My Theory On How Twilight Became A Novel
TheCouchF*cker
2012/06/29 20:39:38
Our heroine, Stephanie Meyer, is an unhappy, sexually frustrated Mormon housewife. One evening she has a sex dream about a sparkly dude who drinks blood. When she wakes up she decides to write a self-insert fanfiction about a vampire falling in love with her, because vampires are edgy and fairies are gay, which is a sin.
When she finishes...
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You are clearly mistaken.
This is my air.
I can't understand what guys find so offensive about twilight movies. Do they make you feel inferior because you know you will never be as strong, handsome and rich as a Cullen man. LOL
Wrong again, like your taste in literature.
Libertarian is just another name for a liberal. Even liberals have recognized the the fact that liberal is the new four letter word
A pathos
Without emotion.
http://stepheniemeyer.com/twi...
and while there was a sister Emily, a Genevieve, jodi and a Megan. There were no cocaine addicted men in gucci suits.
I'll defend anyone who's unjustly attacked. You don't like her books? that's fine, it's your opinion, one I share (although, i've actually read them all) but you blindly attack an innocent woman, who's only crime is undeserved fame, and bad writing? (Well, far above average, but lower then you'd expect from a writer of her reputation.)
Attack her work, I don't mind, but there's no reason to attack her.
Perhaps you could try basing your arguments on fact, it helps to validate your point.
Another fact: UNjust is a strong word. Those books suck.
As for the strength of the word unjust, I wasn't aware this was a quantifiable value.
As for the books? They obviously don't suck, anyone with a hint of intelligence can see that.
They have millions of fans, that wouldn't happen if people didn't like them, and if they did suck, people wouldn't. As it is, many people like the plots, characters or something... (heh, even i like some of the characters)
Oh, and arguing against that isn't arguing agains gravity, gravity is an insentient force, you while apparently possesing comparable observational capacity, are probably ca[able of forming a thought. Gravity can't do this.
Twilight for example.
And the Bible.
Additionally, much of the bible is historically accurate, which makes it quite usefull too.
As for the prose being bad by our standards, that's 'cause it ranges from being 1,500 to 3,000 years old, and has been re-translated dozens of times.
Just because we agree that Twilight is crap, (or rather just because you think twilight is crap) doesn't change that fact that it's just our/your opinion(s), which aren't universally accepted fact.