitting the Jersey Shore, her breasts can be used as floatation devices.
    event mega tsunami hitting jersey shore breasts floatation devices Snooki and a tidal wave event mega tsunami hitting jersey shore breasts floatation devices Mega tsunami event mega tsunami hitting jersey shore breasts floatation devices snooki event mega tsunami hitting jersey shore breasts floatation devices Mega tsunami
  • Firedye Catnip ... 2011/01/10 12:02:26
    Firedye
    Not if her breasts are fake. But you are right on all other accounts.
  • Catnip ... Firedye 2011/01/11 03:43:49
    Catnip "Guru" ∞
    I think those babies are factory originals. babies factory originals Snooki cleavage babies factory originals Snooki cleavage
  • Raramonstah 2011/01/10 03:27:50
    Snooki
    Raramonstah
    Snooki just because she's probably got enough radioactive goodness in her to survive---but I'm sure all of them would to some degree.
  • george 2011/01/10 02:44:02
    Snooki
    george
    Snookie is like the cockroach that will survive a hydrogen bomb explosion.
  • Arika 2011/01/10 02:39:45
    Pauly D
    Arika
    All the gel in his hair would protect him lol XD you will find another world in there.
    Snooki would be the first one to die lmao she's not too bright.
  • Sarah BN-0 2011/01/10 02:38:04
    Ronnie
    Sarah BN-0
    +2
    If Pauly D doesn't survive, his hair will. That sh*t could outlast a Styrofoam cup.

    ROTFLMAO
  • ~Goddess of Passion*Pain*Pl... 2011/01/10 02:28:45
    Sammi "Sweetheart"
    ~Goddess of Passion*Pain*Pleasure~
    +1
    None of them, but If I have to choose I'll go with Sammi. She's super sweet and got some toughness in her.
  • Jessica... ~Goddes... 2011/04/03 21:14:06
    Jessica Middleton
    +2
    just like i do woww
  • Jamie 2011/01/10 01:54:10
    All of the above - they're all roaches!
    Jamie
    +2
    Am I the only one who refuses to watch this crap?
  • john doe Jamie 2011/01/10 13:53:29
    john doe
    +1
    sorry to say you are one of the few who refuses to watch this crap.
  • rkaderocks 2011/01/10 01:42:55
    None of the above
    rkaderocks
    +1
    The director that can put up with them every day
  • Rawr..fear me!!plz?? 2011/01/10 01:12:11
    Snooki
    Rawr..fear me!!plz??
    SNOOKIE CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!! :D
    SNOOKIE!!!!!!!!
  • sandy 2011/01/10 00:42:37
    Jwoww
    sandy
    She really doesnt take any crap for anybody
  • Kurbdog 2011/01/09 21:18:04
    Snooki
    Kurbdog
    She will survive in jail like the guy in Stephen Kings "The Stand" (trask?)
  • All of the above - they're all roaches!
    Яᴇv☠Doɴɴγ☠Dooᴍ☠Aɢɴosᴛɪc
    Sadly
  • BloodMist 2011/01/09 18:44:50
    All of the above - they're all roaches!
    BloodMist
    +1
    Jersey Shore's existence is also a sign that THE END IS NIGH!!!
  • William 2011/01/09 16:48:37
    None of the above
    William
    +1
    It amazes me that people actually watch this junk.

    Gutter sluts and "just short of queer" boys.

    The apocalypse could not come soon enough to erase the stupidity that humanity has brought upon itself.
  • xXxKimmYxxKhaoSxXx*Tristram* 2011/01/09 16:43:57
    Snooki
    xXxKimmYxxKhaoSxXx*Tristram*
    +1
    Cuz her bump will prolly block it away from her.....or vinny
  • sakljdadjslfkj 2011/01/09 15:38:23
    Snooki
    sakljdadjslfkj
    AHHAHA I love snookie.
  • pauly.d<3tshirt.time! 2011/01/09 14:36:36
    Pauly D
    pauly.d<3tshirt.time!
    he's beaufttttiiifullll <333
  • The Win... pauly.d... 2011/01/10 17:53:02
    The Winter Sodahead
    +1
    How will that give him an advantage during the apocalypse?
  • pauly.d... The Win... 2011/01/11 15:31:21
    pauly.d<3tshirt.time!
    i didn't say that was why , i just said he was beautiful.
  • largo1 2011/01/09 14:23:05
    None of the above
    largo1
    +1
    Hopefully the survivor keels over from alcohol poisoning and spares the rest of us from hearing them again..
  • Faariha 2011/01/09 12:30:54
    None of the above
    Faariha
    +1
    I've heard about this show, but never got aroud to actually know the people. Probably because I can't be bothered. They were on "The Most Annoying People 2010".
  • Mark 2011/01/09 09:14:44
    None of the above
    Mark
    +1
    Kill it with fire! lol

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