People stop it! Stop calling your Sons and Daughters names such as:
1. Hastag
2. Audio Science
3. Facebook!
4. Tu Morrow
5. Zuma Nesta Rock
6. Kal-El
7. Seven
8.Rebel
9. Jemajasty
10. Camera
11. Mars
12. Moon Unit
These kids have gotta grow up with these names! unless they change them. Its just NO!!!
Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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2012/11/30 16:00:00
SLIDESHOW: Stupidest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
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Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)
Reese Witherspoon’s son sounds like a prospector… in “Star Wars.”
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Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
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Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)
Without the middle name, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s son just sounds like an old-school wrestler.
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Camden (Nick Lachey)
Nick “Wipe Out” Lachey and Vanessa “98 Degrees” Minnillo’s son is named after a street in Beverly Hills, but it still conjures up images of impoverished New Jersey or London hipsters.
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Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak and her husband Kroy Biermann called their first son Kroy Jagger, and their second . . . Kash Kade. At least the Kardashians all have names that kind of make sense!
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The top baby names of 2012 have been announced, and while America seems to be able to choose relatively normal names for their offspring, like Sophia and Aiden, celebrities, once again, showed their need to stand out.
In 2012, we saw celebs come up some of the wackiest baby names ever. Robert Downey Jr. and “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak both invented new words (Exton and Kash Kade), while inappropriate place names were the weapon of choice for Mariah Carey and Nick Lachey: hello, Moroccan and Camden.
Reese Witherspoon gave us likely future oil baron Tennessee Toth, while Uma Thurman introduced the longest stupid baby name in history: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.
So with a plethora of ridiculous and unfortunate names to choose from, click through our gallery and tell us: Which celeb baby name do you think was the stupidest this year?
Top Opinion
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Phantom :D 2012/11/30 22:06:15
Here are a few more names just waiting to be used again:
1. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (also: Zolten)
3. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
4. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)
5. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
Boy, a lot of these kids are doomed!!
BTW, that didn't look like Uma Thurman at first, but She looks GREAT!!!!! Her father, Dr. Robert Thurman, noted Historian and Archaeologist, named all of his Children after Gods, Goddesses and other Historical Figures. Seems that he never left work at the office.