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What's the worst thing a kid can do at a wedding?

Let's Ask America 2013/02/05 22:32:00
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Kids can make the whole wedding experience that much more memorable... though sometimes in a not-so-pleasant way. What do you think is the worst thing a child can do at a wedding?

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  • AJ 2013/02/08 18:54:11
    Tantrum
    AJ
    Faceplanting in a cake would be awful too
  • Jdogg 2013/02/08 06:03:03
    Tantrum
    Jdogg
    Children can do many things at wedding you never plan on them doing, If they are really little, They should be with a sitter instead.
  • polkastria 2013/02/08 02:12:27
    Faceplant in the cake
    polkastria
    you don't have my pick.. spill any colored drink on the Bride's dress. Especially fruity ice cream punch.
  • **StarzAbove** 2013/02/08 00:25:38
    Tantrum
    **StarzAbove**
    +1
    Major tantrum....screaming and crying during the ceremony.
  • Nia 2013/02/07 23:09:52
    Tantrum
    Nia
    +2
    It's so annoying. Especially when the parent won't take the child away somewhere to calm him down.
  • Tennessee3501 2013/02/07 22:55:52
    Officiate
    Tennessee3501
    +1
    Pinch the bride in the butt and tell the groom: "She's hot! I had her last night!" LOL!
  • jule-sy 2013/02/07 22:48:38
    Faceplant in the cake
    jule-sy
    +1
    OR poke their fingers into it when nobody is watching!
  • John Horse 2013/02/07 22:23:43
    Tantrum
    John Horse
    +2
    I haven't a clue so I took a wild guess. Tantrum
  • Maleficent 2013/02/07 22:18:21
    Faceplant in the cake
    Maleficent
    +2
    and have the ring barrel peeking underneath bride's dress.
  • Lerro DeHazel 2013/02/07 20:36:21
    Faceplant in the cake
    Lerro DeHazel
    +1
    Definitely destroy the Wedding Cake .. . . . .
  • mangafan123 2013/02/07 20:03:59
    Tantrum
    mangafan123
    Have a tantrum because they got told of for eating the ring.
  • John Walker II 2013/02/07 18:55:12
    Tantrum
    John Walker II
    +1
    Or even better... the kid asking mommy how long the honeymoon is so her 'other friend' can come over again.. in earshot of the groom.

    "Luuuuucy, you've got some 'splaining to do..."
  • Murph 2013/02/07 18:49:26
    Tantrum
    Murph
    Show up.

    If your kids are brats, leave them home. If you don't know they're brats, just watch the exodus.
  • Todd Parsons 2013/02/07 18:27:12
    Tantrum
    Todd Parsons
    I would kick the ever loving snot out of him!
  • Little Italy 2013/02/07 17:08:09
    Tantrum
    Little Italy
    Why kids are so vexatious...
    The world will never know
  • BrickHouseBodyEntertainment 2013/02/07 16:40:48
    Faceplant in the cake
    BrickHouseBodyEntertainment
    That would just simply take the cake in my book lmao
  • Elaine Magliacane 2013/02/07 15:17:24
    Tantrum
    Elaine Magliacane
    +1
    When MOM doesn't have to good sense to take the little darling OUTSIDE.
  • Angus 2013/02/07 15:05:33
    Officiate
    Angus
    Having sex with the bride ;-)
  • Dogzebra~PWCM~JLA 2013/02/07 14:46:58
    Tantrum
    Dogzebra~PWCM~JLA
    +3
    My first thought was a kid barfing on the bride. Then I thought about the time I nearly had my eardrums pierced, by a screaming nose miner sitting right behind me, during my last commercial flight.

    So an uncontrollable, screaming child would be my first choice. screaming child
  • Willski 2013/02/07 14:39:32
    Officiate
    Willski
    Or be a suicide bomber...
  • Racefish 2013/02/07 14:39:07
    Tantrum
    Racefish
    +1
    That's especially true if this is the bride's child.
  • TuringsChild 2013/02/07 14:30:34
    Officiate
    TuringsChild
    When my sister and I were kids, we attended a wedding for a friend of our parents. When all those fat people were dancing at the reception, we put 'The Elephant Walk' in the rotation.

    We never did live that down... lol
  • Chris - The Rowdy One! #187 2013/02/07 14:24:21
  • foxy 2013/02/07 11:39:50
    Tantrum
    foxy
    +1
    Friends of our got married years ago, my daughter was teething so I missed part of the ceremony, I had to take her out. Just part of the fun of being a parent, not much u can do.
  • ♥Gabs1697♥ 2013/02/07 07:42:56
    Faceplant in the cake
    ♥Gabs1697♥
    It was my aunt's wedding and one of my sisters had brought her 8 year old with her. He went up to my aunt's Husband and asked him what he was planning to do to my aunt at night, in front of a 1000 people(Obviously in a much more obnoxious way)...Lol :D
  • Tattoo Nana 2013/02/07 00:40:11
    Photobomb
    Tattoo Nana
    +3
    My twin boys were about 3, ring bearers in my sisters wedding. Adorable in their little black tuxedo's with tails! Well, they wound up smacking each other in the face ALL the way down the aisle. Take a few steps, one smacks the other with the pillow. Few more steps - whack. It was hysterical, the ENTIRE church full of at least 300 laughed so much it took a bit to quiet them so the bride could come down the aisle! I could have died from embarrassment.
  • SouthernBelle16 2013/02/06 20:36:39
    Tantrum
    SouthernBelle16
    +1
    kids...now that is why i don't really want any...lol such brats!
  • jule-sy Souther... 2013/02/07 22:55:10
    jule-sy
    It isn't easy raising them but at certain ages they go through some very trying times and try our patience too, But you would be surprised to learn how much patience you really have when they are your own children. Raising has it's rewards also.
  • Souther... jule-sy 2013/02/08 14:07:10
    SouthernBelle16
    lol...well i'm only 16...just a young girls oppion. right now i don't care if i don't have kids. just my thing...but my sis on the other hand loves em!
  • john 2013/02/06 20:36:14
    Faceplant in the cake
    john
    +2
    Knock the cake over Knocking wedding cake over gif
  • jule-sy john 2013/02/07 22:52:59
    jule-sy
    +1
    and sticking their fingers in the cake and taking off frosting with fingers when no one is watching. =D
  • sky 2013/02/06 20:18:48
    Tantrum
    sky
    +1
    Tantrum
  • mz jane 2013/02/06 18:49:24
    Tantrum
    mz jane
    +1
    I think they wait and store up for such events! :(
  • disclaimer 2013/02/06 17:32:20
    Tantrum
    disclaimer
    +2
    My cousin threw a fit at my parents' wedding because he didn't realize they were taking the cake away to cut it. I wasn't there, obviously, but my parents remember it as being funny after the fact. Control your kids.
  • Taylor 2013/02/06 16:44:47
    Officiate
    Taylor
    Set the brides dress on fire as she walks down the isle. Erherm not that this is personally related or anything.
  • tytyvyllus 2013/02/06 16:22:51
    Faceplant in the cake
    tytyvyllus
    +1
    while none of the above is appropriate yet the reason I have heard cited for adult receptions only is that when the bridal couple is charged by the plate the children get a new plate every time they hit the buffet and it can become costly.
  • Raakone 2013/02/06 15:52:40
    Faceplant in the cake
    Raakone
    It's a symbol of something precious starting, not something for kids to go America's Funniest Home Videos on! The cake I mean!
  • ladyvoldemort 2013/02/06 15:42:45
    Tantrum
    ladyvoldemort
    Photobombing would be pretty funny to me.
  • Matt 2013/02/06 14:52:52
    Faceplant in the cake
    Matt
    Belong to one of the participants.
  • Maya Zauberman 2013/02/06 12:50:17
    Tantrum
    Maya Zauberman
    +2
    Everything on this list would be the worst thing a kid can do.

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