Rent-a-Celeb Prices: If You Had the Money, Who Would You Rent?
SodaHead Celebs
2012/04/13 20:00:00
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You don't have to scour Hollywood for a superstar anymore. In fact, you can meet a celebrity from the comfort of your living room! If you have the cash, that is. And Mike Esterman, a celebrity booking agent, says, "There is a celebrity for every budget ... Anybody can buy a celebrity host or appearance for anything." Well that's comforting. But, of course, chances are the first celebs who come to mind are a little out of our reach.
On the top of Esterman's shelf, according to Yahoo!, are Lady Gaga and Metallica. They'll drop by for $2 million and $1.5 million respectively. (Not including "the simple four": flight, hotel, transportation, and food.) You could also get Charlie Sheen for $250,000 or Kim Kardashian available for $125,000. But there are "affordable" celebs, too. You could land Tim Tebow for $65,000; The Situation for $25,000 and $1,500 for a Playboy model. Hm, suddenly a bikini-clad model is sounding pretty sweet. Which celeb would you "rent" if you had the money?
On the top of Esterman's shelf, according to Yahoo!, are Lady Gaga and Metallica. They'll drop by for $2 million and $1.5 million respectively. (Not including "the simple four": flight, hotel, transportation, and food.) You could also get Charlie Sheen for $250,000 or Kim Kardashian available for $125,000. But there are "affordable" celebs, too. You could land Tim Tebow for $65,000; The Situation for $25,000 and $1,500 for a Playboy model. Hm, suddenly a bikini-clad model is sounding pretty sweet. Which celeb would you "rent" if you had the money?
Top Opinion
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The Situation
+44I'd rent The Situation, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, and a few others. Then we would pile into a SUV and I'd crash it into a wall killing all of us. Yes, I would sacrifice myself to better the world. You can thank me in the afterlife.
I'd gather up a group of people like Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Will Smith, Barack Obama and the First Lady (she is verrrry witty) and Joy Behar (sp?) , Liz Winstead,, etc. And for musical entertainment, an eclectic group including Beyonce, Tony Bennett, Jennifer Hudson, Steview Wonder, Lee Garrett, Black Street (remember them?) Willie Nelson, Gretchen Wilson, and Delbert McClinton--yeah, thas' right--I go a little country now and then; CeeLo, Christina A, Mick Jagger /Stones, JayZ, Kanye, Adele, Estelle, Aretha, my main mn, BRUNO MARS, and some good old Motown groups.
Wheeee. I'm getting amp'd just thinking about a bunch like that. I would go entrepreneurial though, charge a hellalot of admission and spread it over several good causes including Planned Parenthood and Homeless Shelters, free medical clinics, and whatever I could legally contribute to the Obama campaign. Yeah, I know, I'm one of those bleeding heart liberals. No apologies coming from this camp.
Whooo! Let's get this party started!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
And Jessie lies all the time, but you could tell she was serious when she said he raped her. I can tell, at least. I'm a master at telling human emotions. I've even been approached by the FBI. So take that!
Btw, I've never heard of a 4-point ellipsis :P
Plus, Blood on the Dance Floor is a factually terrible band. And every terrible band has a pedophile as the lead. EVERY ONE!
And okay, so maybe "correcting" wasn't the right word. Deriding, mocking, or ridiculing works better :D
You made 10 grammatical mistakes in a 75 word response. That's a 13% error rate. Might want to work on your grammar, mrs. know it all ;D
Btw, you DID criticize my grammar! >:( Don't lie!