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Should Professional Athletes Be Allowed to Have Children?

HAHAJKDOTCOM 2012/08/08 21:00:00
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A group is lobbying Congress to make it illegal for professional athletes to spread their superior genes.

HAHAJK.COM reports:
(HAHAJK) – Sorry, only one sports superstar per family, that’s the rule. Or at least it should be. Where the hell do people get off thinking that they can just keep making more talented people with their obviously superior genes and live high on the horse while the rest of us un-athletic a-holes sit around on our couches and get fat while we watch them and their progeny win trophy after trophy and make millions of dollars?
a-holes couches fat watch progeny win trophy trophy millions dollars

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  • AvaC 2012/08/08 22:29:20
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    AvaC
    +9
    baby facepalm

    This is ridiculously... Stupid!

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  • debhead Lady Wh... 2012/08/15 07:54:23
    debhead
    +1
    Thanks!
  • Nilam 2012/08/09 09:34:12
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Nilam
    Wow, really? Lets make another law to make humanity feel better about how pathetic it has become. Only in america!
  • Charmaine 2012/08/09 09:10:52
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Charmaine
    +2
    What a dumb question!
  • faklyaadrienn 2012/08/09 08:04:13
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    faklyaadrienn
    +2
    This is the most disgusting question I've read on Sodahead so far. I was thinking hard not to answer but I must express my disgust.
  • Jiorgia 2012/08/09 07:38:12
  • Feria~THEZombieSlayingB!tch... 2012/08/09 06:54:00
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Feria~THEZombieSlayingB!tch of PHAET!~Badass Incarnate~
    +1
    Of course! Not every child of athletes will play sports!
  • RogerCoppock 2012/08/09 06:42:05
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    RogerCoppock
    +1
    LOL! This is obviously a joke.
  • carla 2012/08/09 05:57:03
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    carla
    why not???
  • Hula girl - Friends not Fol... 2012/08/09 05:42:14
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Hula girl - Friends not Followers
    Obviously the group lobbying are the ones that vote for Traitors like Obama and support planned parenthood so only the idiots survive.
    Gosh wouldn't it be awful to have all those talented people around. Lets keep them all dumb, drugged and stupid so we can control them better.
  • Anna 2012/08/09 05:12:32
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Anna
    +1
    no that's stupid! IT A FREE COUNTRY!
  • Stevethinks 2012/08/09 05:08:05
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Stevethinks
    +2
    This is moronic dribble.
  • Dan der Mensch 2012/08/09 05:06:09 (edited)
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    Dan der Mensch
    All professional athletes should be spayed/neutered. We should pass a law! There's always room for another law. Like jello.
  • retrograve Dan der... 2012/08/09 06:32:01
    retrograve
    No, we should keep their eggs and sperms to help create a super military~
  • Dan der... retrograve 2012/08/09 15:41:32
    Dan der Mensch
    Yeah I could go along with that...

    yeah
  • retrograve Dan der... 2012/08/09 16:02:41
    retrograve
    +1
    "I must break you... with my gun."
  • BoardinOK Dan der... 2012/08/09 16:43:29 (edited)
    BoardinOK
    +1
    Those soldiers were enhanced by science. This would be a better example of a DNA based army...lol
    jango fet clones
  • Dan der... BoardinOK 2012/08/09 18:09:07
    Dan der Mensch
    +1
    Good point - I'm training my kids right now!

    training kids
  • gryphon1 2012/08/09 05:04:45
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    gryphon1
    +1
    Dumbest thing I ever heard of...well maybe that is a bit of a hyperbole but not by much
  • David 2012/08/09 04:57:54
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    David
    +3
    How bout, should politicians be allowed to have children ??????
  • Lady Wh... David 2012/08/09 09:47:45
    Lady Whitewolf
    +1
    THAT'S more like it!
  • Cat 2012/08/09 03:52:31
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    Cat
    +1
    Only paralyzed, green-eyed, red headed, gay Latinos (and not Latinas) should be permitted to attempt to reproduce.

    Hey as long as we're already going out of our way to screw up humanity, why not go all the way from the ridiculous to the sublime?
  • Jalysa Ellis 2012/08/09 03:44:20
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Jalysa Ellis
    They should pair up an athlete or genius to a "normal" person. That way they can have children and us "normies" have a chance.
  • American Nate 2012/08/09 03:44:12
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    American Nate
    Whats control you and punish you for playing for us.
  • Sayer Stewart 2012/08/09 03:30:53
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Sayer Stewart
    That's up to them.
  • mikeeonly 2012/08/09 03:14:18
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    mikeeonly
    Sorry, what would give them any different family rights compared to anyone else?
  • La 2012/08/09 03:08:51
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    La
    You've got to be kidding >.< NATURAL SELECTION.
  • wtxwoman 2012/08/09 03:07:51
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    wtxwoman
    +3
    We need to keep dumb people from reproducing, like the person who posted this question.
  • Onyx11 2012/08/09 02:57:01
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Onyx11
    I thought we got rid of Lamarck's theory of evloution...
  • TheBorg 2012/08/09 02:52:23
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    TheBorg
    +2
    The only thing more stupid than this woman is the person who posted this question.
    stupid woman person posted
  • lum-the-oni 2012/08/09 02:25:17
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    lum-the-oni
    +1
    what the is up with this question? it shouldnt even be a question! of course
  • Loser lollipop 2012/08/09 01:46:00
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Loser lollipop
    +1
    No one should be denied the right to parenthood if they want it
  • bryguy 2012/08/09 01:43:41
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    bryguy
    +1
    Why is this not in the fun and humor section? I'm pretty sure this ridiculous question is supposed to be a joke.

    Also, what tiny percentage of professional athletes' offspring actually grow up to be professional athletes? Genetics obviously plays a role but I think it has a lot more to do with hard work and dedication.
  • Mr.Hoodz the Truth Troll 2012/08/09 01:41:30
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Mr.Hoodz the Truth Troll
    " while the rest of us un-athletic a-holes sit around on our couches and get fat while we watch them and their progeny win trophy after trophy and make millions of dollars"

    You don't have to watch. This has to be the dumbest question I've answered on sodahead.
  • democoach 2012/08/09 01:30:39
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    democoach
    +1
    beforre you say they can't have kids, remember where do you live? is your country suppost to be a free country? because if it is, you CANNOT prevent anyone who wants kids from havng kids! trying to control that is just like hitler or stalin, both controlled birth!
  • Michelle 2012/08/09 01:30:11
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Michelle
  • sundance 2012/08/09 01:23:26
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    sundance
    So there are those who wish to continue to propagate the lazy, sedentary, fruitless lifestyle? This is like saying we don't want to breed superior minds, so the rest of the worlds idiots aren't quite so obvious? Personally, I have always thought you should have to pass an IQ test, before being allowed to propagate the species. We have enough dolts and idiots, attempting to run the show already. So we are supposed to feel sympathy, simply because your children cant make the grade? What we need is a generation without the constraint of madness's like "no child left behind", remedial classes and other such utter nonsense. When did intelligence or raw skill become handicaps? Should you not have what it takes to compete on the curve, then by all means, feel free to use contraceptives....Just a thought...
  • Andrea 2012/08/09 01:17:03
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Andrea
    +2
    Athletic ability is not hereditary for crying out loud.
  • brunyon 2012/08/09 01:13:28
  • VenomHalos 2012/08/09 01:09:02
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    VenomHalos
    +1
    Are you f*cking kidding me?
  • chicago 2012/08/09 00:55:41
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    chicago
    +3
    Lol this sight is hilarious! Here are couple of there other headlines:

    - Swimmer Ryan Lochte Blames Losses on Too Much 'Pre-Olympics Pussy'
    - Joe Paterno Statue Relocated To Sophomore's Dorm Room
    - Toby Keith Tattoos American Flag on Genitals to 'Support the Olympic Athletes'
    - Mitt Romney's horse fails to medal at Olympics, to be turned into 'ritzy high-end' glue

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