Snooki Polizzi was recently spotted showing off her huge new diamond engagement ring on her way to a pet store. Pet store? I wouldn't trust this drunken dingbat to take care of a PUPPY, much less a BABY. Snooki said of her fiance, Jionni LaValle, and the ring, "He knows it should be big, 'cause if it's small, I'm saying no. Like, 'Get another ring!'" Wow, that's an expression of true love if I've ever heard one. The steroid-ridden, overly-tan Jionni is currently studying to become a teacher (?), so where in the heck did he get the money to buy a huge rock for Snooki's pudgy finger? The producers of "Jersey Shore" probably paid for it, or maybe it's a cubic zirconium. Whatever the case, poor Jionni has my sympathy, and I hope he knows that he can still get out while the getting's good.
As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it ...
As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it ...
Snooki Polizzi was recently spotted showing off her huge new diamond engagement ring on her way to a pet store. Pet store? I wouldn't trust this drunken dingbat to take care of a PUPPY, much less a BABY. Snooki said of her fiance, Jionni LaValle, and the ring, "He knows it should be big, 'cause if it's small, I'm saying no. Like, 'Get another ring!'" Wow, that's an expression of true love if I've ever heard one. The steroid-ridden, overly-tan Jionni is currently studying to become a teacher (?), so where in the heck did he get the money to buy a huge rock for Snooki's pudgy finger? The producers of "Jersey Shore" probably paid for it, or maybe it's a cubic zirconium. Whatever the case, poor Jionni has my sympathy, and I hope he knows that he can still get out while the getting's good.
As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it "ShortnTan," does that mean she'll take her new baby to the beach every day, exposing it to oodles of UV rays? And does she know that excessive tanning when pregnant isn't good for her OR her unborn child? The sad fact is that any baby of Snooki's would be far better off raised by wolves. Seriously. RAISED. BY. WOLVES.
(more)As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it "ShortnTan," does that mean she'll take her new baby to the beach every day, exposing it to oodles of UV rays? And does she know that excessive tanning when pregnant isn't good for her OR her unborn child? The sad fact is that any baby of Snooki's would be far better off raised by wolves. Seriously. RAISED. BY. WOLVES.
plus the baby may not even come out tan!!:P
As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it ...
As for the bun in Snooki's oven, I must say I'm concerned. Given that she and J-Woww have been given their own "Jersey Shore" spinoff by MTV, getting drunk and disorderly, along with casual, promiscuous "smushing," are the major part of Snooki's shtick. [Which begs the question, is Jionni sure that this is HIS kid? I'd get a DNA test if I were he, and an AIDS test as well.] Will she stop drinking, or is her baby in danger of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome? Also, since she's nicknamed it "ShortnTan," does that mean she'll take her new baby to the beach every day, exposing it to oodles of UV rays? And does she know that excessive tanning when pregnant isn't good for her OR her unborn child? The sad fact is that any baby of Snooki's would be far better off raised by wolves. Seriously. RAISED. BY. WOLVES.
Snooki has had no impact on my life, but any nickname she wants to give her own child is up to her.