Should Hulk Hogan Shave His Mustache?

About a week ago, professional wrestling legend Hulk Hogan told TMZ that he would shave his famous blonde hair and blonde mustache in order to obtain more acting gigs. It would probably mark the first time, going back to before the explosion of Hulkamania in 1984, that the Hulkster would be pasty-faced and cue-balled.

"I'm getting ready to go on some auditions. I'm getting ready to shave my head and my mustache," Hogan, a WWE Hall of Famer and current Impact Wrestling superstar, told TMZ. So that should be scary ..." Not only would it be scary, but unthinkable for many Hulkamaniacs, old and young. Not everyone can rock balding blonde hair and a fu mustache so epically.

Some people are so devastated, there is an outcry from the American Mustache Institute. Yes...American. Mustache. Institute. Who knew? "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience," said Dr. Aaron Perlut, chairman of the Institute.

"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community.”