True Blood: Season 3 Episode 'Hitting The Ground' My rambling review

Finally! I caught an episode! I really must get over myself. I should know by now that something is going to be sick or really scary (or, as is usual, BOTH). Haha! I've just looked up 'Teeth' By Lady Gaga. Oh look, It's been on Vampire Diaries. Sigh, it would be the perfect song for a cliffhanger ending where someone is about to get Bit. I learned this watching the end of 'Casino Royale' yesterday. I looked up that Moby song that was in Bourne Ultimatum. Then I commented that it would be the perfect song for the end of any New Bond (Daniel Craig!) movies. I learned that it would be stupid to have that song (Moby) in another spy movie (you know like in Bond). Alas, becuase 'Teeth' has been in Vampire Diares then it's being in True Blood would be stupid because they are both vampire series.
Shall we try again? Anyway, I kind of wish Alcide had shot that ugly bitch. I keep thinking of what happened in the 4th book (NEXT SEASON). If you want to know just ask. I'm only saying it ain't gonna be Alcide she goes after. I have forgotten just how ugly Bill is (I am too bored to look up anyone). I have of course said I hate Bill and then he goes and almost drains Sookie! I've also forgotten how CUTE Jason is. Did anyone else notice that Eric's hair went BLACK? When he was draining Hadley? I tried to explain it off as sweat but I'm kind of confused. I'm pretty sure Alexander Skarsgard is also blonde (you know like no mix up). I can't decide who I hate more Bill, King Richard (that's it right?), or the Magistrate. They are all double ugly with knobs (I will explain later) and evil as shit and insane.
Did anyone else notice that Lafayette was wearing a girls top? I love Lafayette. I celebrate when there is no mention of his BF who gives me the creeps. I can only think of dark magic of immorality or something when I see him. I love Tara, as always (and not in a lezzie way though I'm not sure if I'm straight or bi or WHAT oh NVM). I was the only one clapping when she tossed Bill out into the sun.
I do not like this fairy crap and I never will. I was very disturbed when it all began in the books. I mean I thought it was unconventional and pointless. I cannot wait till Season 4. Only just over a month to go! I can't wait to see Eric and Sookie start there wonderful rest of the series relationship. Oh oops. Oh no. I have just looked up more books! And I have reason to believe (oh good lord I am onto Sherlock Holmes in my music) something which I have forgotten. Oh. Right.

I'll just finish this up. I nearly puked when Russel (or Richard or whatever) beheaded the Magistrate.