Should Professional Athletes Be Allowed to Have Children?

by HAHAJKDOTCOM Posted 2012/08/08 21:00:00

Related Topics: Sports, Weird News, Professional Athletes

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	Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes	279 votes	90%
	No, give the rest of us a chance	32 votes	10%

A group is lobbying Congress to make it illegal for professional athletes to spread their superior genes.

HAHAJK.COM reports:
(HAHAJK) – Sorry, only one sports superstar per family, that’s the rule. Or at least it should be. Where the hell do people get off thinking that they can just keep making more talented people with their obviously superior genes and live high on the horse while the rest of us un-athletic a-holes sit around on our couches and get fat while we watch them and their progeny win trophy after trophy and make millions of dollars?

a-holes couches fat watch progeny win trophy trophy millions dollars

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AvaC 2012/08/08 22:29:20

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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This is ridiculously... Stupid!
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Maura :) 2012/08/10 01:46:31

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

as long as they make time for their kids, I mean with all their training and stuff.

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Andrew 2012/08/09 22:23:24

No, give the rest of us a chance

It should be against the law.

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joe mauro 2012/08/09 21:11:33

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

silly question

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Marie 2012/08/09 21:04:31

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Freedom????? This is not China!

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Skylaris Alanis 2012/08/09 19:25:36

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Neymar da Silva has a 1 year old son (:

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MorbidCynic 2012/08/09 19:09:49 (edited)

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Why is this even a question.

Edit: I see it's possibly a joke

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Marie to MorbidC... 2012/08/09 21:05:54

Hope So!!!

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Sperry23 2012/08/09 18:58:49 (edited)

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Chill, people! The source is a joke site, much like the Onion, only not as funny.

This should have been flagged as a joke, not treated as a serious question.

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pig soda 2012/08/09 18:45:05

No, give the rest of us a chance

All athletes are special and it should be a law that they can't have kids

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Kigan 2012/08/09 18:29:31

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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What the hell kind of stupid question is this?

Also, just because a parent (or both parents) is an athlete doesn't mean their kid will be one.

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smitty 2012/08/09 18:09:58 (edited)

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

HAHAJK.COM reports: Who the F are these people? Is this for real? Haha well I guess you could compare Hahajk.com to MSNBC.com ha..ha..jk...com.

Seriously Sodahead?

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no1ymfan 2012/08/09 17:48:46

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Most athletes' children don't do anything. Why should they? Their parents have money! And anyway we don't live in China; we can have many children as they want.

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Jan Haskell 2012/08/09 17:11:54

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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ashlee 2012/08/09 17:06:35

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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That's not fair for the athletes. It's not their fault they are so gifted. Why should anyone be punishe and not be able to have kids. Everyone deserves to have a family. It's your choice whether you or your children participation sports. Dont take it out on athletes. They deserve to have kids.

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BoardinOK 2012/08/09 16:51:29

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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I don't mind, but there are extreme cases where they need to stop breeding. lol

Cromartie has fathered ten children with eight women living in six states In March 2010, the Jets provided Cromartie with a $500,000 advance so he could make outstanding child support payments. Cromartie married Terricka Cason, who starred on E!'s Candy Girls, on July 2, 2010. Cason gave birth to a daughter in April 2010[18] and a son in early 2012. In mid-April 2012, it was reported that Cason was expecting twins in November 2012, bringing Cromartie's total to 12 children.

Want to know who is going to support them when he is no longer playing in the NFL?

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Different 2012/08/09 16:33:02

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Everyone should be allowed to have kids. If the child is good at sports then so what. Why is this even a question. This is not any of our buisness.

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Nish 2012/08/09 16:23:44

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Yes why aren't they deserve it?

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Modelexarfate 2012/08/09 16:13:08

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Why the hell does it matter if they do, or don't have kids?

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beachbum 2012/08/09 16:05:07

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Is this for real? Is this anyone's business but theirs? Unbelievable.

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FunkyMunky 2012/08/09 15:48:04

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

It's truly sad that there are people out there who want to pass a law to hold other people back.

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♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/08/09 15:42:24

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Just because they have kids doesn't mean those kids will be good at whatever the parents can do.

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Matt 2012/08/09 15:33:34

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Without that option, we would have never had Jethro !

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+Harmonious Love+ 2012/08/09 15:30:06

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Why shouldn't they? Are they diseased or something?

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Atlas 2012/08/09 14:37:00

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Question would have been better suited for fun and humor.

Oh wait, no it wouldn't.

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Sterling 2012/08/09 14:25:30

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Your questions are so stupid... and your website is a joke bro.

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mrs.heart attack 2012/08/09 14:20:05

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

Nothin wrong with it its there life they can live it how they want

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wgossett99 2012/08/09 14:17:13 (edited)

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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This is a joke question, right?

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Sapphire 2012/08/09 13:33:12

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Seriously, the things that shouldn't be a discussion are a discussion. If they want to have kids let them. Whoever that group is have some serious problems.

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Ben 2012/08/09 13:09:30

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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This can't surely be serious?

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cents-less 2012/08/09 12:22:39

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Joke topic, right?

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PokerFace 2012/08/09 11:16:36

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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everyone should be able to have kids

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Illjwamh 2012/08/09 11:08:51 (edited)

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Lmao.

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the fuze 2012/08/09 10:58:50

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Why shouldn't they? Yeah, they should be responsible and care for their children, they shouldn't just be going from town to town "sowing their seed" and having children they'll never see/care for. But I wouldn't want to stop those athletes that have children responsibly.

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Monkey D. Luffy 2012/08/09 10:53:34

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Why does it mean automatically that their children would be among the best athletes as well?

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mrs.hea... to Monkey ... 2012/08/09 14:24:03

I was wondering that to what if they grow up and help feed the hungry or what ever

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Monkey ... to mrs.hea... 2012/08/09 14:28:20

That is a possibility..

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mrs.hea... to Monkey ... 2012/08/09 16:02:43

Lol it is :)

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Anonymouse BN-0 ~bibbityboo~ 2012/08/09 10:04:12

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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What the hell? Better they have lots of fit children than some druggies squirt out thugs...

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debhead 2012/08/09 09:45:11

Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes

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Seriously? This is really a debateable question? Did China invade while I was sleeping? Its absurd!

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Lady Wh... to debhead 2012/08/09 09:46:59

+1
agreed

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