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The Situation Plans New Business Venture: Would You Go to a GTL Salon?

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It was only a matter of time. "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino plans to open a chain of "GTL salons," In Touch reports. For those of you who have been under a rock for the last two and half years, that stands for "Gym, Tan, Laundry," a phrase used often by the "Jersey Shore" gang.

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"He's starting a line of GTL salons," an insider tells the mag. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to conclude that the salons would each contain a laundromat, tanning salon and a gym. Sorrentino, 30, plans to start the chain in Miami and New Jersey and expand in the future, the mag reports.

Now that MTV has finished taping the final season of "Jersey Shore," it makes sense that Mike would try to find a way to keep cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame. Whatever keeps him out of rehab!
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  • stevie.luplow 2012/07/18 20:13:59
    No way! How cheesy.
    stevie.luplow
    Anything coming from Jersey Shore or any other reality TV show is a horrible idea
    reply
  • weirdchickalert 2012/07/17 08:35:44
    No way! How cheesy.
    weirdchickalert
    NEVER never never never
    reply
  • nana g 2012/07/16 03:52:20
    No way! How cheesy.
    nana g
    If he is starting a salon, Why the hat?
    reply
  • Bob DiN 2012/07/15 17:27:21
    No way! How cheesy.
    Bob DiN
    Nope I like myself just the way I am. Leave it to the shallow personalities of Hollyweid.
    reply
  • lunatic 2012/07/15 14:29:18
    No way! How cheesy.
    lunatic
    +1
    maybe the gym and laundry but tan hell no. and maybe definately not if its like duechebag central
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  • Matt Forrester 2012/07/15 06:14:18
    No way! How cheesy.
    Matt Forrester
    +1
    I have NEVER, & will NEVER watch an episode of JS, & I'd be even less likely to give this w@nker a single cent directly from my pocket...hopefully they'll go belly-up well before anyone from Down Under thinks about bringing the tacky concept here...
    reply
  • Andrew 2012/07/15 02:43:28
    No way! How cheesy.
    Andrew
    +2
    cheesy
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  • Tasinahri 2012/07/14 19:32:03
    No way! How cheesy.
    Tasinahri
    +1
    I don't work out, I do my own laundry at home and I'm proud of my Casper-like whiteness.
    reply
  • cheighti g 2012/07/14 14:33:08
    No way! How cheesy.
    cheighti g
    +2
    I dont work out, i dont tan and my mom does my laundry
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  • Dzeeng 2012/07/14 09:41:17
    No way! How cheesy.
    Dzeeng
    +2
    lol!
    reply
  • raine 2012/07/14 00:51:08
    No way! How cheesy.
    raine
    +2
    no it sounds silly to me Don't even know what those letters mean.Can anyone use proper English????
    reply
  • Diddley Squat 2012/07/14 00:40:47
    No way! How cheesy.
    Diddley Squat
    +3
    What? No tattoo while you wait?
    reply
  • Gahnzo 2012/07/13 23:51:13
    No way! How cheesy.
    Gahnzo
    +2
    Will someone please revoke this groups license to bore...and send them back to the jersey shore...
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  • Matt Fo... Gahnzo 2012/07/15 06:23:59
    Matt Forrester
    +1
    I like it how you made it rhyme, when talking about that bunch of slime!!
    reply
  • Ada Whitmire 2012/07/13 23:47:21
    No way! How cheesy.
    Ada Whitmire
    +1
    I wouldnt go, but there is probably people who would
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  • Margaret Jacobson 2012/07/13 20:34:24
    No way! How cheesy.
    Margaret Jacobson
    +1
    gym, ONLY
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  • Wizard 2012/07/13 19:41:34
    Yes! Sounds fun.
    Wizard
    +1
    Laundromats can be pretty advanced today. They have arcades, and an automat, and can be open 24 hours. It could work.
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  • lunatic Wizard 2012/07/15 14:32:55
    lunatic
    ha like "the situation" gives a damn about arcades. its gunna be duechebag central. filled with adult dueches who frown apon such things. and smile when a slut walks in..
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  • Walter Harris 2012/07/13 19:33:18
    Yes! Sounds fun.
    Walter Harris
    +1
    if i had the money i would open one myself. it is almost free money.
    as an electrician, i did some wiring for one and after the $5000 bed is paid for the rest is 85% profit.
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  • LucyLucero 2012/07/13 19:22:42
    No way! How cheesy.
    LucyLucero
    +3
    For the love of God! Somebody get this waste of space a REAL job!
    reply
  • Splashstorm 2012/07/13 19:20:22
    No way! How cheesy.
    Splashstorm
    +1
    I like Jersey shore but i think tanning is a serious health hazard and should not be promoted by celebrities.
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  • mustangluver 2012/07/13 18:47:12
    Yes! Sounds fun.
    mustangluver
    +1
    It is no worse then all the products and establishments that gangsta rappers have. It's way past time to start picking on all the disgusting rappers don't you think?
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  • El Prez 2012/07/13 18:37:33
    No way! How cheesy.
    El Prez
    +2
    These cheeseballs have run their string, don't help them hang on. There is enough tastlessness in the world without praising or rewarding it through these idiots.
    reply
  • CG 2012/07/13 17:34:13
    Yes! Sounds fun.
    CG
    +1
    I'm only saying yes to the ability to walk in off the street and use the bathroom.
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  • Stan Kapusta 2012/07/13 17:27:41
    No way! How cheesy.
    Stan Kapusta
    +2
    Don't they understand their a source of amusement.
    reply
  • Weronikus 2012/07/13 17:25:37
    No way! How cheesy.
    Weronikus
    +3
    A laundromat next to a gym? Hmm, yeah that will "definitely" work.
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  • Dynasty Fighter 2012/07/13 17:06:20 (edited)
    No way! How cheesy.
    Dynasty Fighter
    +2
    the situation needs to go away and never return
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  • brittany 2012/07/13 16:51:31
    No way! How cheesy.
    brittany
    +2
    im not a guido.
    reply
  • alex 2012/07/13 16:42:09
  • Racefish 2012/07/13 16:25:44
    No way! How cheesy.
    Racefish
    +1
    Bruno said he was a little light on his feet, but I didn't make the connection.
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  • joseph ... Racefish 2012/07/13 18:06:35
  • Racefish joseph ... 2012/07/15 15:53:31
    Racefish
    I didn't make it. Bruno did.
    reply
  • joseph ... Racefish 2012/07/15 23:55:30
  • amysmeade 2012/07/13 16:19:42
    Yes! Sounds fun.
    amysmeade
    +2
    I would go just to people watch
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  • tdterry1999 2012/07/13 15:40:29
    No way! How cheesy.
    tdterry1999
    +3
    I must have been living under a rock.Cause I don't know this Situation fellow or what GTL meant.
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  • Ada Whi... tdterry... 2012/07/13 23:51:20
    Ada Whitmire
    +2
    Ditto
    reply
  • marie.nerr 2012/07/13 15:39:22
    No way! How cheesy.
    marie.nerr
    +2
    I would not go for the fact that he is not a good person. He is always starting trouble for the people around him.
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  • Elaine Magliacane 2012/07/13 15:33:53
    No way! How cheesy.
    Elaine Magliacane
    +5
    I do my laundry at home, and the sun is still free as is exercise whenever I want... I should pay someone extra for this? NO WAY
    reply
  • Matt Fo... Elaine ... 2012/07/15 06:19:48
    Matt Forrester
    And especially not this "someone"!!
    reply
  • Torchy 2012/07/13 15:29:20
    No way! How cheesy.
    Torchy
    +4
    Not that I'd expect anything remarkable out of any of the members on that travesty of a show, but this guy is a giant bag of douche. I would honestly have to hold back vomit if he came within a 10 foot radius of my person, and probably feel the need to get an STD test. I wouldn't want to use any laundromat, any tanning salon, or any gym that this slimy moron had possibly been in; at least not without a hazmat suit.
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