People stop it! Stop calling your Sons and Daughters names such as:
1. Hastag
2. Audio Science
3. Facebook!
4. Tu Morrow
5. Zuma Nesta Rock
6. Kal-El
7. Seven
8.Rebel
9. Jemajasty
10. Camera
11. Mars
12. Moon Unit
These kids have gotta grow up with these names! unless they change them. Its just NO!!!
Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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2012/11/30 16:00:00
SLIDESHOW: Stupidest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
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Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)
Reese Witherspoon’s son sounds like a prospector… in “Star Wars.”
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Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
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Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)
Without the middle name, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s son just sounds like an old-school wrestler.
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Camden (Nick Lachey)
Nick “Wipe Out” Lachey and Vanessa “98 Degrees” Minnillo’s son is named after a street in Beverly Hills, but it still conjures up images of impoverished New Jersey or London hipsters.
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Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak and her husband Kroy Biermann called their first son Kroy Jagger, and their second . . . Kash Kade. At least the Kardashians all have names that kind of make sense!
Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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The top baby names of 2012 have been announced, and while America seems to be able to choose relatively normal names for their offspring, like Sophia and Aiden, celebrities, once again, showed their need to stand out.
In 2012, we saw celebs come up some of the wackiest baby names ever. Robert Downey Jr. and “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak both invented new words (Exton and Kash Kade), while inappropriate place names were the weapon of choice for Mariah Carey and Nick Lachey: hello, Moroccan and Camden.
Reese Witherspoon gave us likely future oil baron Tennessee Toth, while Uma Thurman introduced the longest stupid baby name in history: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.
So with a plethora of ridiculous and unfortunate names to choose from, click through our gallery and tell us: Which celeb baby name do you think was the stupidest this year?
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Phantom :D 2012/11/30 22:06:15
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- Gabsters<3 2012/11/30 20:05:50Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
+5I actually like Exton Elias Downey it sounds cute :-)reply - skyebrand 2012/11/30 20:04:29Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)+5It was a tough choice but Moroccan is just stupid...Morocco would have been marginally better but not by much!reply
- The Doctor's Rose♥ 2012/11/30 20:01:00Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)+7What child needs 4 middle names?reply
- NYCbrit 2012/11/30 19:38:36Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)+8Ok, I have 3 middle names myself, but this is nuts. And she calls the child Luna? Why, b/c it doesn't have enough other names to choose from?reply
- Deeds 2012/11/30 19:38:21Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)+7When he child gets older what will it say "Thank You" or "what were you thinking"!reply
- LadyBGood Deeds 2012/11/30 22:54:38+3Or what were you smoking?reply
- Johann LadyBGood 2012/12/04 05:52:33+2or drinking and eating?reply
- LadyBGood Johann 2012/12/05 07:13:03Not sure that eating could give you bad judgement.reply
- Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/11/30 19:22:31Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)+4Uma has lost her mind - what a terrible name for a kiddoreply
- POWERSHAKER 2012/11/30 19:15:33Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)+4It looks like they're still trying to Kash out and can't get cash off their minds. Camden sounds like Camden County. Moroccan Scott sounds too Moroccan. Exton Elias is pretty cool, but Tennessee Toth is weird for sure. Who wants to name their child after a state of the union? As for Uma Thurman's lengthy baby name, she really overdid it. How is that name going to fit on a Social Security card? It must have been really important to her, especially when people will probably just end up calling her "Rosie" for short. lolreply
- disclaimer POWERSH... 2012/11/30 20:46:53+2Tennessee Toth made me think of Tennessee Williams, which isn't a bad person with whom to share your name.reply
- POWERSH... disclaimer 2012/11/30 22:13:41+1Yeah. I thought of Tennessee Williams, too. That's true. I think that may be the only saving grace in that list of names. lolreply
- Stacy D... disclaimer 2013/05/19 15:14:37Was that really his name?reply
- disclaimer Stacy D... 2013/05/19 22:11:17No, his birth name was Thomas. Tennessee was his nickname, although no one really knows how or why, and he used it as his professional name.reply
- Stacy D... disclaimer 2013/05/20 15:07:14Thanks.reply
- Renee 2012/11/30 19:12:40Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)+6This kid will need therapy after having all these namesreply
- Stacy D... Renee 2013/05/20 15:19:17Hope they all have Dr. Phill on speed dial.reply
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