Should Everybody Have A Detachable Penis?
Ugh!
2012/06/10 05:53:39
|
|
|||||
|
9 votes
|
|
41% | |||
|
7 votes
|
|
32% | |||
|
6 votes
|
|
27% | |||
[...]
Even if he's not, I'm going to maintain my inappropriate attitude, because that's just who I am.
Who knew the baby's head was detachable? So funny huh.
......"Honey, where's my Schlong?"
"I dont know...have you checked in between the cushions on the couch?"
"Yes, it's not there...I hope nobody stole it"
"Well, where did you leave it last?"
"If I knew that, I'd know where it was, wouldnt I?"
"Well you dont have to be sarcastic...after all I'm only trying to help"
"Wait...honey, why are you crying?"
"Because you always holler at me"
"I'm not hollering"
"You dont respect me"
"Yes I do"
"Well.....did you leave it at Wal-Mart?"
"I sure hope not"
"Did you throw it away with the leftover Meatloaf?"
"No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the meatloaf"
"How about with the rice that we threw out?"
"No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the rice either"
"Well, I was vacuuming earlier"
"Wouldnt you know if my schlong went into the vacuum?"
"I dont know, dear, i may have vacuumed it up without realizing it......... I doubt it though"
"I better call Wal-Mart and report it to the "Lost and Found" ".
"Hello, My name is Richard Long, and I lost my detachable willie, and I was wondering if you had found any there?"
"A detachable what?"
"Willie"
"Who the f$%! is willie?"
"No, .....my schlong"
"Pardon me?"
"My schlong"
"Your schlong"
"Yes"
"You are missing your...
......"Honey, where's my Schlong?"
"I dont know...have you checked in between the cushions on the couch?"
"Yes, it's not there...I hope nobody stole it"
"Well, where did you leave it last?"
"If I knew that, I'd know where it was, wouldnt I?"
"Well you dont have to be sarcastic...after all I'm only trying to help"
"Wait...honey, why are you crying?"
"Because you always holler at me"
"I'm not hollering"
"You dont respect me"
"Yes I do"
"Well.....did you leave it at Wal-Mart?"
"I sure hope not"
"Did you throw it away with the leftover Meatloaf?"
"No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the meatloaf"
"How about with the rice that we threw out?"
"No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the rice either"
"Well, I was vacuuming earlier"
"Wouldnt you know if my schlong went into the vacuum?"
"I dont know, dear, i may have vacuumed it up without realizing it......... I doubt it though"
"I better call Wal-Mart and report it to the "Lost and Found" ".
"Hello, My name is Richard Long, and I lost my detachable willie, and I was wondering if you had found any there?"
"A detachable what?"
"Willie"
"Who the f$%! is willie?"
"No, .....my schlong"
"Pardon me?"
"My schlong"
"Your schlong"
"Yes"
"You are missing your schlong?"
"yeah, that's correct"
"Hey you wouldnt be that Bobbit guy would you?"
"No, I'm not him"
"They make detachable wieners now?"
"Yeah"
"Well, let me see.....a tickle me Elmo....G.I. Joe.........keys.......oh, here your weiner is!"
"You mean you found it?"
"Yes, some elderly woman just flung it onto the table here"
"She FLUNG it?"
"Yeah, but it doesnt look broken...a little bent maybe"
"Oh man..well, did the elderly woman say anything when she flung my weiner?"
"She was saying something, I couldnt make it out..something like "Well, without batteries what good is it", or something like that"
"Well, can you please hold my penis for me, til I get there?"
"Sure sir, I'll be glad to hold your penis until you get here"
"Please dont lose it"
"No worries sir, I'll keep it on my mousepad"
No thanks....I'll cast a vote against detachable penises.
I prefer mine exactly where it happens to be.
Good job.