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Robert Pattinson Hates R-Patz: What's the Dumbest Celebrity Nickname?

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K-Stew

Pattinson's girlfriend and "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart has an equally dumb moniker: K-Stew.
  1. R-Patz

    R-Patz

    "I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them," Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson tells The Guardian.

  2. K-Stew

    K-Stew

    Pattinson's girlfriend and "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart has an equally dumb moniker: K-Stew.

  3. Kimye

    Kimye

    Oh no: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been a couple for like, five minutes, and they already have their own hybrid name: Kimye.

  4. Brangelina

    Brangelina

    Pretty much immediately after they "fell in love" while Brad Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston, Pitt and Angelina Jolie became known as "Brangelina." And they still are today.

  5. J-Lo

    J-Lo

    Jennifer Lopez reportedly tried in vain to ditch "J-Lo," but now, she seems to have accepted it.

  6. Bennifer

    Bennifer

    The mononym that started it all, Bennifer referred to Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck during their romance-engagement-breakup in the early '00s.

  7. P. Diddy

    P. Diddy

    He went from Puff Daddy to Puffy to P. Diddy to Diddy … what's wrong with Sean Combs?

  8. TomKat

    TomKat

    Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = TomKat … this one was inevitable.

Robert Pattinson Hates R-Patz: What's the Dumbest Celebrity Nickname?
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Robert Pattinson has a critically acclaimed movie ("Cosmopolis") coming out this summer. And as he leaves the "Twilight" saga behind, he has four words for you: Don't call him R-Patz.

"When I got this part," he tells The Guardian, "every single article that came out, was, 'R-Patz's struggle for credibility!'; I don't understand who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them. But once you've made that step, everything afterwards is not like, 'R-Patz's continuing struggle for credibility!' You've got to come up with something else, so it gets a little bit easier."

Just like broody Edward Cullen, R-Patz (excuse us, Pattinson) seems unsure about his fame and talent. "I don't really know how accepted I am," the 26-year-old says. "Nothing ever matters to me apart from the people with negative opinions. That's literally it. That always drives me on to the next thing.

"I've never really taken myself seriously as an actor," he continues. "It is surprising the amount of people who think I'm going to be really dumb. I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don't know, maybe I am."

Well, one thing's for sure: He's stuck with the R-Patz moniker for the foreseeable future. From R-Patz to K-Stew to J-Lo, click through our slideshow and let us know: What's the dumbest celebrity nickname?
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  • RoseyRhod 2012/06/16 06:23:28 (edited)
    Kimye
    RoseyRhod
    +14
    Mostly because I think both of them are stupid.

    This is the best celebrity couple nickname:

    Celebrity couple Katniss and Peeta

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  • Mizriam 2012/09/23 14:29:51
    Kimye
    Mizriam
    I don't understand. I saw where Robert had that very same nick name on his myspace page years ago BEFORE he became famous.
  • stevie.luplow 2012/07/22 04:52:02
    K-Stew
    stevie.luplow
    More like "all of the above"
  • Mj PINKYFINGERDOWN 2012/06/21 18:12:27
  • Shanvan 2012/06/21 00:06:20
    Kimye
    Shanvan
    I understand shortening names when making notes or texting... but to actually refer to people in the media with these ridiculous "nicknames" is just stupid. Giving couples a "nickname" is beyond stupid.
  • 22rexy22samo 2012/06/19 15:28:51
    R-Patz
    22rexy22samo
    i dont like him that much.
  • Depsycho 2012/06/19 05:48:27
    K-Stew
    Depsycho
    +2
    Patz is better than calling someone stew...


    Seriously, Stew must be so OFFENDED to be compared with something so FLAVORLESS!!

    Angry Stew is offended
  • hey.thats.life 2012/06/18 21:42:13
    Brangelina
    hey.thats.life
    +1
    For me, it's got to be "Brangelina." When you say it out loud, it feels like you're choking on a fishbone.
  • Beatriz 2012/06/18 17:44:30
  • Sharon1992 2012/06/18 17:25:30
    K-Stew
    Sharon1992
    +1
    Definitely K-Stew. I mean, what?
  • Rubyking 2012/06/18 17:05:37
    P. Diddy
    Rubyking
    +1
    I mean really?
  • Phantom :D 2012/06/18 16:42:34
    K-Stew
    Phantom :D
    +1
    Ergh. It sounds like a stale stew.
  • KeithL 2012/06/18 16:12:11
  • HendricksMathew 2012/06/18 12:55:53
  • SilveryRow 2012/06/18 12:06:18
    P. Diddy
    SilveryRow
    +1
    ... Because it sounds like a child talking about urination. They are all, of course, ridiculous.
  • jake 2012/06/18 11:08:32
    P. Diddy
    jake
    +1
    iv heard silly nicknames in my time but with out a doubt its got to be beefy nips
  • queenalyss 2012/06/18 07:20:19 (edited)
    Brangelina
    queenalyss
    +1
    Bitch took my man
  • Hey Jude, I Feel Fine. <3 2012/06/18 04:27:02
    K-Stew
    Hey Jude, I Feel Fine. <3
    +1
    I think R-Patz is still pretty dumb though.
  • Noelle 2012/06/18 04:18:41
    Bennifer
    Noelle
    All of they're nicknames r stupid but J-Lo's Ok
  • TheBorg 2012/06/18 01:06:41 (edited)
    P. Diddy
    TheBorg


    But then maybe the name is fitting since P. Diddle doesn't seem to have both lights on anyway.
  • Dyonus 2012/06/18 00:58:18
    R-Patz
    Dyonus
    All of the above.
  • paul 2012/06/18 00:03:23 (edited)
    P. Diddy
    paul
    P. Diddy sounds like something my Mother would have said instead of Potty when I was little? uranal toilet little kid using toilet
  • Silent Bob 2012/06/17 20:21:56
    Kimye
    Silent Bob
    What?
    wtf is that
  • Blonde Rebellion 2012/06/17 19:49:00
  • Madi 2012/06/17 18:05:41
    TomKat
    Madi
    Terrible, Just...terrible.
  • Jana~ una chica loca 2012/06/17 17:20:05
    Bennifer
    Jana~ una chica loca
    and K-Stew
  • Юлия Чмелёва 2012/06/17 13:47:17
    TomKat
    Юлия Чмелёва
    eh, just sound weird..
    why people doing this?..
  • TKramar 2012/06/17 13:37:50
    P. Diddy
    TKramar
    Not really. Point is, most of the "nicknames" shown describe couples, not individuals. The dumbest nickname I've heard though is "The Situation".
  • Cubatista92 2012/06/17 12:16:48
    Bennifer
    Cubatista92
    All of the above
  • mark 2012/06/17 10:48:33
    Bennifer
    mark
    They really shouldn't complain. I can't even remember all the nicknames I got in my youth playing neighborhood sports. I think the most lasting one was "Power". But that's alright , a friend got nicknamed "Lizard" for a time.
  • La 2012/06/17 08:52:52
    R-Patz
    La
    +1
    Both R-Patz and K-Stew are awful.
  • Elly112 2012/06/17 08:24:52
    Bennifer
    Elly112
    Do you know Jessica Alba won the 2012 entrepreneur award? Just check this blog: http://2daysentrepreneur.blog...
  • *!Cupcake!* 2012/06/17 06:49:33
    K-Stew
    *!Cupcake!*
    +3
    Seriously? Is that how badly the vampires wanted to get her?!? They nicknamed her with a food name?

    stew
  • ~HopelessRomanticM17~ 2012/06/17 04:06:29
    Brangelina
    ~HopelessRomanticM17~
    +1
    I've called J-Lo that since I was a child. I find it weird when people call her Jennifer Lopez instead of J-Lo XD haha But all the 'couple nicknames' are slightly annoying, especially if they don't work
  • The One 2012/06/17 00:34:20
    Brangelina
    The One
    +1
    Hoe about K-Fed!!!LMAO!!
  • serena moon 2012/06/16 22:16:17
    P. Diddy
    serena moon
    all of them are bad, because they have theyre own names and it is STUPID AND ABNOCIOUS to allways go with what the media saids
  • Nameless serena ... 2012/06/16 22:18:31
    Nameless
    Huh?
  • Jackie Clayton 2012/06/16 21:26:02
    K-Stew
    Jackie Clayton
    why not call them by their real names?
  • KaylaE 2012/06/16 21:09:58
    P. Diddy
    KaylaE
    I don't know why really But I have always hated his name.
  • Kigan 2012/06/16 19:02:51
    K-Stew
    Kigan
    All of the above.
  • Reuben Rennick 2012/06/16 17:43:01
    Bennifer
    Reuben Rennick
    Bennifer, just sounds pretty dumb to me. bennifer sounds pretty dumb

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