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Rent-a-Celeb Prices: If You Had the Money, Who Would You Rent?

SodaHead Celebs 2012/04/13 20:00:00
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You don't have to scour Hollywood for a superstar anymore. In fact, you can meet a celebrity from the comfort of your living room! If you have the cash, that is. And Mike Esterman, a celebrity booking agent, says, "There is a celebrity for every budget ... Anybody can buy a celebrity host or appearance for anything." Well that's comforting. But, of course, chances are the first celebs who come to mind are a little out of our reach.

On the top of Esterman's shelf, according to Yahoo!, are Lady Gaga and Metallica. They'll drop by for $2 million and $1.5 million respectively. (Not including "the simple four": flight, hotel, transportation, and food.) You could also get Charlie Sheen for $250,000 or Kim Kardashian available for $125,000. But there are "affordable" celebs, too. You could land Tim Tebow for $65,000; The Situation for $25,000 and $1,500 for a Playboy model. Hm, suddenly a bikini-clad model is sounding pretty sweet. Which celeb would you "rent" if you had the money?

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  • FatherLiberty 2012/04/13 22:00:26 (edited)
    The Situation
    FatherLiberty
    +44
    I'd rent The Situation, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, and a few others. Then we would pile into a SUV and I'd crash it into a wall killing all of us. Yes, I would sacrifice myself to better the world. You can thank me in the afterlife.

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  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 22:18:09
    Shawn
    +2
    How is that possible!? Fine. I suppose I will accept that. Maybe. I like that Mr.Darcy, but you see, there will only ever be one Mr.Darcy in my heart.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 22:41:53
    Shawna
    +2
    I know what you mean. Colin IS Mr. Darcy.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 22:51:12
    Shawn
    +2
    He mastered the role and he can never be outdone! This is only partially because of his extreme hotness. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H7c...
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 23:04:36
    Shawna
    +1
    That is such a drool worthy picture!
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 23:06:39
    Shawn
    +2
    I know! I was angry when it didn't show! I guess he was too sexy for Sodhead. Wet all over.
    Heh. I mistakenly wrote sodhead instead of sodahead, but I'm keeping it.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 23:12:13
    Shawna
    +1
    A very appropriate slip-lol.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 23:17:43
    Shawn
    +1
    From now on it's Sodhead. It makes far more sense. It also makes it slightly more appropriate to say "Sod off, you sodhead" or at least it should.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 23:25:27
    Shawna
    +1
    One could have fun substituting all sorts of words for the "sod" part.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 23:35:11
    Shawn
    +1
    Tee hee. I'm afraid I am incredibly innocent and can't even being to imagine whatever it is that you mean.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 23:38:28
    Shawna
    +1
    Oh I forgot about that innocence. Maybe you shouldn't hang around me; I might corrupt you.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/14 23:43:17
    Shawn
    +1
    Oh no! Maybe I better not. I am an impressionable little flower after all.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/14 23:51:24
    Shawna
    +1
    I would hate to destroy that innocence.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 00:00:29
    Shawn
    +1
    Well, you know I just may already be tainted. My innocence is at your disposal?
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 00:28:23
    Shawna
    +1
    OH good. There aren't too many people who can put up with me the way you do.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 17:38:04
    Shawn
    +1
    Because of your impurity?
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 20:27:10
    Shawna
    +2
    Yes, that corrupting influence makes it difficult to find true friends.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 20:37:00
    Shawn
    +1
    Are you a bad seed, shawna?
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 20:39:51
    Shawna
    +1
    Yes. I have deep dark secrets.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 20:50:53
    Shawn
    +1
    Like your penis?
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 21:05:28
    Shawna
    +1
    Oh I choked on my tea when I read that. You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 21:14:47
    Shawn
    +1
    Well, you know at least you can wear skirts and such. I believe it to be incredibly unfair that it is not more socially acceptable for men to wear skirts. We need the breathing room after all! You lucky sodhead!
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 21:23:03
    Shawna
    +1
    And I'm a sucker for a sexy Scot in a kilt.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 21:32:22
    Shawn
    +1
    And you do know the proper way to wear a kilt, yeah?
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 21:41:46
    Shawna
    +1
    I certainly do.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 22:18:48
    Shawn
    +1
    I wonder if Colin wears a kilt. I searched for Colin Firth in a kilt, but came up with nothing. ): I suppose I shall just have to imagine it. Gloriously.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 22:39:11
    Shawna
    +1
    Gerard Butler looks pretty good in one.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 22:40:06
    Shawn
    +1
    I don't really find him all that attractive. He has a weird face.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 22:43:54
    Shawna
    +1
    I hate to say it, but he hasn't aged well. I fell for him in the movie Dear Frankie-before he went Hollywood. Dear Frankie
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 22:47:38
    Shawn
    +1
    Yeah, he is one of the unfortunate poorly aging. I still don't think he was all that attractive when he was younger either.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 23:12:36
    Shawna
    +1
    LOL-well it's tough to compete with Colin.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 23:20:53
    Shawn
    +1
    No one can compete and Colin has aged fairly well. He looks more distinguished, which I find sexy.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 23:38:35
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/15 23:42:40
    Shawn
    +1
    That is a man with a sexy nose.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/15 23:57:33
    Shawna
    +1
    It's a very sexy nose!
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/16 00:11:22
    Shawn
    +1
    The sexiest. He also des facial hair very well. I don't normally like very much of a beard on men, but he looks pretty damn good.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/16 00:16:00
    Shawna
    +1
    Yes he does look good. I know from experience though that a mustache can stab you painfully when kissing.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/16 00:22:18
    Shawn
    +1
    I find most of them icky. I've never been with a man that had any more facial hair than a bit of stubble. That I find kind of sexy.
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/16 00:40:07
    Shawna
    +1
    I think most of us find that kind of sexy. My ex had a mustache and he didn't shave it off until I left him, even though I asked him to because it hurt.
  • Shawn Shawna 2012/04/16 00:44:19
    Shawn
    +1
    You should have refused him kisses. There is just something about the hairy lip that is repulsive. Just like man boobs. These are physical requirements in a man. No man boobs and no moustache .
  • Shawna Shawn 2012/04/16 01:02:09
    Shawna
    +2
    When a woman refuses her husbands kisses she is considered frigid. It is her fault. She must need help to overcome her lack of sex drive.

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