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This week in the wild and wacky world of teen dream Justin Bieber, we have a new personal trainer, a foul-mouthed tirade in Australia and more death threats from those nutty Bieberettes.

Bieber Getting Buff?
First off, we have Jordan Yuam, the personal trainer who helped transform Taylor Lautner from skinny teen into sexy stud, being hired by Bieber to do the same for him. Starting off at 5'5" and 130 pounds, the little pipsqueak has his work cut out for him. But Justin is convinced he can pull it off. "Justin's positive he has the intensity and focus to get the same results as Taylor," a friend tells the National Enquirer.

Bieber Going Off?
Then there's the Australian hissy fit. Seems like a crew member of an Australian TV show had the unmitigated gall to actually touch the tender teen. “Don’t ever f—king touch me again,” he allegedly shouted at the David Koch, the show’s floor manager. Koch responded by suggesting that Bieber’s attitude might be improved with of “a bit of a slap.”

Blocking Bieber on the 'Net?
And now, to finish off the week, we have Greg Leuch, a Toronto man who invented a piece of computer software that basically scrubs Justin Bieber from the Internet. The program, an add-on to the Firefox browser, is called “Shaved Bieber” and it blocks all news items and images of Justin Bieber from appearing on your computer screen.

The Bieberettes are not amused.

One 15 year-old female fan from Switzerland is even comparing Leuch to Hitler. “I just wanted to give you the heads up that you will have MANY people that are enraged with you,” the fan wrote on a website. “I realize that you’re just stating an opinion, but what you’re doing is going back to WWII all over again. Hitler wanting to erase Jews from society – you want to erase Justin Bieber.”

Leuch is receiving death threats from the fans, which he is apparently taking in stride, posting them online as they appear. The application is also creating a bit of domestic strife, with teen girls taking to Twitter to express their horror when their parents download the application.

“Mum put that shaved bieber thing on all our computers,” one anguished fan tweeted. “I’m like crying, I hate u sooo much mum.”