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PUBLIC OPINION > Most People Have Had a Bathing Suit Malfunction

SodaHead Celebs 2012/08/16 20:00:00
Poor Katy Perry! Sometimes being in the spotlight doesn't work out to your advantage. The "Fireworks" singer mooned an entire water park this weekend -- on accident, mind you. She was climbing out of a pool, and her bikini bottom didn't want to leave. Unfortunately, a keen observer got a few snaps of the action, and now Perry's derriere is all over the interwebs. Happens all the time, right? Well, we asked the public to find out.

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The public feels Katy Perry's pain. Though most people probably don't have photographic evidence like Perry, they do admit that bathing suit malfunctions are a common occurrence. Swimsuits are flimsy; water is strong. It's a dangerous combination. Now we have to wonder how long it will be before Rihanna coincidentally follows suit.

Women Are More At-Risk

Bikinis aren't the only swim attire that tends to slip off. Nearly half of male voters (45%) say it's happened to them, too. Gotta make sure those trunks are tied tight! But as you might expect, the gals were far more likely to have experienced a swimsuit malfunction. A two-piece suit means twice the risk.

Middle-Age Miracle

There was actually a very strong correlation in the age breakdown -- some of it you might expect, other bits not so much. Well, to start, the 18-24 group was by far the most likely group to have accidentally slipped out of their swimsuit. Not that many are complaining. But when you start going up in age, the swimsuits become remarkably resilient -- until about 45. After that, swimsuits start falling off again.

Drinkers Don't Have Much Trouble

We wrongly suspected drinkers would have a harder time keeping their private areas private in the pool, but it turns out smokers are the ones having a tough time. They were actually 23% more likely than nonsmokers to have experienced a malfunction, while drinkers were only 7% more likely than nondrinkers.

If you'd like to vote on this question, dig deeper into the demographics, or engage in existing discussion about the topic, visit our poll about swimsuit malfunctions. We'd love to hear from you!
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  • mistinahdz 2012/08/16 21:21:00
    mistinahdz
    +6
    My boobs always pop out at the beach. especially the left one for some reason. The waves always push my top down. :(

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  • Schläue~© Elisa ✦... 2012/08/18 13:52:18
    Schläue~©
    +3
    We were para-sailing once and the driver dunked me on the run, on purpose.
    I came back out of the water with trunks around my ankles, 50 feet in the air so nobody missed the spectacle.
    They milked it for all it was worth before slowing down and letting me back in the water.
  • Elisa ✦... Schläue~© 2012/08/19 12:35:22
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +2
    Were you mad or did you like it? I mean i would have died in embarrassment. Then i would have killed the driver and anyone who laughed. :/

    Some people would have taken that as a funny joke like my brother he would allow something like that to happen laugh etc, accept it as a prank. But at any unsuspecting time would get back at you lol.
  • Schläue~© Elisa ✦... 2012/08/19 13:10:29
    Schläue~©
    +1
    Mad? nah,... it was funny as heck. I was laughing so hard because there was nothing I could do, .... complete helpless feeling but not in any danger.
    It's just something that comes with the territory when you play hard with a bunch of practical jokers.
    I could make a movie about all the crazy stuff that's happened over the years.
  • Elisa ✦... Schläue~© 2012/08/19 13:31:08
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +2
    haha you should. So you are sorta like my brother he laughs it off and then does a joke back at his friends :P
  • Schläue~© Elisa ✦... 2012/08/19 14:11:41
    Schläue~©
    +1
    That's the way it's done if you want to keep your sanity.
    Life's too short to sweat the small stuff.
  • Elisa ✦... Schläue~© 2012/08/19 14:17:08
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +2
    lol but it's different for guys in sooo many ways :/
  • Schläue~© Elisa ✦... 2012/08/19 15:02:52
    Schläue~©
    +1
    True, most are EXTREMELY embarrassing, jackasses and jump at the opportunity to prove it.
  • Elisa ✦... Schläue~© 2012/08/19 15:40:21
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +2
    Lol yep :p
  • ValorNET Elisa ✦... 2012/09/13 22:11:53
    ValorNET
    "Small talking" to a 17 year old. So clearly in his 40's.
    (http://www.sodahead.com/user...

    BUT it's apparently nothing new to her! She's got 2,000+ "Friends"! Many of which are old geezers!

    Notice to public: SodaHead is NOT a dating site.
  • Elisa ✦... ValorNET 2012/09/15 02:41:45 (edited)
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    Valor i can't see the link you posted. By the way i enjoy meeting new people but when creepers come out creeping they no longer stay on my friends list. But very true indeed I’m happy with my boyfriend he's my soulmate my everything.
  • jere.chievres 2012/08/17 19:56:57
    jere.chievres
    +1
    QUite a few times diving, but I pull them back up pretty quick!
  • Robert Strobel 2012/08/17 19:51:50
    Robert Strobel
    So why did you folks at SodaHead show us the skinny?
  • Bibliophilic 2012/08/17 17:30:25
    Bibliophilic
    I've never had one because my bathing suit always fits well.
  • locoheaven 2012/08/17 17:05:39
    locoheaven
    Not exactly common but stuff happens
  • Flamingolady 2012/08/17 16:53:34
    Flamingolady
    Once on a very hot summer day, I took my two little boys to the pool. There was a convention of people there, and we were really crowded in. I almost left, but the boys wanted to stay. I leaned over to pick something up , and the hook (plastic) on my swim suit top broke. I grabbed the towels in my beach bag, and sat down with the towels over my boobs. Once I could think, I looked around, and sure enough, there was an audience. I grabbed the boys with towel looped around me, and we left. They were really ticked off, that we had to leave. It was about 30 years ago, and still my most embarrassing moment ever.
  • Robert Erbach 2012/08/17 16:19:15
    Robert Erbach
    Katy Perry got a real nice looking booty
  • phil 2012/08/17 15:46:08
    phil
    Ok Kate no worries
  • phil 2012/08/17 15:45:39
    phil
    Show me the money if over age 20. Ladies only
  • RezcrashGB 2012/08/17 13:31:51
    RezcrashGB
    Thats it smoke n slip strip in the pool . 8¬ )))
  • Smokey 2012/08/17 13:04:33
    Smokey
    Um, if I had a malfunction in the cold pool water, I'd declare "shrinkage!" Someone would shout out, "man, I thought black guys had big ones... but I guess there are some little exceptions to the rule..." :)
  • Elisa ✦... Smokey 2012/08/18 13:33:13
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +2
    Aww lol. Water does that i mean not shrink your thingy but just look at your fingers what it does.
  • Kyra 2012/08/17 08:40:54
    Kyra
    +1
    Only once. My top came off
  • RevBH 2012/08/17 05:57:02
  • Kingarthurup 2012/08/17 05:42:49
    Kingarthurup
    This is racist
  • Bibliop... Kingart... 2012/08/17 17:29:51
    Bibliophilic
    +1
    What is?
  • NOT14U2 2012/08/17 04:04:07
    NOT14U2
    If you haven't you might want to go in the water more often
  • moomoof 2012/08/16 23:47:26
    moomoof
    +2
    Nope i don't wear bathing suits just pants and a shirt i don't need no one to sue me for causing them blindness
  • rereblue 2012/08/16 23:14:09
    rereblue
    Nope, no problems here.
  • spencerc143 2012/08/16 23:06:02
    spencerc143
    Very
  • EDWARD G 2012/08/16 23:02:52
    EDWARD G
    +2
    Isn't this why guys go to the beach and wear sunglasses?
  • Apache EDWARD G 2012/08/17 22:36:48
    Apache
    +1
    Keeps the sun out and the fun in.
  • Alexander T Steward 2012/08/16 22:44:46
    Alexander T Steward
    I don't wear tight swimwear.
  • Son Of Anubis™ 2012/08/16 22:36:53
    Son Of Anubis™
    +2
    I have a bathing suit malfunction every time I go to a nude beach
  • JD Son Of ... 2012/08/18 07:09:44
  • Elisa ✦ Knockout™ 2012/08/16 22:14:54
    Elisa ✦ Knockout™
    +3
    Omg that one time i lost my top at the beach. Since then i love going topless!! :)
  • Son Of ... Elisa ✦... 2012/08/16 22:33:40
    Son Of Anubis™
    +1
    I agree...lol
  • JD Elisa ✦... 2012/08/18 07:11:09
  • jsbustaman 2012/08/16 21:39:33
    jsbustaman
    +1
    At least once? Ok?
  • sandra.hemmes 2012/08/16 21:25:05
    sandra.hemmes
    +3
    I was swimming a 4 meter swim, I was wearing out, and my last lap, as i put my arms up for the guys at the end of the pool to lift me out, the suit went down, my boobs came up and out of the suit and I was helpless to fix the situation until the guys stopped smiling and got me out of the pool. OMG. I never lived it down at work. This was for a Corporate Challenge event.
  • mistinahdz 2012/08/16 21:21:00
    mistinahdz
    +6
    My boobs always pop out at the beach. especially the left one for some reason. The waves always push my top down. :(

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