People stop it! Stop calling your Sons and Daughters names such as:
1. Hastag
2. Audio Science
3. Facebook!
4. Tu Morrow
5. Zuma Nesta Rock
6. Kal-El
7. Seven
8.Rebel
9. Jemajasty
10. Camera
11. Mars
12. Moon Unit
These kids have gotta grow up with these names! unless they change them. Its just NO!!!
Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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2012/11/30 16:00:00
SLIDESHOW: Stupidest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
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Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)
Reese Witherspoon’s son sounds like a prospector… in “Star Wars.”
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Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
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Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)
Without the middle name, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s son just sounds like an old-school wrestler.
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Camden (Nick Lachey)
Nick “Wipe Out” Lachey and Vanessa “98 Degrees” Minnillo’s son is named after a street in Beverly Hills, but it still conjures up images of impoverished New Jersey or London hipsters.
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Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak and her husband Kroy Biermann called their first son Kroy Jagger, and their second . . . Kash Kade. At least the Kardashians all have names that kind of make sense!
Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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The top baby names of 2012 have been announced, and while America seems to be able to choose relatively normal names for their offspring, like Sophia and Aiden, celebrities, once again, showed their need to stand out.
In 2012, we saw celebs come up some of the wackiest baby names ever. Robert Downey Jr. and “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak both invented new words (Exton and Kash Kade), while inappropriate place names were the weapon of choice for Mariah Carey and Nick Lachey: hello, Moroccan and Camden.
Reese Witherspoon gave us likely future oil baron Tennessee Toth, while Uma Thurman introduced the longest stupid baby name in history: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.
So with a plethora of ridiculous and unfortunate names to choose from, click through our gallery and tell us: Which celeb baby name do you think was the stupidest this year?
Top Opinion
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Phantom :D 2012/11/30 22:06:15
Dweezle and Moon Unit Zappa (the late Frank's son and daughter), and many others
that I can't remember at the time of this response. They're all almost as bad as a fictional
boy named Sue in Johnny Cash's famous ballad of the same title.
Maybe she will would have liked a house full so she could run through all the kids names before she found the correct one she meant to call like most parents of multiple child families often do, Joe, Mary, Jeff, Jimmy, Donna, Philip, Rich! Come here Rich!
"Roz" will no doubt use the initial from one of her middle names and drop the rest except when she wishes to explain which ancestors her folks were honoring - or whatever.
Camden and Tennessee have been around for generations - so has Cash spelled with a "C".
E. Elias Downy & M. Scott Cannon have a nice ring.
A friend of mine saddled one of his kids with "Che" back in the seventies. The young man is now legally "Shay" Could be worse.