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Should Everybody Have A Detachable Penis?

Ugh! 2012/06/10 05:53:39
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  • Luke 2012/06/10 16:59:13
    No : (
    Luke
    I like having mine ready when the occasion arises...so to speak..hehehe
  • Vision of Verve 2012/06/10 15:14:49
  • GeminiWolf 2012/06/10 13:05:57
    Hmmm...
    GeminiWolf
    +2
    Well mine isn't detachable, since it was never attached, but I have a big purple rubbery penis that I keep in the drawer next to my bed. ;)
  • Chris 2012/06/10 12:50:08
    No : (
    Chris
    +1
    I don't understand your question. If your arm is detachable, it would die since it's not apart of you... as with any body part. So why would you want that?
  • Josh Robinson 2012/06/10 12:25:16
    Yes!
    Josh Robinson
    +2
    ''You forgot to do the dishes like you promised''..! [...]
  • Chris Josh Ro... 2012/06/10 12:32:56
    Chris
    That's a dildo, not a penis. That's like saying a Fleshlight is a vagina.
    [...]
  • Josh Ro... Chris 2012/06/10 12:36:04 (edited)
  • Chris Josh Ro... 2012/06/10 12:53:24
    Chris
    Should you be making a joke to begin with about mutilation of the body? Many women and men alike do lose their sexual body parts, such as breasts to breast cancer, penis to penis cancer, accidents, etc... many people end up committing suicide because of it... I don't think its really a joking matter what the questioner is saying. I'm not trying to be too serious but... it's a disgusting thought to detach any body part.
  • GeminiWolf Chris 2012/06/10 13:04:30
    GeminiWolf
    ...I'm pretty sure Ugh IS asking this in a joking manner, and it should be expected that the vast majority reply in the same, joking manner.

    Even if he's not, I'm going to maintain my inappropriate attitude, because that's just who I am.
  • Chris GeminiWolf 2012/06/10 19:15:05 (edited)
    Chris
    +1

    Who knew the baby's head was detachable? So funny huh.
  • Josh Ro... Chris 2012/06/10 13:09:19
    Josh Robinson
    +1
    If it is truly detachable then removing it is part of its natural function.
  • Chris Josh Ro... 2012/06/10 19:18:49
    Chris
    +1
    What body part does that?
  • Josh Ro... Chris 2012/06/11 02:15:50
    Josh Robinson
    None...
  • Cat Man 2012/06/10 08:32:34 (edited)
    No : (
    Cat Man
    +1
    I would rather take my "Big and Tasty" with me. I'm always losing my keys.....I shudder to think of what would happen

    ......"Honey, where's my Schlong?"

    "I dont know...have you checked in between the cushions on the couch?"

    "Yes, it's not there...I hope nobody stole it"

    "Well, where did you leave it last?"

    "If I knew that, I'd know where it was, wouldnt I?"

    "Well you dont have to be sarcastic...after all I'm only trying to help"

    "Wait...honey, why are you crying?"

    "Because you always holler at me"

    "I'm not hollering"

    "You dont respect me"

    "Yes I do"

    "Well.....did you leave it at Wal-Mart?"

    "I sure hope not"

    "Did you throw it away with the leftover Meatloaf?"

    "No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the meatloaf"

    "How about with the rice that we threw out?"

    "No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the rice either"

    "Well, I was vacuuming earlier"

    "Wouldnt you know if my schlong went into the vacuum?"

    "I dont know, dear, i may have vacuumed it up without realizing it......... I doubt it though"

    "I better call Wal-Mart and report it to the "Lost and Found" ".

    "Hello, My name is Richard Long, and I lost my detachable willie, and I was wondering if you had found any there?"

    "A detachable what?"

    "Willie"

    "Who the f$%! is willie?"

    "No, .....my schlong"

    "Pardon me?"

    "My schlong"

    "Your schlong"

    "Yes"

    "You are missing your...



































    I would rather take my "Big and Tasty" with me. I'm always losing my keys.....I shudder to think of what would happen

    ......"Honey, where's my Schlong?"

    "I dont know...have you checked in between the cushions on the couch?"

    "Yes, it's not there...I hope nobody stole it"

    "Well, where did you leave it last?"

    "If I knew that, I'd know where it was, wouldnt I?"

    "Well you dont have to be sarcastic...after all I'm only trying to help"

    "Wait...honey, why are you crying?"

    "Because you always holler at me"

    "I'm not hollering"

    "You dont respect me"

    "Yes I do"

    "Well.....did you leave it at Wal-Mart?"

    "I sure hope not"

    "Did you throw it away with the leftover Meatloaf?"

    "No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the meatloaf"

    "How about with the rice that we threw out?"

    "No, my schlong wasnt anywhere near the rice either"

    "Well, I was vacuuming earlier"

    "Wouldnt you know if my schlong went into the vacuum?"

    "I dont know, dear, i may have vacuumed it up without realizing it......... I doubt it though"

    "I better call Wal-Mart and report it to the "Lost and Found" ".

    "Hello, My name is Richard Long, and I lost my detachable willie, and I was wondering if you had found any there?"

    "A detachable what?"

    "Willie"

    "Who the f$%! is willie?"

    "No, .....my schlong"

    "Pardon me?"

    "My schlong"

    "Your schlong"

    "Yes"

    "You are missing your schlong?"

    "yeah, that's correct"

    "Hey you wouldnt be that Bobbit guy would you?"

    "No, I'm not him"

    "They make detachable wieners now?"

    "Yeah"

    "Well, let me see.....a tickle me Elmo....G.I. Joe.........keys.......oh, here your weiner is!"

    "You mean you found it?"

    "Yes, some elderly woman just flung it onto the table here"

    "She FLUNG it?"

    "Yeah, but it doesnt look broken...a little bent maybe"

    "Oh man..well, did the elderly woman say anything when she flung my weiner?"

    "She was saying something, I couldnt make it out..something like "Well, without batteries what good is it", or something like that"

    "Well, can you please hold my penis for me, til I get there?"

    "Sure sir, I'll be glad to hold your penis until you get here"

    "Please dont lose it"

    "No worries sir, I'll keep it on my mousepad"

    No thanks....I'll cast a vote against detachable penises.

    I prefer mine exactly where it happens to be.
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  • GeminiWolf Cat Man 2012/06/10 13:04:51
  • Luke Cat Man 2012/06/10 16:58:19
    Luke
    +1
    Look like ya gave this some thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLM...
    Good job.
  • Mellow 2012/06/10 06:13:33
    Hmmm...
    Mellow
    WTFF?

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