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Should Professional Athletes Be Allowed to Have Children?

HAHAJKDOTCOM 2012/08/08 21:00:00
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A group is lobbying Congress to make it illegal for professional athletes to spread their superior genes.

HAHAJK.COM reports:
(HAHAJK) – Sorry, only one sports superstar per family, that’s the rule. Or at least it should be. Where the hell do people get off thinking that they can just keep making more talented people with their obviously superior genes and live high on the horse while the rest of us un-athletic a-holes sit around on our couches and get fat while we watch them and their progeny win trophy after trophy and make millions of dollars?
a-holes couches fat watch progeny win trophy trophy millions dollars
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  • AvaC 2012/08/08 22:29:20
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    AvaC
    +9
    baby facepalm

    This is ridiculously... Stupid!
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  • ghostrider 2012/09/06 16:58:10
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    ghostrider
    If this is even remotely serious this 'group' should be screened for admittance to an insane asylum.
    reply
  • Tallulah 2012/09/02 05:01:20
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Tallulah
    Hahaha so much troll here ^-^
    reply
  • MommyWoman 2012/08/30 02:49:03
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    MommyWoman
    This is simply silly! I about broke a rib laughing at the ridiculosity of this entire concept!
    reply
  • gregaj7 2012/08/15 05:43:49
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    gregaj7
    Self-moderated.
    reply
  • addie 2012/08/15 01:22:05
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    addie
    Pro athletes are people and that means they have right to have kids, but I wish everyone would stop having children, children are horrible!
    reply
  • MlssCue =Go Blue= 2012/08/14 16:08:33
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    What the heck kind of crazy question is this?!
    reply
  • Cero 2012/08/14 14:27:04
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Cero
    I'm sorry, buuut are you retarded? Anyone that will be a good parent should be allowed to have children, duh. Just because they are their parents were pro athletes does not mean they will be too. Woah! Now wasn't that a surprise? -_-
    reply
  • Alex 2012/08/13 18:26:28
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Alex
    I thought the whole Orwell '1984' nightmare was getting up to full speed...til I see the name of the site where this article is from : /
    reply
  • Kyra 2012/08/13 11:57:42
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Kyra
    of course
    reply
  • XQNP 2012/08/13 09:37:20
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    XQNP
    I like how people are getting incredibly worked up about an article from a site called "HAHAJK."
    reply
  • aksquad 2012/08/13 05:26:05
  • TikkiPurdy 2012/08/13 03:03:39
  • You Know IT 2012/08/12 08:22:46 (edited)
  • DaSingleDaddy 2012/08/12 07:25:43
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    DaSingleDaddy
    WTH... this is just plain Stupid... as an American in a post 9/11 America am hoping to keep the freedoms we still have and regain those that have been chopped into oblivion in the name of keeping me safe..

    I would rather face the dangers my government claims to be protecting me from, then lose my freedoms in the name of protecting me.

    In, no way do I want this government deciding who can have kids. I want our government to focus on doing something about things such as why we have 5% of the worlds population and over 25% of the worlds imprisoned people.

    I want the government to stay the hell out of my bed and my house period. I want my government to focus on repairing, expanding and building new infrastructure, thus improving our nation.

    I don't want micromanaged, I want the freedoms afforded by the constitution of my nation respected and returned to that our constitution allows us. I want my government controlled by our people, and not my people controlled by our government.

    I want my government to invest in our schools and not in our prisons. I want a society that educates and not prison.


    I want to be able to educate my children about drugs, and not have them educated by about drugs by drug dealers. I want Prohibition of drugs ended and all of them regulate...
    WTH... this is just plain Stupid... as an American in a post 9/11 America am hoping to keep the freedoms we still have and regain those that have been chopped into oblivion in the name of keeping me safe..

    I would rather face the dangers my government claims to be protecting me from, then lose my freedoms in the name of protecting me.

    In, no way do I want this government deciding who can have kids. I want our government to focus on doing something about things such as why we have 5% of the worlds population and over 25% of the worlds imprisoned people.

    I want the government to stay the hell out of my bed and my house period. I want my government to focus on repairing, expanding and building new infrastructure, thus improving our nation.

    I don't want micromanaged, I want the freedoms afforded by the constitution of my nation respected and returned to that our constitution allows us. I want my government controlled by our people, and not my people controlled by our government.

    I want my government to invest in our schools and not in our prisons. I want a society that educates and not prison.


    I want to be able to educate my children about drugs, and not have them educated by about drugs by drug dealers. I want Prohibition of drugs ended and all of them regulated and controlled such as we do with alcohol and tobacco already. Thus, making all currently illegal drugs as hard to get as tobacco and alcohol currently are. With the current prohibition of drugs everyone knows its easier for kids to obtain the prohibited drugs then it is for them to obtain the regulated ones as in alcohol and tobacco. Once all prohibited drugs are regulated and controlled as alcohol and tobacco are, We will remove the organized crime controlled artificial market, vastly reducing crime in general, We will reduce our prison population and achieve the ultimate and return educating of our children about drugs, to ourselves the parents, and not have the educating about drugs in the control and hands of the illegal drug dealers as we have now.
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  • Hooblie 2012/08/12 04:37:52
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Hooblie
    This has to be fake. Besides, I'd rather have more talented people than morons running around.
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  • TJ 2012/08/11 21:31:24
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    TJ
    This has to be fake. The idea that the government would stop making superior physical human specimens in the US would ruin the one thing that makes the US as successful as it is. It's certainly not our superior brains compared to the rest of the world.
    reply
  • sixshooter 2012/08/11 21:11:19
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    sixshooter
    Athletes, People with ugly genes, fat genes, or stupid genes should not have kids
    reply
  • MlssCue... sixshooter 2012/08/14 16:12:53
    MlssCue =Go Blue=
    Thankfully you fall into category four, away with your reproduction rights!
    reply
  • aneed2know 2012/08/11 10:40:10
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    aneed2know
    +1
    you do know a comedian wrote this article right?
    reply
  • Ian aneed2know 2012/08/11 14:35:57
    Ian
    No i did not, was he a Commie or a Socialist (joke keep you hair on)
    reply
  • Ian 2012/08/11 05:56:04
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Ian
    What the hell are these people doing,people like this have got to be sanctioned and sent for a long long stay at Mr and Mrs loony bins Hospital for the brain dead, what sort of persons are these people.
    If you get two people who were great at sport it does not mean the kid will be great at sport, but it will help.
    Cant come over that someone want to stop someone having kids, just because they are professional sport people.
    reply
  • aneed2know Ian 2012/08/11 10:41:09
    aneed2know
    +1
    you do know a comedian wrote this article right and the site is satire
    reply
  • Ian aneed2know 2012/08/11 14:34:55
    Ian
    No i did not, are you kidding me i though it was straight up, for real.
    reply
  • santaisgod4ever 2012/08/11 04:56:21
    No, give the rest of us a chance
    santaisgod4ever
    Wenis
    reply
  • im right ur wrong 2012/08/11 00:55:12
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    im right ur wrong
    then they will be really athletic. we have to many fattys now. just look at my gym class!
    reply
  • louisa 2012/08/10 19:35:16
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    louisa
    What in the actual hell is this?
    reply
  • Mandy 2012/08/10 18:55:55
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Mandy
    How is it anyone's business whether other people breed or not?
    reply
  • Emma 2012/08/10 18:06:21
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Emma
    their choice . they just cant have tons of kids to dominate the sport with
    reply
  • Squatch 2012/08/10 16:51:02
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Squatch
    Why not - people on welfare can
    reply
  • cmdrbnd007 2012/08/10 14:58:32
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    cmdrbnd007
    +1
    This is a joke, right.
    reply
  • Sofahead 2012/08/10 14:34:18
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Sofahead
    Any chance this group believes in Evolution?
    If so they are hypocites.

    It is only the athletes decision/choice that counts, period!
    reply
  • Denny 2012/08/10 06:04:04
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Denny
    Why don't we stud them out like horses. We could have super humans.
    reply
  • KingdomNow Denny 2012/08/10 06:22:39
    KingdomNow
    +1
    Have you seen the skank bitches lining up at thew back door at an NBA locker room?
    reply
  • Denny KingdomNow 2012/08/10 18:23:04
    Denny
    Sooooo.... What's your point??/ Those "women" are the future of the Human Race as we know it???
    reply
  • TheTruth1313 2012/08/10 06:01:50
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    TheTruth1313
    It sounds to me like its the group that actually proposed this nonsense that shouldn't be allowed to have kids.
    reply
  • les_gvt 2012/08/10 05:48:58
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    les_gvt
    i think this is bs, could not find PAAR on the net, and it would have been in the news
    reply
  • BloodlessVeins 2012/08/10 05:29:09
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    BloodlessVeins
    WTF? I would not to like to be told: You can't have children because of "blah, blah, blah". OH HELL TO THE NO!
    reply
  • TuringsChild 2012/08/10 05:14:46
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    TuringsChild
    +1
    WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS IT OF THE GOVERNMENT??????????
    There is SO MUCH wrong with this concept it boggles the mind. :p
    reply
  • tristarr 2012/08/10 05:00:35
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    tristarr
    really?
    reply
  • Angela Chambers 2012/08/10 04:44:07
    Yes, I want them to keep churning out athletes
    Angela Chambers
    Why even ask this? It's ridiculous.
    reply
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