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A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
And that's how the fight got started.
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  • Kaola 2012/07/12 05:46:37
    Kaola
    seriously
  • Connectification 2012/04/26 23:56:22
    Connectification
    +1
    I wonder how did he get a girlfriend at the first place
  • betrayed~in nyx i trust 2012/04/18 03:29:08
    betrayed~in nyx i trust
    +1
    LOL SO SAD
  • DDogbreath 2012/03/30 16:00:24
    DDogbreath
    +1
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • robinswebnest 2012/03/11 18:22:10
    robinswebnest
    +2
    mmmm I guess he wanted to break up......kind of a novel way of doing it. Its ok, the bruises will go away after awhile.
  • Lindy... 2012/03/08 04:07:20
    Lindy...
    +1
    Funny husband. Mean.....but funny!
  • i<3conanthebarbarian 2012/03/07 22:13:33
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +1
    lol
  • Delilah 2012/03/07 16:25:15
    Delilah
    +3
    LOL... Now that deserves a good swift kick! women kicking man
  • sammanilla 2012/03/03 23:53:06
    sammanilla
    +3
    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

    ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
    hasn’t been sober since.’

    ‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

    And then the fight started...
  • i<3cona... sammanilla 2012/03/07 22:14:03
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +2
    lol
  • sammanilla i<3cona... 2012/03/08 02:53:33
    sammanilla
    +3
    My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
    I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

    And then the fight started.....
  • i<3cona... sammanilla 2012/03/10 21:20:54
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +2
    lmaoo your funny
  • sammanilla i<3cona... 2012/03/10 21:40:18
    sammanilla
    +3
    That's my addiction to laughter plus I love the "fight Started" jokes.

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station…

    And then the fight started….
  • i<3cona... sammanilla 2012/03/11 23:36:03
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +3
    me too I love 'and that's how the fight started' jokes. I think they are the funniest ones besides the yo mama's jokes. I love laughter too I like laughing and making other ppl laugh,it makes me smile.
  • sammanilla i<3cona... 2012/03/13 03:53:13
    sammanilla
    +3
    here's some medicine -

    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
    first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
    He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?"
    "Nah, she can order for herself."

    And then the fight started...
  • i<3cona... sammanilla 2012/03/13 20:20:42
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    +2
    ha ha ha :)
  • Connect... i<3cona... 2012/04/26 23:58:38
    Connectification
    +2
    yo mama jokes is the best. So lucky that I joined this group.
  • i<3cona... Connect... 2012/07/03 20:30:40
    i<3conanthebarbarian
    dido :D
  • Connect... sammanilla 2012/04/26 23:57:37
    Connectification
    +1
    lmao
  • Tori 2012/03/03 19:59:33
    Tori
    +1
    HAHAHA! Wow... I should say that to someone if they ever ask me that.
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