Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?

by SodaHead Slideshows Posted 2012/11/30 16:00:00

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Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

Or Luna, for short! No wonder Uma Thurman kept this name under wraps for three months.
Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)

Reese Witherspoon’s son sounds like a prospector… in “Star Wars.”
Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)

Robert Downey Jr. joked that his wife Susan would “lop off my head with a machete" if he revealed their child’s name early. We can see why…
Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)

Without the middle name, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s son just sounds like an old-school wrestler.
Camden (Nick Lachey)

Nick “Wipe Out” Lachey and Vanessa “98 Degrees” Minnillo’s son is named after a street in Beverly Hills, but it still conjures up images of impoverished New Jersey or London hipsters.
Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak and her husband Kroy Biermann called their first son Kroy Jagger, and their second . . . Kash Kade. At least the Kardashians all have names that kind of make sense!

Top Baby Names of the Year Revealed: Dumbest Celeb Baby Name of 2012?

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	Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)
	Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)
	Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)
	Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)
	Camden (Nick Lachey)
	Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)

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	Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)	6,672 votes	73%
	Tennessee Toth (Reese Witherspoon)	818 votes	9%
	Exton Elias Downey (Robert Downey Jr.)	197 votes	2%
	Moroccan Scott Cannon (Mariah Carey)	686 votes	7%
	Camden (Nick Lachey)	100 votes	1%
	Kash Kade (Kim Zolciak)	702 votes	8%

The top baby names of 2012 have been announced, and while America seems to be able to choose relatively normal names for their offspring, like Sophia and Aiden, celebrities, once again, showed their need to stand out.

In 2012, we saw celebs come up some of the wackiest baby names ever. Robert Downey Jr. and “Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak both invented new words (Exton and Kash Kade), while inappropriate place names were the weapon of choice for Mariah Carey and Nick Lachey: hello, Moroccan and Camden.

Reese Witherspoon gave us likely future oil baron Tennessee Toth, while Uma Thurman introduced the longest stupid baby name in history: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

So with a plethora of ridiculous and unfortunate names to choose from, click through our gallery and tell us: Which celeb baby name do you think was the stupidest this year?

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Phantom :D 2012/11/30 22:06:15

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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People stop it! Stop calling your Sons and Daughters names such as:

1. Hastag
2. Audio Science
3. Facebook!
4. Tu Morrow
5. Zuma Nesta Rock
6. Kal-El
7. Seven
8.Rebel
9. Jemajasty
10. Camera
11. Mars
12. Moon Unit

These kids have gotta grow up with these names! unless they change them. Its just NO!!!
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LadyBGood to moriarty 2012/12/01 01:06:01

Cheers!

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Phantom :D to moriarty 2012/12/01 00:53:08

+1
I'm actually laughing so much im crying. Thanks for making my day :')

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moriarty to Phantom :D 2012/12/01 00:55:48

+1
cheers!

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Monty to moriarty 2012/12/02 15:05:18

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lol

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MadMax to Phantom :D 2012/12/01 19:59:13

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Whoa, hold the phone here. Who named their kid for the last son of Krypton?

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Phantom :D to MadMax 2012/12/01 22:11:10

Yep! Nicolas Cage named his son that :)

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retrograve to Phantom :D 2012/12/01 21:44:34 (edited)

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I thought Unit was her middle name? As in Moon Unit Zappa?

And Moon is already grown up with the name, and she seems pretty okay. I suppose.

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PhilCooper to retrograve 2012/12/04 00:20:27

Her brother's name is "Dweezil". Allegedly, Frank Zappa wanted to name him "Da Weasel", but the hospital wouldn't have it, so it was conflated to "Dweezil".

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xprimale to Phantom :D 2012/12/01 23:08:01

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"7. seven"

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Roberto to Phantom :D 2012/12/02 02:15:12

I do like Kal-El.

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Tara to Phantom :D 2012/12/03 15:57:17

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How on earth does Rosalind (http://www.behindthename.com... fit anywhere in that list?

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Phantom :D to Tara 2012/12/03 17:36:11

Its not the first name that's the problem...its the 8 million after it

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PhilCooper to Phantom :D 2012/12/04 00:31:03

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Don't forget inventor Bill Lear's daughter, Shanda.

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rayshm to Phantom :D 2012/12/04 00:34:37

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Mars isn't that bad. The rest are just dumb though... Idiotic parents.

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Johann to Phantom :D 2012/12/04 05:32:54

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Don't forget Blue Ivy, Like, Dweezil, so forth.

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Shae to Phantom :D 2012/12/05 18:59:29

13. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
14. Moxie Crime Fighter (Penn Jallet) * I know I didn't spell his last name right.

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mz.djqueen 2012/11/30 22:04:24
PhilCooper to mz.djqueen 2012/12/04 00:21:29

Naught to worry. Social Security is bankrupt anyway and will be gone before the kid is grown up.

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mz.djqueen to PhilCooper 2012/12/04 14:22:14

thats definitly true

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ϟ Emma ϟ_♥loves♥supernatural♥ 2012/11/30 21:56:17

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Wow i can't even imagine how big is going to be her ID!

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alex 2012/11/30 21:53:51 (edited)

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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moon unit anyone?

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Jeff to alex 2012/12/02 23:46:31

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How about Franks Zappa's son, Dweezil?
:--)

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RLUX 2012/11/30 21:38:19

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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I FELL BAD FOR THAT BABY L;OL

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trap flapper 2012/11/30 21:23:43

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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It's to bad celebrities have good faces and bad brains most of the time....I always get the feeling famous people think they are above and better than the norm. Personally, I feel totally sorry for Moroccan, Exton, Tennessee Toth and Arushka whatever. Children are unwittingly and unknowingly among the meanest and nastiest beings on the planet....I would imagine by the second grade some of these kids are gonna have some real "Blankets" of problems and phobias hanging over their heads......

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Florenc... to trap fl... 2012/12/01 07:36:03

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Speaking of Blanket, what was Michael Jackson thinking?

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Artisan... to Florenc... 2012/12/01 14:21:42

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His name is not Blanket. It's his nickname.

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Jeff to Artisan... 2012/12/02 23:47:46 (edited)

I think it's a cute nickname. I don't understand him naming two different sons the same name, though. :--)

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Infinite Love <3 2012/11/30 21:23:25

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Sometimes I wonder if parents realise that they are setting their child up to be bullied

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zomgitsyoulol 2012/11/30 21:20:26
Jeff to zomgits... 2012/12/02 23:48:42

I like the name Exton, too. It sounds British and classy. :--)

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zomgits... to Jeff 2012/12/03 00:28:14

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lol Idk about all that but it does have a cool ring to it.

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WWZ Captain 2012/11/30 21:12:34

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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Too bad, most dont consider it child abuse, unless some physical contact is made. Some of these names have to qualify as a form of child abuse.

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courtne... to WWZ Cap... 2012/11/30 22:39:20

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Yes, it's like indirectly naming your child Scum Bucket.

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Papillon 2012/11/30 21:02:52

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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In a segment of society where EVERYONE gives their children some of the stupidest, most contrived names on the planet, this one takes the cake. I guess all of these parents want to make their kids tough...like the boy named Sue.

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Alexander T Steward 2012/11/30 21:02:39

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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'Camden' sounds quite mundane compared to the others. Good on Nick Lachey.

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rhaver1 2012/11/30 20:55:06

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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They're going to call her Luna, so why not just name her that? Actors are idiots.

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painted desert 2012/11/30 20:55:04

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (Uma Thurman)

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That's just a bit much. What is it RAAARTB for short?

Here are a few more names just waiting to be used again:

1. Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2. Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (also: Zolten)

3. Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

4. Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)

5. Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby

Boy, a lot of these kids are doomed!!

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LadyBGood to painted... 2012/11/30 22:51:41

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Tabooger? Oh my!!!!

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painted... to LadyBGood 2012/11/30 22:59:43

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A beauty isn't it? LOL! "Doomed", like I said.

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LadyBGood to painted... 2012/12/01 01:07:01

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Of all the goofy and horrible names celebrities give their kids... THAT one takes the prize!

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