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Robert Pattinson Hates R-Patz: What's the Dumbest Celebrity Nickname?
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2012/06/14 17:00:00
SLIDESHOW: Dumbest Celebrity Nickname?
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Kimye
Oh no: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been a couple for like, five minutes, and they already have their own hybrid name: Kimye.
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R-Patz
"I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them," Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson tells The Guardian.
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K-Stew
Pattinson's girlfriend and "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart has an equally dumb moniker: K-Stew.
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Kimye
Oh no: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been a couple for like, five minutes, and they already have their own hybrid name: Kimye.
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Brangelina
Pretty much immediately after they "fell in love" while Brad Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston, Pitt and Angelina Jolie became known as "Brangelina." And they still are today.
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J-Lo
Jennifer Lopez reportedly tried in vain to ditch "J-Lo," but now, she seems to have accepted it.
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Bennifer
The mononym that started it all, Bennifer referred to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck during their romance-engagement-breakup in the early '00s.
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P. Diddy
He went from Puff Daddy to Puffy to P. Diddy to Diddy … what's wrong with Sean Combs?
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TomKat
Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = TomKat … this one was inevitable.
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Robert Pattinson has a critically acclaimed movie ("Cosmopolis") coming out this summer. And as he leaves the "Twilight" saga behind, he has four words for you: Don't call him R-Patz.
"When I got this part," he tells The Guardian, "every single article that came out, was, 'R-Patz's struggle for credibility!'; I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them. But once you've made that step, everything afterwards is not like, 'R-Patz's continuing struggle for credibility!' You've got to come up with something else, so it gets a little bit easier."
Just like broody Edward Cullen, R-Patz (excuse us, Pattinson) seems unsure about his fame and talent. "I don't really know how accepted I am," the 26-year-old says. "Nothing ever matters to me apart from the people with negative opinions. That's literally it. That always drives me on to the next thing.
"I've never really taken myself seriously as an actor," he continues. "It is surprising the amount of people who think I'm going to be really dumb. I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don't know, maybe I am."
Well, one thing's for sure: He's stuck with the R-Patz moniker for the foreseeable future. From R-Patz to K-Stew to J-Lo, click through our slideshow and let us know: What's the dumbest celebrity nickname?
"When I got this part," he tells The Guardian, "every single article that came out, was, 'R-Patz's struggle for credibility!'; I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them. But once you've made that step, everything afterwards is not like, 'R-Patz's continuing struggle for credibility!' You've got to come up with something else, so it gets a little bit easier."
Just like broody Edward Cullen, R-Patz (excuse us, Pattinson) seems unsure about his fame and talent. "I don't really know how accepted I am," the 26-year-old says. "Nothing ever matters to me apart from the people with negative opinions. That's literally it. That always drives me on to the next thing.
"I've never really taken myself seriously as an actor," he continues. "It is surprising the amount of people who think I'm going to be really dumb. I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don't know, maybe I am."
Well, one thing's for sure: He's stuck with the R-Patz moniker for the foreseeable future. From R-Patz to K-Stew to J-Lo, click through our slideshow and let us know: What's the dumbest celebrity nickname?
Top Opinion
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Kimye
+14Mostly because I think both of them are stupid.
This is the best celebrity couple nickname:
This is the best celebrity couple nickname:
"Hey, honey what's for dinner tonight?"
"Oh, I made K-Stew."
Actors have a name they go by professionally, so why give them a nickname when you don't know them personally? It seems like a desperate attempt to sound like you're "in the know" when you're just calling them something stupid.
All of the names are stupid, but Brangelina is the worst becase, while Bennifer started this insanity, Brangelina took it to the forefront of everyone's mind and decided that any big couple needed a name meld, which evolved into giving some popular celebrities silly nicknames for no reason. Is it easier to say "R-Patz" or "K-Stew" than it is to say Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart? Sure, but you sound stupid when you say it.
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But can you kick my ass.........
It seems like there's an easy formula for nicknaming celebrities:
[Celebrity's first name initial] + [first syllable of celebrity's last name]