Random sayings!what will you say........

My wife saw this forum and immediately wanted sex.

I will saaaay... I've never seen a wolf eat a dinosaur! And then, the maaagical Chinese dragon swooped down from the sky and gave all of the boys and girls ice cream cones, but first they all had to do a silly dance. But here's the catch, half of the ice cream cones contained a shrinky dink gumdrop that would turn anyone that ingested it into a Thumbelina/Tom Thumb sized form of themselves! So now we're stuck with 13 itty bitty people roaming around and causing mischief out of originally, 26 children, aaghhh. And I forgot to bring the twizzlers, it's the only way to cure the Thumbelna/Tom Thumbness!!! And now the dictorial overlord will surely made them into Kid Kebobs to solve his hunger problem. This is not the time to be eating chocolate, we must go the the dictorial overlord and ask him for some Twizzlers, for he doesn't know of their true magical power! Won't you help me? Arugh, I could've had a V8!

NO I DONT WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH YOU.
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