"Ted, have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has. It's a stupid question. Forget I even asked."
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Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Little Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
This week is the 30th anniversary of the movie Airplane! What is your favorite quote?
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socokid 2010/07/04 00:41:01
Also, anything Johnny says.
"It's a big building, but that's not important right now."
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Many jokes are subtle. For instance, the external shots of the plane all have prop engine sound effects, even though the plane is a jet.
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and
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Little Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl:
Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you. [takes coffee]
Little Girl:
Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee:
Cream?
Little Girl:
No, thank you, I take it black...like my men.
and of course, I am serious and don't call me Shirley
"I AM serious, and DON'T call me Shirley!"
Those are the two quotes I remember the best from that moive, my dad has it on DVD X3 I loved it!
I can make a plane
I can make a hat.
Oh look Penney's is having a sale.
or a brooch or a pterodactyl...