What's the worst thing a kid can do at a wedding?

by Let's Ask America Posted 2013/02/05 22:32:00

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	Tantrum	295 votes	54%
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	Officiate	24 votes	4%
	Faceplant in the cake	205 votes	37%

Kids can make the whole wedding experience that much more memorable... though sometimes in a not-so-pleasant way. What do you think is the worst thing a child can do at a wedding?

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I NEED A HORSE 2013/02/06 01:03:43

Officiate

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AJ 2013/02/08 18:54:11

Tantrum

Faceplanting in a cake would be awful too

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Jdogg 2013/02/08 06:03:03

Tantrum

Children can do many things at wedding you never plan on them doing, If they are really little, They should be with a sitter instead.

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polkastria 2013/02/08 02:12:27

Faceplant in the cake

you don't have my pick.. spill any colored drink on the Bride's dress. Especially fruity ice cream punch.

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**StarzAbove** 2013/02/08 00:25:38

Tantrum

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Major tantrum....screaming and crying during the ceremony.

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Nia 2013/02/07 23:09:52

Tantrum

+2
It's so annoying. Especially when the parent won't take the child away somewhere to calm him down.

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Tennessee3501 2013/02/07 22:55:52

Officiate

+1
Pinch the bride in the butt and tell the groom: "She's hot! I had her last night!" LOL!

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jules 2013/02/07 22:48:38

Faceplant in the cake

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OR poke their fingers into it when nobody is watching!

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John Horse 2013/02/07 22:23:43

Tantrum

+2
I haven't a clue so I took a wild guess. Tantrum

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brittany 2013/02/07 22:18:21

Faceplant in the cake

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and have the ring barrel peeking underneath bride's dress.

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Lerro DeHazel 2013/02/07 20:36:21

Faceplant in the cake

+1
Definitely destroy the Wedding Cake .. . . . .

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mangafan123 2013/02/07 20:03:59

Tantrum

Have a tantrum because they got told of for eating the ring.

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John Walker II 2013/02/07 18:55:12

Tantrum

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Or even better... the kid asking mommy how long the honeymoon is so her 'other friend' can come over again.. in earshot of the groom.

"Luuuuucy, you've got some 'splaining to do..."

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Murph 2013/02/07 18:49:26

Tantrum

Show up.

If your kids are brats, leave them home. If you don't know they're brats, just watch the exodus.

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Todd Parsons 2013/02/07 18:27:12

Tantrum

I would kick the ever loving snot out of him!

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Little Italy 2013/02/07 17:08:09

Tantrum

Why kids are so vexatious...
The world will never know

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BrickHouseBodyEntertainment 2013/02/07 16:40:48

Faceplant in the cake

That would just simply take the cake in my book lmao

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Elaine Magliacane 2013/02/07 15:17:24

Tantrum

+1
When MOM doesn't have to good sense to take the little darling OUTSIDE.

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Angus 2013/02/07 15:05:33

Officiate

Having sex with the bride ;-)

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Dogzebra 2013/02/07 14:46:58

Tantrum

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My first thought was a kid barfing on the bride. Then I thought about the time I nearly had my eardrums pierced, by a screaming nose miner sitting right behind me, during my last commercial flight.

So an uncontrollable, screaming child would be my first choice.

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Willski 2013/02/07 14:39:32

Officiate

Or be a suicide bomber...

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Racefish 2013/02/07 14:39:07

Tantrum

+1
That's especially true if this is the bride's child.

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TuringsChild 2013/02/07 14:30:34

Officiate

When my sister and I were kids, we attended a wedding for a friend of our parents. When all those fat people were dancing at the reception, we put 'The Elephant Walk' in the rotation.

We never did live that down... lol

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Chris - The Rowdy One! #187 2013/02/07 14:24:21

Tantrum

+1
Leaving murder-death-kill out of the equation, here is the worst in my opinion:

A child pulls down his/her pants in the middle of the dance floor, takes a dump on the floor, picks up the poo, hurls it at the wedding party. After this, the kid runs from being captured and makes it to the wedding cake and sticks his/her poo covered fingers into the cake. Then, if still running free, makes it to the microphone and proceeds to fart the Chicken Dance song.

That is my vision of a bad kid at a wedding.

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foxy 2013/02/07 11:39:50

Tantrum

+1
Friends of our got married years ago, my daughter was teething so I missed part of the ceremony, I had to take her out. Just part of the fun of being a parent, not much u can do.

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♥Gabs1697♥ 2013/02/07 07:42:56

Faceplant in the cake

It was my aunt's wedding and one of my sisters had brought her 8 year old with her. He went up to my aunt's Husband and asked him what he was planning to do to my aunt at night, in front of a 1000 people(Obviously in a much more obnoxious way)...Lol :D

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Tattoo Nana 2013/02/07 00:40:11

Photobomb

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My twin boys were about 3, ring bearers in my sisters wedding. Adorable in their little black tuxedo's with tails! Well, they wound up smacking each other in the face ALL the way down the aisle. Take a few steps, one smacks the other with the pillow. Few more steps - whack. It was hysterical, the ENTIRE church full of at least 300 laughed so much it took a bit to quiet them so the bride could come down the aisle! I could have died from embarrassment.

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SouthernBelle16 2013/02/06 20:36:39

Tantrum

+1
kids...now that is why i don't really want any...lol such brats!

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jules to Souther... 2013/02/07 22:55:10

It isn't easy raising them but at certain ages they go through some very trying times and try our patience too, But you would be surprised to learn how much patience you really have when they are your own children. Raising has it's rewards also.

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Souther... to jules 2013/02/08 14:07:10

lol...well i'm only 16...just a young girls oppion. right now i don't care if i don't have kids. just my thing...but my sis on the other hand loves em!

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john 2013/02/06 20:36:14

Faceplant in the cake

+2
Knock the cake over

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jules to john 2013/02/07 22:52:59

+1
and sticking their fingers in the cake and taking off frosting with fingers when no one is watching. =D

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sky 2013/02/06 20:18:48

Tantrum

+1
Tantrum

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mz jane 2013/02/06 18:49:24

Tantrum

+1
I think they wait and store up for such events! :(

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disclaimer 2013/02/06 17:32:20

Tantrum

+2
My cousin threw a fit at my parents' wedding because he didn't realize they were taking the cake away to cut it. I wasn't there, obviously, but my parents remember it as being funny after the fact. Control your kids.

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Taylor 2013/02/06 16:44:47

Officiate

Set the brides dress on fire as she walks down the isle. Erherm not that this is personally related or anything.

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tytyvyllus 2013/02/06 16:22:51

Faceplant in the cake

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while none of the above is appropriate yet the reason I have heard cited for adult receptions only is that when the bridal couple is charged by the plate the children get a new plate every time they hit the buffet and it can become costly.

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Raakone 2013/02/06 15:52:40

Faceplant in the cake

It's a symbol of something precious starting, not something for kids to go America's Funniest Home Videos on! The cake I mean!

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ladyvoldemort 2013/02/06 15:42:45

Tantrum

Photobombing would be pretty funny to me.

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Matt 2013/02/06 14:52:52

Faceplant in the cake

Belong to one of the participants.

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Maya Zauberman 2013/02/06 12:50:17

Tantrum

+2
Everything on this list would be the worst thing a kid can do.

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