Should King Kong be given a penis in his next movie?

I have one helluva sense of humor. Sorry, but putting a penis on King Kong wasn't very funny to me. You see, this site, as well as many others on the Internet, is constantly being bombarded by sexual innuendo and sometimes outright pornography. You inserted a personal touch about your own "package" as well, which somewhat tainted the abstract nuances.

But even more aggravating lately, I got to checking my "spam" items to weed out non-spam and delete the rest and, lo and behold, I get a whole bunch of emails that should probably be wrapped in brown paper, if you know what I mean. And it ranged from a lot of really neat performance-enhancing tools, including Viagara, which is really cute because I'm a woman, and then some swinger-type ads and all kinds of putzy stuff that I don't subscribe to and I can't figure out how I got put on the nasty mailing lists. And one of the "regular" emails, which comes in frequently, is totally offensive to me by its title alone -- it's called College F*** Book, only they don't use stars! I clicked on to it to avail myself of the "unsubscribe" feature, which it proudly announced you can do and how they "honor all requests" immediately, etc. and, by golly, I tried to click onto unsubscribe and it won't allow me to do it! So I still get that lovely piece of crap. So perhaps you can see what kind of mood I was in when I was going through SH the day I made my comment to your question.

And by the way, I knew you were making an attempt at mockery. And I'm sorry to have spoiled your fun, honest I am. Wish I could take it back and throw in a one-liner with humor myself. But every once in a while I get pelted with a whole bunch of serious stuff and I'll read something not meant to be serious but which touches on a serious subject and I just flat out get carried away. And that spam stuff really bugged me that day.

Forgive me?