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Grapes
One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store. The parrot said to the clerk "Got any grapes?""No" replied the store clerk. The parrot smiled and walked out the door. A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The clerk replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, i don't have any grapes!"
The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked once again "Got any grapes?" The irate clerk yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any! If you come back in here again, i'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out the door. Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
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- Alley Cat 2011/11/04 17:33:18
+1I'm sure the freekin clerk fainted!!! :-))))) - millermedia 2011/11/04 14:54:06+2Another annoying parrot.
- K-ZOOMI-----0 2011/11/03 19:50:26+2hehehe!
- Christmas; In Chrome 2011/11/03 19:34:40+3A duck walks into a court room. the judge says "what's your name?" The duck responds "Quack." The judge asks what he was arrested for. "Blowing bubbles in the park, you honer!" The judge says "well that's certainly no crime! You may go!" So he does, and another duck walks in. The judge: "What's your name?" The duck: "Quack-Quack." The judge "Your offence...?" The duck: "Blowing bubbles in the park!" The duck is again pardoned, the judge is thinking that what ever cop would arrest someone for such a thing must be either stupid or crazy when a third duck walks in. The Judge: "Let me guess. Your name is Quack-Quack-QUACK, and you've been arrested for blowing bubbles in the park!" The duck: "No. My name is Bubbles. I was arrested for prostitution."
- Matt 2011/11/03 18:57:45+2It's OK now ! I have the parrot "nailed" !
- Philo-CommieHater! 2011/11/03 11:07:56+2groan... ;-)
- AnnForTruth 2011/11/03 09:26:07+3LOL
