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Ninth Time Not the Charm for Billy Crystal: Most Boring Oscars Host Ever?

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Billy Crystal

Crystal, the "safe" host who opened with a predictable video montage and stuck with soft jokes throughout the night, almost made Anne Hathaway and James Franco look good.
  1. Billy Crystal

    Billy Crystal

    Crystal, the "safe" host who opened with a predictable video montage and stuck with soft jokes throughout the night, almost made Anne Hathaway and James Franco look good.

  2. James Franco and Anne Hathaway

    James Franco and Anne Hathaway

    Franco and Hathaway were supposed to host a "younger, hipper" Oscars last year, but their efforts fell flat, with Hathaway trying too hard and Franco not trying hard enough.

  3. David Letterman

    David Letterman

    When people think of bad Oscar hosts, they think of Letterman’s "Oprah, Uma" routine in 1995. And that wasn’t the only joke that fell flat.

  4. Hugh Jackman

    Hugh Jackman

    Jackman won raves for his musical opening number in 2009, but didn't do much after that.

  5. Jon Stewart

    Jon Stewart

    The Washington Post said Stewart "did only a fair-to-middling job, mostly middling" as host of the 2008 Oscars.

  6. Donald Duck

    Donald Duck

    Was the Academy really so desperate in 1958 that the best they could come up with was Donald Duck to co-host the show?

  7. Jerry Lewis

    Jerry Lewis

    In 1959, the show ended with 20 minutes of airtime left to fill. Lewis urged the cast to "Keep on singing!" a rendition of "No Business Like Show Business," then tried (and failed) to ad lib the rest of the show.

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And you thought Anne Hathaway and James Franco were bad ... Despite Angelina Jolie’s strange "leg pose" and Jennifer Lopez’s near wardrobe malfunction, the 84th Annual Academy Awards turned out to be a total snoozefest.

Like millions of Americans, we had to fight really, really hard not to pack it in around 10 p.m. EST -- everyone knew "The Artist" was going to win for best picture, so what was the point of staying awake?

Oh yeah, to see if Meryl Streep won for the first time since 1982 (she did, but we felt sorry for best actress hopeful Michelle Williams). And to watch BFFs Brad Pitt and George Clooney go up against each other in the best actor category ... and both lose (as predicted) to Jean Dujardin from "The Artist."

The evening's biggest disappointment? Billy Crystal, the "safe" host who opened with a predictable video montage and stuck with soft jokes throughout the night. Of all the critics to pan this year's show, The Hollywood Reporter put it best:

"And somewhere, against all odds, James Franco is buying drinks for everybody. The colossal hosting disaster from last year is now forgotten by the safe, unfunny, retro-disaster that was Crystal making jokes that he laughed at repeatedly and overseeing an Oscars telecast that was as poorly paced as any in recent memory."

From Crystal to Hathaway and Franco to David Letterman, click through our slideshow and let us know: Who was the most boring Oscars host ever?
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  • Tennessee3501 2012/03/01 04:13:03
    Donald Duck
    Tennessee3501
    +1
    Billy Crystal was the greatest! You must have been watching a different show. He should be made the permanent host. I did miss seeing Kirk Douglas and Melissa Leo on stage together, but at least Jean Dujardin dropped an "F" bomb in French!
  • jere.chievres 2012/02/29 22:50:02
    Jon Stewart
    jere.chievres
    +1
    Absolutely the worst, followed by Letterman
  • Lucy 2012/02/29 20:06:07
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Lucy
    +1
    I thought Billy was fine.
  • wpsegura 2012/02/29 15:04:13
    Billy Crystal
    wpsegura
    +1
    This was the most boring award show ever
  • Red_Horse 2012/02/29 13:28:45
  • Constant Commenter 2012/02/29 12:07:09
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Constant Commenter
    +2
    I vote for the Franco mess.. poor Anne had to carry the show herself, which she did with grace. I recall that Letterman didn't do so well, either.

    I don't know why people would pick on Crystal, unless they are youngsters who wouldn't relate to him or his humor. I thought his opener was amusing as usual and felt that he and the show actually went very smoothly.
  • Flamingolady 2012/02/29 04:59:49
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Flamingolady
    +1
    These two were absolutely horrible. So bad, that this year I refused to watch. The show goes forever, it is laced with so much BS and the commercials last forever. Will NEVER watch this show again. And the best picture is a black and white silent movie? WTF?
  • Heat Her 2012/02/28 20:55:26
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Heat Her
    +1
    I don't watch the Oscars but have seen clips of it throughout the years. What I don't understand is why on earth this is supposed to be an award show to honor all the great actors and movies out there, but they can't act, nor plan a great show, once it comes to the Oscars. If we gave out awards based SOLELY on the oscars, not a celeb out there would be holding one
  • Steven 2012/02/28 16:52:54
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Steven
    +1
    They we're pretty damn awful!

    Justin.
  • Jeremiah 2012/02/28 16:38:46
    Jon Stewart
    Jeremiah
    +3
    Where is Johnny Carson when we really need him? Crystal was a shell of his former self. As much as I would love to see Donald Duck as host, I have to go with Jon Stewart. I also think Stephen Colbert would make it interesting, but he has no chance of being selected.
  • jacktown kid 2012/02/28 16:17:18
    Hugh Jackman
    jacktown kid
    +1
    most of this group were boring
  • mwg0735 2012/02/28 16:09:55
  • Pistol Pete 2012/02/28 15:31:46 (edited)
    Billy Crystal
    Pistol Pete
    +2
    Not a fan of this large ego guy. Same as Chevy chase, all ego, no substance.
    Billie Crystal is stuck in the 1980's. The only thing new about him is his Plastic Surgery.

    And, Baba Booey to you all!
  • Bob, the reasonable one 2012/02/28 13:43:53
    David Letterman
    Bob, the reasonable one
    +3
    david letterman is actually painful to watch....he was once funny back in the 80's, his time has so passed him by.....Billy Crystal did a fine job...the critics are asses!!! On another note I would not want that swarmy brit hosting ever...richie gervais...what an ass!!!
  • Bob DiN 2012/02/28 10:49:45
    David Letterman
    Bob DiN
    +4
    Dave Letterman is lame.
  • Giantfighter 2012/02/28 10:06:30
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Giantfighter
    +2
    I like Billy Crystal...next time get Jimmy Kimmel though or Ellen Degeneres
  • lady blue 2012/02/28 08:54:05 (edited)
    Billy Crystal
    lady blue
    +3
    I sadly misunderstood this question. I LOVED Billy and he is my FAVORITE Oscar host. Sorry about that Billy.
    I should have voted James Franco and Anne Hathaway as worst Oscar hosts.
    I didn't enjoy them as hosts at all last year. I thought they were duds. I am not a fan of either actor so that sums it up right there.
  • sally 2012/02/28 07:28:32
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    sally
    +6
    What are you talking about SH? Hugh Jackman was amazing! (as usual)
  • disclaimer 2012/02/28 07:06:07
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    disclaimer
    +5
    Oh, come on. Seems like nothing on this website is ever good. What is wrong with people?
  • hari 2012/02/28 06:45:31
    Billy Crystal
    hari
    +3
    experienced of humor for such events
  • carlton999 2012/02/28 04:52:53
    Billy Crystal
    carlton999
    +4
    Billy Crystal is sage, thats why they keep bringing him back and will continue to bring him back.
  • Jackie G - Poker Playing Pa... 2012/02/28 04:19:50
    David Letterman
    Jackie G - Poker Playing Patriot
    +5
    Letterman gets the all time award - what a loser
  • Holmes 2012/02/28 02:53:30
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Holmes
    +3
    He was bad
  • Bob S 2012/02/28 02:19:45
    Billy Crystal
    Bob S
    +3
    Last nights show was a miserable failure. A few even got in their political jabs. I'm a great fan of Billy Crystal but last night was horrible. The opening almost made me turn off the program.
  • mark 2012/02/28 02:10:05
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    mark
    +6
    With apologies to Anne. James was so bad he took her down with him.
  • Kiki,Pixie,Worm 2012/02/28 01:42:29
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    Kiki,Pixie,Worm
    +3
    They were just not good...
  • oceangrl 2012/02/27 23:59:08
    Donald Duck
    oceangrl
    +2
    O.O is this for real? LOL
  • Sister Jean 2012/02/27 23:39:31
    Billy Crystal
    Sister Jean
    +4
    but the format was not a help
  • pink_fish_ 2012/02/27 23:38:06
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    pink_fish_
    +5
    It should be James Franco only, Anne was really good and she did what she could to save the night!
  • mae 2012/02/27 22:57:39 (edited)
    David Letterman
    mae
    +5
    David letterman holds title for that. Get Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle!
  • Andy 2012/02/27 22:44:44
    David Letterman
    Andy
    +7
    Billy was safe... but still had his funny moments. Letterman was just all around bad!!
  • Nancy 2012/02/27 22:18:13
  • jflip 2012/02/27 21:59:26
    Donald Duck
    jflip
    +3
    The hell, he hosted one?
  • Lucy jflip 2012/02/29 20:08:57
    Lucy
    I think he did.
  • Bronar 2012/02/27 21:48:56
    Donald Duck
    Bronar
    +2
    I couldn't tell you because I don't think I've ever watched more than a scattered 1/2 hour of one. They are all bores.
  • erectiondog 2012/02/27 21:47:52
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    erectiondog
    +3
    Come On, Billy Crystal is the best since Bob Hope!
    I like to feel safe and entertained at the same time, it's all good!
  • compufreek 2012/02/27 21:00:28
    James Franco and Anne Hathaway
    compufreek
    +5
    Billy Crystal does the best job!!! I was glad he came back and is one if the reasons I stayed up and watched the whole show!!!
  • Aspect of B 2012/02/27 20:38:01
    Donald Duck
    Aspect of B
    +5
    Did I read that correctly?
  • Little Miss Unicorn 2012/02/27 20:30:56
    David Letterman
    Little Miss Unicorn
    +5
    david letterman
    I didn't even get it.
  • Loop 2012/02/27 20:12:08
    Jon Stewart
    Loop
    +3
    I liked billy Crystal, i'm sorry :L

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