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Should King Kong be given a penis in his next movie?

Christian 2012/06/23 18:28:44
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For many years we have all watched King Kong running around destroying buildings and killing other monsters trying to invade his territory. Can King Kong really be the true King of beasts with out a penis? I know I am proud of my package so I feel Kong should be given a penis, maybe he will be a nicer beast, maybe its why he is so mad all the time, he is looking for his penis and can not find it. If King Kong was an Italian movie he for sure would have been given a decent sized package, after all he is a gorilla.
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  • Drake 2012/08/11 02:06:34
    Yes, King Kong should have a penis.
    Drake
    +1
    It would be kinda funny. The big guy could actually destroy buildings with his penis.
  • Christian Drake 2012/08/11 05:09:28
    Christian
    lol
  • Lady Aiyanna 2012/06/24 07:29:44
    Yes, King Kong should have a penis.
    Lady Aiyanna
    +1


    Lord Have Mercy and we we would probably end up with a Kong Darrow A Gorilla who has similar features and probably with a Blond/Gold/Black Hair-do who talks like a human and walking straight saying I am quite a Rocker!!! Probably end up with a Cigar in mouth too saying Watcha Lookin' At!!!!
  • Christian Lady Ai... 2012/06/24 08:39:24
  • ruthannhausman 2012/06/24 06:06:33
    No sorry King Kong has to be penisless.
    ruthannhausman
    +1
    Stop being absurd. You want to see more porno in the movies, there are plenty of places that can sell or show it to you. King Kong is a made-up "monster," pathetic monster at that. Don't make a mockery out of what proved to be a good entertainment idea.
  • Christian ruthann... 2012/06/24 06:08:59
    Christian
    Mockery! To serious. There this thing, its called a sense of humor, and humans can actually laugh if you try hard enough. Have someone tickle you if you cant do it.
  • ruthann... Christian 2012/06/24 12:57:05
    ruthannhausman
    I have one helluva sense of humor. Sorry, but putting a penis on King Kong wasn't very funny to me. You see, this site, as well as many others on the Internet, is constantly being bombarded by sexual innuendo and sometimes outright pornography. You inserted a personal touch about your own "package" as well, which somewhat tainted the abstract nuances.

    But even more aggravating lately, I got to checking my "spam" items to weed out non-spam and delete the rest and, lo and behold, I get a whole bunch of emails that should probably be wrapped in brown paper, if you know what I mean. And it ranged from a lot of really neat performance-enhancing tools, including Viagara, which is really cute because I'm a woman, and then some swinger-type ads and all kinds of putzy stuff that I don't subscribe to and I can't figure out how I got put on the nasty mailing lists. And one of the "regular" emails, which comes in frequently, is totally offensive to me by its title alone -- it's called College F*** Book, only they don't use stars! I clicked on to it to avail myself of the "unsubscribe" feature, which it proudly announced you can do and how they "honor all requests" immediately, etc. and, by golly, I tried to click onto unsubscribe and it won't allow me to do it! So I still get that...



    I have one helluva sense of humor. Sorry, but putting a penis on King Kong wasn't very funny to me. You see, this site, as well as many others on the Internet, is constantly being bombarded by sexual innuendo and sometimes outright pornography. You inserted a personal touch about your own "package" as well, which somewhat tainted the abstract nuances.

    But even more aggravating lately, I got to checking my "spam" items to weed out non-spam and delete the rest and, lo and behold, I get a whole bunch of emails that should probably be wrapped in brown paper, if you know what I mean. And it ranged from a lot of really neat performance-enhancing tools, including Viagara, which is really cute because I'm a woman, and then some swinger-type ads and all kinds of putzy stuff that I don't subscribe to and I can't figure out how I got put on the nasty mailing lists. And one of the "regular" emails, which comes in frequently, is totally offensive to me by its title alone -- it's called College F*** Book, only they don't use stars! I clicked on to it to avail myself of the "unsubscribe" feature, which it proudly announced you can do and how they "honor all requests" immediately, etc. and, by golly, I tried to click onto unsubscribe and it won't allow me to do it! So I still get that lovely piece of crap. So perhaps you can see what kind of mood I was in when I was going through SH the day I made my comment to your question.

    And by the way, I knew you were making an attempt at mockery. And I'm sorry to have spoiled your fun, honest I am. Wish I could take it back and throw in a one-liner with humor myself. But every once in a while I get pelted with a whole bunch of serious stuff and I'll read something not meant to be serious but which touches on a serious subject and I just flat out get carried away. And that spam stuff really bugged me that day.

    Forgive me?
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  • tobe 2012/06/23 21:37:36
    No sorry King Kong has to be penisless.
    tobe
    +1
    if people wanta see king kongs shlong rent porno. i have no interest.
  • Fran-Halen 2012/06/23 20:37:21
  • k fleming 2012/06/23 19:12:01
    No sorry King Kong has to be penisless.
    k fleming
    Sorry, he's an ape, even if they gave him an anatomically correct package, you would still be hard pressed to find it.
  • wolf sloan 2012/06/23 19:10:07
    Yes, King Kong should have a penis.
    wolf sloan
    +1
    Let the big guy have some fun
  • Scooter 2012/06/23 18:44:13
    No sorry King Kong has to be penisless.
    Scooter
    +2
    He would just play with it all the time...or scratch...
  • Christian Scooter 2012/06/23 18:47:40
  • Scooter Christian 2012/06/23 19:01:12
    Scooter
    :)
  • swivelhead Scooter 2012/06/23 18:50:50
  • Christian swivelhead 2012/06/23 18:52:06
    Christian
    +2
    Now that's weird..lol
  • Scooter swivelhead 2012/06/23 19:07:43
    Scooter
    +1
    Roflmao!
  • I. Car Rus 2012/06/23 18:40:12
    Yes, King Kong should have a penis.
    I. Car Rus
    +2
    .......but should it be circumcised?
  • Christian I. Car Rus 2012/06/23 18:48:47
    Christian
    +3
    Of course Kong is not a heathen.
  • Christian 2012/06/23 18:30:10
    Yes, King Kong should have a penis.
    Christian
    +1
    Not to big but he should have one.
  • swivelhead 2012/06/23 18:30:07
    No sorry King Kong has to be penisless.
    swivelhead
    +3
    King Kong was female.....
  • Christian swivelhead 2012/06/23 18:32:21
    Christian
    +2
    If he was female, why was he in love with the blonde? Your saying Kong is a lesbian?
  • Christian Christian 2012/06/23 18:32:40
    Christian
    Kong is male.
  • swivelhead Christian 2012/06/23 18:40:41
    swivelhead
    +2
    I've only know that kind of fury in a woman scorned....
  • Scooter swivelhead 2012/06/23 18:44:58
  • swivelhead Scooter 2012/06/23 18:53:35
  • Scooter swivelhead 2012/06/23 19:06:56
  • swivelhead Scooter 2012/06/23 19:14:43
  • Scooter swivelhead 2012/06/23 19:16:10
    Scooter
    Love that movie, but everytime I see it all I can think of is dirty pillows!! lol~~
  • swivelhead Christian 2012/06/23 18:38:11
    swivelhead
    +2
    a big hairy lesbian....
  • Christian swivelhead 2012/06/23 18:50:28
    Christian
    What ever you say :)

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