PUBLIC OPINION > Drake Would Beat Chris Brown in a Boxing Match
SodaHead News
2012/06/27 21:00:00
In light of a recent nightclub brawl between recording artists Chris Brown and Drake -- a brawl that landed two people in the hospital -- billionaire bottling company heir Alki David has offered to give them each $1 million and to donate an additional $1 million to charity if they agree to step into a boxing ring to finish what they started in a safe environment. No word from the guys yet, but we asked the public who would win between the two.
Chris Brown might have the anger issues, but the public is still willing to put the money on Drake. That's just under 2-1 odds on Drake, if you're planning to make a bet. But don't be fooled -- in reality, it might not be that simple. A lot of respondents voted against Brown because they don't like him. The Top Opinion joked, "Chris Brown doesn't hit men." Then again, Drake has every reason to unleash his inner rage on the guy who hit his ex. We may never get a chance to know.
Women Boost Breezy
Oddly enough, female voters were 11% more likely to pick Brown to win the match. Perhaps they're more stuck on the idea that he can actually do some damage, and they're not going to let his emotional outbursts escape their attention. Whatever the case, we have a strong feeling that boost is not because they're enamored. Just a hunch.
Conservatives Cut Chris Off
We definitely didn't expect this poll to reflect any significant political differences, but it was actually the most divisive demographic. To be more specific, conservatives were easily the most one-sided voters, even though they had exactly the same number of votes as liberals. A mere 4% thought Chris Brown could win.
Drinkers Like Drizzy
Yeah, drinkers were a little bit more likely to vote for Drake, but we only used them for the alliteration. The real supports here were the smokers. The vast majority of smokers (83%) and a healthy majority of drinkers (71%) were on his side. Now we know why it was Brown's bodyguard who ended up in the hospital that night, and not Drake's.
If you'd like to vote on this question, dig deeper into the demographics, or engage in existing discussion about the topic, visit our poll on Breezy vs. Drizzy. We'd love to hear from you!
Top Opinion
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Liz Del Rey 2012/06/28 05:01:42
Chris Brown would eat that pussy Drake ALIVE!
Chris Brown is more physically fit, 3rd degree blackbelt and a boxer.
Most people hate Chris because of that scandal with Rihanna, and people would never let that go. I understand that. But still, to say he would lose because of that? Then you obviously don't understand what fighting is.
Drake throws suckerpunches and runs away, just like he did to Common. Punched Common then runs while his bodyguards beat on Common. Drake threw a bottle and ran into the bath while fifteen people struggle to hold down Chris. Chris would win, hands-down.