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1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." ****
2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."
3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." ******
4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." **
5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a coworker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." ****
7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ****
2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns."
3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." ******
4. Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." **
5. Maxine on "the Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a coworker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." ****
7. Maxine on "the Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
8. Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita ****
Top Opinion
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BONNIE 2009/04/27 03:48:01
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- noopinion 2009/04/28 01:20:31Can't get enough
I absolutely love Maxine...she says it like it is.
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+1love this onereply
- Gwynodd 2009/04/27 17:01:27Old but still funny+1Love Maxine.......
reply - SABLE 2009/04/27 12:47:14Can't get enough+1I love herreply
- brittany 2009/04/27 12:40:26 (edited)Can't get enough+1i've only seen anything about maxine twice before and i absolutely love her!... and this song!
reply - rebmama 2009/04/27 12:26:02All of the above+1"Rebooting is kicking someone in the butt twice." LOL!reply
- MattyJaye 2009/04/27 06:16:55
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+1If I did I'd send it to you Mattreply
- MattyJaye Mollydolly 2009/04/27 19:10:50
- CABT 2009/04/27 04:11:57Can't get enough+1Love Maxinereply
- Silky pal of Jesus 2009/04/27 04:02:33Can't get enough+1That Maxine is a wise old gal.reply
- Dale 2009/04/27 04:00:21Can't get enough+1Maxine is the only "Man Hater" that I really, really enjoy. My kind of woman... ...for the most part.reply
- BONNIE 2009/04/27 03:48:01Can't get enough+3Molly, you know I love her! That was great! Okay...one more...reply
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+2Ok I almost peed my pants. I do love her.reply
- BONNIE Mollydolly 2009/04/27 03:50:59+2I never, never get tired of her! lolreply
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+1me eitherreply
- ~♥Ashley♥I~love~my~son♥~ 2009/04/27 03:46:20Can't get enough+1Your funnyreply
