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Roseanne Barr Roasted on Comedy Central: Are Roasts Funny or Mean?

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Last night, Comedy Central aired the “Roast of Roseanne” as comedians, actors and exes gathered to poke fun at funny gal Roseanne Barr. Jane Lynch from “Glee” hosted the night’s festivities. She was joined onstage by Katey Sagal, Wayne Brady, Carrie Fisher, Gilbert Gottfried and Jeffrey Ross. But the big reunion of the evening was the appearance of Roseanne Barr’s ex-husband, Tom Arnold. The pair have reportedly not spoken in over 18 years.

Roseanne Barr Roast

The bulk of the jokes revolved around Barr’s battle with her weight and her choice of spouses. One of the best quips came from Lynch who said, ‘It's not your fault you were attracted to Tom. You thought with all that white powder on his upper lip, there must be a doughnut somewhere."

Roaster extraordinaire Jeffrey Ross joked, "Normally when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth." Arnold, too, went after his ex’s size saying, "She actually had 'Property of Tom Arnold' tattooed on her hip, which made me the fourth largest property owner in California."

And while Arnold’s time on stage ended with a touching tribute to the actress, and Roseanne dutifully sat and laughed while the panel ripped her to shreds, it’s got to hurt a bit inside when the jokes hit so close to home. What do you think: Are roasts funny or just plain mean?
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  • Red Branch 2012/08/15 20:03:48
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    Red Branch
    However, I'll bet the fat was really popping during that roast. I hope too many people were splattered by the lard.
  • Cleo 2012/08/15 14:55:34
    Funny
    Cleo
    +1
    Roseanne Barr is a queen among funny women!!!!!

    Leo
  • jabo 2012/08/15 04:48:39
    Funny
    jabo
    Too bad they didn't put her in a huge oven and cooked her ass.
  • Oltom 2012/08/15 01:30:05
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    Oltom
    Unless it is roasting Rose Ann Barr,then it is funny!
  • jerry 2012/08/14 23:47:08
    Funny
    jerry
    +1
    Nothing about Roseanne is funny
  • Howling Hank 2012/08/14 19:29:29
    Funny
    Howling Hank
    +2
    She's lost alot of weight...she's like half a Roseanne...
  • Oltom Howling... 2012/08/15 01:31:22
    Oltom
    Just another 100 pounds then she will be fine!
  • gregaj7 2012/08/14 19:23:07
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    gregaj7
    I'm not a fan of that kind of high-end teasing.
  • Glen McLeod 2012/08/14 19:20:00
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    Glen McLeod
    +1
    Not funny to me. I haven't seen any good comedians in ages in fact.funny comedians ages
  • jitko 2012/08/14 18:53:48
    Mean
    jitko
    and funny. But mostly mean.
  • Lady Winters 2012/08/14 18:06:40 (edited)
    Mean
    Lady Winters
    +2
    maybe I'm just too sympathetic. I don't watch them. lol
  • Wonder ... Lady Wi... 2012/08/14 23:42:04
  • reid.castillo 2012/08/14 17:37:45
    Funny
    reid.castillo
    So funny, I think I need cheek replacements from laughing so hard!
  • darazan 2012/08/14 17:18:54
    Funny
    darazan
    +1
    It was hilarious. Irreverent as always, but funny. And Roseanne dished it right back to them.
  • TimothyBrianFoley 2012/08/14 17:14:56
    Funny
    TimothyBrianFoley
    they we're meant to be funny you have to laugh a little
  • Bob DiN 2012/08/14 16:48:33
    Mean
    Bob DiN
    You'd need a barn fire to roast Roseanne's fat ass.
  • Wonder Woman 2012/08/14 16:19:32
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/14 17:10:31
    darazan
    +2
    Not that the article itself is even about the value of a man's erection, or whether or not men can laugh at themselves, but....

    ...You obviously didn't see the roast of Charlie Sheen last year. Or even this roast. Each roaster makes fun of the other people on the dais as well. There are plenty of jokes about stuff like that, and people laugh, even the one who it's aimed at. Please don't make the roasts about men making fun of women, because it's really not what it's about. The Friars' Club Roasts have been going on since 1950, and Comedy Central has been putting on their own roasts since 2002. Heck, Milton Berle was roasted on 3 separate occasions.

    As a side note: It's sad to see that you use such an icon for feminism as your avatar. Wonder Woman was strong and proud and independent and awesome. She was all about the strength that women have. You however, don't seem to be a feminist. You see, feminism is about being pro-women. You seem to simply be anti-men. There's a difference. :)
  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/14 20:57:21
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/16 16:54:27
    darazan
    ...Actually, I deduced that you were anti-man because of this line here: "because men love to make fun of women and expect us to laugh" and not because you made a dig at a guy's erection. You, in fact, just proved my point that you ARE anti-male, rather than pro-female. You obviously don't seem to see the world as it really is. You insult men whole-heartedly and belittle them, yet say that they do the same to you, when I see no such evidence in the world. Sure, there are some men who do this, we call them chauvinists, but even they don't have the mentality to sterilize the female population that you have about men. Chauvinism is not a rampant plague upon society, as you may believe. So I will point out where your view of the world differs from reality:

    Killing out of spite is not something that is limited to the male population. Women do it as well. Read some history books. Go look up some lovely women like Bloody Mary and Agrippina the Younger.

    No one ever said that men were Holy Saints for making period jokes. Just as no one ever said you were a man-hater for making a penis joke. You read too much into every little thing that happens or that someone says and find reasons to hate men even more.

    As I'm sure you call yourself a feminist, I just have one thing to say on that, tha...
    ...Actually, I deduced that you were anti-man because of this line here: "because men love to make fun of women and expect us to laugh" and not because you made a dig at a guy's erection. You, in fact, just proved my point that you ARE anti-male, rather than pro-female. You obviously don't seem to see the world as it really is. You insult men whole-heartedly and belittle them, yet say that they do the same to you, when I see no such evidence in the world. Sure, there are some men who do this, we call them chauvinists, but even they don't have the mentality to sterilize the female population that you have about men. Chauvinism is not a rampant plague upon society, as you may believe. So I will point out where your view of the world differs from reality:

    Killing out of spite is not something that is limited to the male population. Women do it as well. Read some history books. Go look up some lovely women like Bloody Mary and Agrippina the Younger.

    No one ever said that men were Holy Saints for making period jokes. Just as no one ever said you were a man-hater for making a penis joke. You read too much into every little thing that happens or that someone says and find reasons to hate men even more.

    As I'm sure you call yourself a feminist, I just have one thing to say on that, that I'd like you to really think about and not read it as spiteful, because it isn't. Why, as a feminist, do you focus your life on men so much that you make each conversation and comment into a rant on why men are horrible, rather than working to uplift women? If you don't like men, that's fine, but why center your whole life on them?
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  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/17 13:55:28
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/18 05:36:05
    darazan
    So...I disagree with you...and I hate women? Did I get that right? Because I didn't think I gave you any inclination of the sort. I don't hate women. I hate feminazis like you who think they can go around vowing to cut the balls off every man because men are the violent ones; like forcibly castrating the male population isn't violent. That's rich.

    Personally, I like hierarchy, it makes sense. It spreads out the responsibility from one person onto many, so that the burden is lighter for all. Everyone in a hierarchy has a place, those who they are responsible to and those who they are responsible for.

    You don't have to respect me, I don't care whether or not you do. I never asked for your respect, and I don't want your respect.

    I don't serve anyone, for your information, and my sex life is none of your business, frankly. I never even said I was with a man, but you assumed such because you focus your entire life on men. Even hating them so much as you do is focusing on them.

    So, I wonder, who wronged you so much when you were a little girl that you've become the suspicious, spiteful, and downright hateful woman you are today? I really wonder what makes someone take that path in life.
  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/18 15:25:09
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/21 18:47:04
    darazan
    See, I'm just not understanding why you're asserting your apparent position on not hating men when you've:

    a) Vowed to castrate all men until all wars end (weird goal, but whatever)
    b) Accused someone who disagrees with you with worshiping men and acting like a whore
    c) Consider testosterone poison
    d) Assume that men only see women as sex objects

    This is a classic routine of a feminazi. If you knew psychology, you would also know that not everyone is the same way. Other things factor into a person's psyche, like how they grew up, their environment, events that happened in their lives, etc. Simply because the "norm" react a certain way does not mean that every member of a population will. You call me pro-slavery because I like the idea of a hierarchy? Those don't have anything to do with one another. Are you a slave to your boss? No, you're not. A slave is a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another. I am not property just as you are not. In a workplace, there is a hierarchy. It's not slavery, though.

    Oh, and by the way, the women's suffrage movement was about the women's right to vote, not being a man's property, because they weren't. In fact, in the US, there were no laws stating that a woman was a man's property, although there were common laws and traditions ab...



    See, I'm just not understanding why you're asserting your apparent position on not hating men when you've:

    a) Vowed to castrate all men until all wars end (weird goal, but whatever)
    b) Accused someone who disagrees with you with worshiping men and acting like a whore
    c) Consider testosterone poison
    d) Assume that men only see women as sex objects

    This is a classic routine of a feminazi. If you knew psychology, you would also know that not everyone is the same way. Other things factor into a person's psyche, like how they grew up, their environment, events that happened in their lives, etc. Simply because the "norm" react a certain way does not mean that every member of a population will. You call me pro-slavery because I like the idea of a hierarchy? Those don't have anything to do with one another. Are you a slave to your boss? No, you're not. A slave is a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another. I am not property just as you are not. In a workplace, there is a hierarchy. It's not slavery, though.

    Oh, and by the way, the women's suffrage movement was about the women's right to vote, not being a man's property, because they weren't. In fact, in the US, there were no laws stating that a woman was a man's property, although there were common laws and traditions about women owning property and their legal status. But those things were changing in the 19th century. So, here's a picture of some women marching in a united front against their enemy, working together to accomplish something for women.

    19th century picture women marching united enemy working accomplish women

    "Men report your psyche in text book psychology as a neurosis..." What??? Here's where I point out your usage of "men" rather than saying "psychiatrists," "psychologists," or any other kind of position of knowledge on the subject. Why specifically say men? (Other than the insult following, of course) There are many female professionals in the world of psychiatry and psychology. Here's where I also question your knowledge of the subject itself. Do you even know what a neurosis is? It's not when you think that I'm treating you like a child. Which I'm not. I'm not trying to mother you. We are having a debate.
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  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/21 23:53:54
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/23 01:15:35
    darazan
    +1
    Oh yeah, you don't hate men at all. lol.

    It's pretty funny that after all the things you've called me along your "totally not a man-hater" rant, that "anus" is your word of choice.

    I never said that the world was perfect or that there aren't bad people in it. There are. There totally are. But it's not just men. There are bad people, men AND women. Have you ever heard of women's prisons? Have you ever heard of some of the horrible things that happen in them? It's sometimes worse than what happens in a men's prison. I'm just saying, I'd rather be a man that gets raped by another man in prison, than a woman that gets raped by another woman using a hot curling iron in prison. I wish I was making that up, because that's so horrible on so many levels that I cannot believe that there are people that would do such a thing to another human being, but it's true.
  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/23 14:18:49
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/24 18:17:09
    darazan
    The term battle axe has described a weapon long before it described anything else. The fact that the first recorded slang usage of "battle axe" was in 1896 leads me to believe that your story about the woman killing all the Vikings is inaccurate, let alone the fact that I could find no such story. I could go on about how the term "Viking" is inaccurate, but that is moot.

    Furthermore, stop blaming others for your actions. Whether or not someone teaches us something, provokes us, or takes any other action against us, it is our decision what to do about it. You cannot blame someone else for how you choose to react to something. I'm not saying that if someone hits you or abuses you that you do nothing about it, only that it is your choice and your responsibility for the consequences of your actions, just as theirs are.

    You also assume, for some reason, that learning aggression or being aggressive means that you would know how to fight. This is not true. In fact, aggression that is not properly channeled in a fight leads to being sloppy and usually ineffective. I know this because I'm a member of a group that practices 16th century weapons training, including swords, axes, and polearms. While we're not trying to kill each other out there, we've seen plenty of people that cannot foc...

    The term battle axe has described a weapon long before it described anything else. The fact that the first recorded slang usage of "battle axe" was in 1896 leads me to believe that your story about the woman killing all the Vikings is inaccurate, let alone the fact that I could find no such story. I could go on about how the term "Viking" is inaccurate, but that is moot.

    Furthermore, stop blaming others for your actions. Whether or not someone teaches us something, provokes us, or takes any other action against us, it is our decision what to do about it. You cannot blame someone else for how you choose to react to something. I'm not saying that if someone hits you or abuses you that you do nothing about it, only that it is your choice and your responsibility for the consequences of your actions, just as theirs are.

    You also assume, for some reason, that learning aggression or being aggressive means that you would know how to fight. This is not true. In fact, aggression that is not properly channeled in a fight leads to being sloppy and usually ineffective. I know this because I'm a member of a group that practices 16th century weapons training, including swords, axes, and polearms. While we're not trying to kill each other out there, we've seen plenty of people that cannot focus their aggression, and they always lose the match. But that is neither here nor there.

    The point is: No matter where you learned to be aggressive, it is ultimately your choice what to do with it. You have no one else to blame for your success or failure.
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  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/25 17:18:32 (edited)
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/28 03:34:25
    darazan
    +1
    That's cool, and I feel that there's nothing wrong with women be assertive or anything like that. There's also nothing wrong with being more passive. ...Although not sure where you're going with the "let's all become MEN" comment. :)

    Vikings died out a long time ago, though. True "Vikings" anyways, as they specifically described the raiding parties. A question out of curiosity: Where are you from near the North Pole since there's no actual land at the North Pole proper?
  • Wonder ... darazan 2012/08/28 15:09:20 (edited)
  • darazan Wonder ... 2012/08/29 03:11:20
    darazan
    +1
    That's really interesting. Reindeer and dog sleds are awesome. It's really too bad that I can't stand the cold.

    Certainly women have been moving into less traditional roles, it's been that way since WWII, when they had to work in the factories while the men were abroad. I'm sure sex is a neurosis for some women. Not all, of course, but we can't all be the norm, lol. I do understand your analogy of lions, however people are not cats, and even lions are an anomaly in the cat world (most cats are solitary). It's less selfishness though than simple natural selection. The idea that the best of the best will reproduce. The male lion in a pride (since there are very seldom more than one, although occasionally 2 brothers will be in charge) is the best. He has fought and defended his position as such. Now, in the cat world, that gives him the right to reproduce. He's proven himself the strongest and most capable. This also means that any offspring are more likely to survive as they will have inherited his strong and hearty genes. Good news for the lions.

    People don't have a high risk of their child dying due to such things. So, while people have a tendency to be greedy, and even violent, the kind of natural selection that takes place with the lion is not so with humans.
  • D S Wonder ... 2012/08/14 18:38:47 (edited)
    D S
    +4
    You got "Ballistic" and "Erection" in the same sentence. Gota be a joke in there somewhere.
    ballistic erection sentance gota joke
    I had to make sure it was BIG!
  • Wonder ... D S 2012/08/14 20:53:34
  • Nikki 2012/08/14 15:24:04
    Funny
    Nikki
    +1
    i laughed my azz off....
  • darazan Nikki 2012/08/14 17:10:41
    darazan
    It was a hilarious roast.
  • Lerro DeHazel 2012/08/14 15:18:24
    Funny
    Lerro DeHazel
    +2
    The dialog used in Roasts are written by comic-writers. The person (guest) who is delivering the diatribe has an opportunity to make whatever changes that he or she wants, prior to the actual delivery. Roasts are just like caricatures of a person; which can appear to be quite embarrassing. The best ever done was Bob Hope’s nose and Jerry Lewis’s facial profile . . . Plus, BH Obama’s ears are quite popular right now, of course. The thing about “mean” and “bullying”, etc.; all comes from a part of Society that is suffering from “Truthaphobia” . . . What this element of Society really would like to see occur, is for everyone to just shut-up. The 1st Amendment in the United States is really getting on a few people’s nerves. More than likely, these people, themselves, are probably just invalid-brains, anyway.
  • Cantus_bird 2012/08/14 14:56:33
    Funny
    Cantus_bird
    +2
    I have this visual of these Roasts of indivduals who have received a certain strength in life after all the crap one goes through just to find a certain peace inside. It's almost as though she is saying, "give me your best shot, yes, i am that tough after all i have been through".
  • glen 2012/08/14 14:48:47
    Funny
    glen
    +1
    Jeffrey Ross can go a tad overboard ,but it is what it is . If youy don't want to get roasted don't show up !
  • alex 2012/08/14 14:39:56
    Funny
    alex
    +2
    if you can't take the heat get outta the kitchen.

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