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Cruise

There is a magician on a cruise ship, and hes been doing his show for a couple years now. The captain's parrot always love to watch the magician, and he's seen the show so many times he starts giving away the tricks "braaawwk its in his sleeve brawwwkk its in his hat etc." Now the Magician gets sick of this bird so one day he pulls out a pistol and takes a shot at the bird. the bird flies away and the bullet hits a propane tank and blows the ship into splinters. The only survivors are the magician and the parrot, floating on a piece of drift wood. After a couple days floating at sea the parrot turns to the magician and says "brawwkkk i give up wheres the dam ship"