Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?

by SodaHead Slideshows Posted 2012/11/30 16:00:00

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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)

Reese Witherspoon’s son sounds like a prospector… in “Star Wars.”
Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)

Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)

Without the middle name, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s son just sounds like an old-school wrestler.
Camden (Nick Lachey)

Nick “Wipe Out” Lachey and Vanessa “98 Degrees” Minnillo’s son is named after a street in Beverly Hills, but it still conjures up images of impoverished New Jersey or London hipsters.
Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak and her husband Kroy Biermann called their first son Kroy Jagger, and their second . . . Kash Kade. At least the Kardashians all have names that kind of make sense!

Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?

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	Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
	Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)
	Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
	Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)
	Camden (Nick Lachey)
	Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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	Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)	6,672 votes	73%
	Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)	818 votes	9%
	Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)	197 votes	2%
	Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)	686 votes	7%
	Camden (Nick Lachey)	100 votes	1%
	Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)	702 votes	8%

The top baby names of 2012 have been announced, and while America seems to be able to choose relatively normal names for their offspring, like Sophia and Aiden, celebrities, once again, showed their need to stand out.

In 2012, we saw celebs come up some of the wackiest baby names ever. Robert Downey Jr. and “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak both invented new words (Exton and Kash Kade), while inappropriate place names were the weapon of choice for Mariah Carey and Nick Lachey: hello, Moroccan and Camden.

Reese Witherspoon gave us likely future oil baron Tennessee Toth, while Uma Thurman introduced the longest stupid baby name in history: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

So with a plethora of ridiculous and unfortunate names to choose from, click through our gallery and tell us: Which celeb baby name do you think was the stupidest this year?

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Phantom :D 2012/11/30 22:06:15

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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People stop it! Stop calling your Sons and Daughters names such as:

1. Hastag
2. Audio Science
3. Facebook!
4. Tu Morrow
5. Zuma Nesta Rock
6. Kal-El
7. Seven
8.Rebel
9. Jemajasty
10. Camera
11. Mars
12. Moon Unit

These kids have gotta grow up with these names! unless they change them. Its just NO!!!
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painted... to LadyBGood 2012/12/01 01:39:16

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I agree!

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LadyBGood to painted... 2012/12/01 01:42:39

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BTW who named their kid that?

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painted... to LadyBGood 2012/12/01 06:44:43

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I don't know who they are, but their names are Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby

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Florenc... to painted... 2012/12/01 07:40:31

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He is some sort of actor, played on Melrose Place and Veronica's Closet. No clue who she is.

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painted... to Florenc... 2012/12/02 00:19:58

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Oh I see. Me either. But it sounds like they first shouldn't have mated, and second been allowed to name their own child! LOL!

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LadyBGood to painted... 2012/12/02 07:14:00

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I don't know either. I think that name Tabooger is a form of child abuse. Heesh

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painted... to LadyBGood 2012/12/02 07:19:18

Sure sounds like something that should be reported to the authorities as soon as possible don't you think? I'll call and then you can do it after that!

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NINsanity! (Auflösung) 2012/11/30 20:53:52

Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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All of these names are complete failures in every way possible.

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disclaimer 2012/11/30 20:45:35 (edited)

Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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Anyone forget Jessica Simpson? She gave her daughter a boy's name. At least Uma Thurman's daughter's name can be shortened to something feminine.

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WolfEyes 2012/11/30 20:37:20

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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how bout just Rosalind Thurman ;)

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BlytheSpirit~bn0 2012/11/30 20:26:03

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Long and crazy name. But I have to say, I really like Luna.

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Man_Bea... to BlytheS... 2012/11/30 21:10:44

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It reminds me of the candy protein bar:

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BlytheS... to Man_Bea... 2012/11/30 21:27:24

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The little dog in my avatar was named Luna. She passed in March. She was the best dog ever. I still miss that little sweetie.

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LadyBGood to BlytheS... 2012/11/30 22:52:32

Awwww sorry for your loss!

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BlytheS... to LadyBGood 2012/11/30 23:48:25

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Thank you.

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LadyBGood to BlytheS... 2012/12/01 01:07:32

Awwww your baby was precious!

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BlytheS... to LadyBGood 2012/12/01 07:29:19

Yes, she really was. Thanks.

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mz.djqueen to Man_Bea... 2012/11/30 22:08:50

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reminds me of sailor moon

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Johann to BlytheS... 2012/12/04 05:48:27

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I think of a character from a Chilean Comic.

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A. J. Kenner 2012/11/30 20:16:20

Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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Are these people high on something when they think of these names? That Creep Gwynyth "Paltry" Paltrow named Her Kids "Apple" and "Moses." WTF?????!!!!!
BTW, that didn't look like Uma Thurman at first, but She looks GREAT!!!!! Her father, Dr. Robert Thurman, noted Historian and Archaeologist, named all of his Children after Gods, Goddesses and other Historical Figures. Seems that he never left work at the office.

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"Chrisman to A. J. K... 2012/11/30 20:32:46

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So true I freely don't know why these celebs put such stupid names for Thur children.

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Ben 2012/11/30 20:07:28

Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)

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I think the the woman you named her Daughter " Hashtag" should be on this list ....

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Michaela★ 2012/11/30 20:06:40

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Camden is a cute name, how is that name weird? and Exton Elias and Kash Kade are a litrle strange but not bad nor as crazy as the other 3.

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Syl to Michaela★ 2012/12/01 21:59:31

It's weirdish because it's a geographical name (Camden Town in London). But I agree it sounds fine for a person too.

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Gabsters<3 2012/11/30 20:05:50

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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I actually like Exton Elias Downey it sounds cute :-)

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skyebrand 2012/11/30 20:04:29

Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)

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It was a tough choice but Moroccan is just stupid...Morocco would have been marginally better but not by much!

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The Doctor's Rose♥ 2012/11/30 20:01:00

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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What child needs 4 middle names?

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NYCbrit 2012/11/30 19:38:36

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Ok, I have 3 middle names myself, but this is nuts. And she calls the child Luna? Why, b/c it doesn't have enough other names to choose from?

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Deeds 2012/11/30 19:38:21

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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When he child gets older what will it say "Thank You" or "what were you thinking"!

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LadyBGood to Deeds 2012/11/30 22:54:38

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Or what were you smoking?

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Johann to LadyBGood 2012/12/04 05:52:33

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or drinking and eating?

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LadyBGood to Johann 2012/12/05 07:13:03

Not sure that eating could give you bad judgement.

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Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/11/30 19:22:31

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Uma has lost her mind - what a terrible name for a kiddo

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POWERSHAKER 2012/11/30 19:15:33

Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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It looks like they're still trying to Kash out and can't get cash off their minds. Camden sounds like Camden County. Moroccan Scott sounds too Moroccan. Exton Elias is pretty cool, but Tennessee Toth is weird for sure. Who wants to name their child after a state of the union? As for Uma Thurman's lengthy baby name, she really overdid it. How is that name going to fit on a Social Security card? It must have been really important to her, especially when people will probably just end up calling her "Rosie" for short. lol

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disclaimer to POWERSH... 2012/11/30 20:46:53

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Tennessee Toth made me think of Tennessee Williams, which isn't a bad person with whom to share your name.

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POWERSH... to disclaimer 2012/11/30 22:13:41

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Yeah. I thought of Tennessee Williams, too. That's true. I think that may be the only saving grace in that list of names. lol

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Renee 2012/11/30 19:12:40

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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This kid will need therapy after having all these names

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