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No kidding

Posted November 05, 2009 01:49:42
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of?)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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Starfish don't have brains.
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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+3 raves broken hearted survivor November 05, 2009 03:06:31

"Turtles can breathe through their butts."

oh my!! that is TOOOO funny!!! roflol!! I needed that!

Thanks misnoee!! XD
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Nicky November 05, 2009 20:07:17

Well, now I know what sorts of insects and animals I would not like to be. lol
missnoee to Nicky November 06, 2009 04:10:07

LOL !!!
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hatshepsut123 November 05, 2009 20:01:25

butterflies are weird but the turtles are the weirdest creatures ever! lol
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missnoee to hatshep... November 06, 2009 04:14:26

Yeah, but they are cute anyway ! ! !
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hatshep... to missnoee November 06, 2009 11:53:20

yes they are :)
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Ace~Mr.Giantess~ November 05, 2009 16:13:15

Yeah some species of turtles have gills in their butts so they can breathe underwater.
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missnoee to Ace~Mr.... November 05, 2009 16:20:44

NO ! ! ! ??
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Ace~Mr.... to missnoee November 05, 2009 16:21:14

Yes.
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dougs girl November 05, 2009 08:05:54

ewwww lol
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Leo --Name Subject 2 Change-- November 05, 2009 07:11:11

i don't think i'd want to breath through my butt. especially when i'm going number 2. XD ha ha ha
but you know, banging your head against the wall totally kills major brain cells.
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missnoee to Leo --N... November 05, 2009 14:43:54

Good points !
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Leo --N... to missnoee November 06, 2009 04:51:23

thank ya!
Pet Rock Whisperer November 05, 2009 04:20:41

How many calories are burned banging someone else's head against a wall?

Ant's ~ little bottles of Antsolut vodka or antsynthe

To butterflies, everything tastes like jam....toe jam

Ostrichs, just like politicians

Starfish, just like politicians

Turtles, if they could talk through it, would be just like politicians.
missnoee to Pet Roc... November 05, 2009 14:44:44

Hmmmmm......
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Annette November 05, 2009 04:05:09

RE the last one - is that why they always dive head first? LOL Cute tidbits of fun. Thanks
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missnoee to Annette November 05, 2009 14:45:24

Glad you enjoyed !
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Not Einstein November 05, 2009 03:30:02

"Turtles have extraordinary anaerobic capacity--they have survived up to 33 hours in a pure nitrogen atmosphere. (Most reptiles have a high anaerobic capacity compared to mammals, but even they can't survive much more than 30 minutes without oxygen.) Although basically air-breathing, many aquatic species have developed ways to pick up oxygen even when submerged. Of these the most remarkable, which some turtles share with dragonfly nymphs, sea cucumbers, and certain televangelists, is the ability to breathe through one's butt. You've heard the expression 'Blow it out your after regions?' It's no mere figure of speech. Many species have a pair of sacs (bursae) opening off the cloaca (combined digestive and urogenital chamber). These are heavily vascularized to facilitate the uptake of oxygen."
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missnoee to Not Ein... November 05, 2009 14:48:16

Very interesting info ! I never knew any of that ! And I wonder if all that helps turtles live such long lives ?
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Not Ein... to missnoee November 05, 2009 20:04:33

I wonder though, when they fart if they try to pass it off as a burp.
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Snaps mom to Not Ein... November 05, 2009 20:37:52

lol