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Madonna Launching Lifestyle Brand for Older Women: Lamest Celebrity Clothing Line?

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Madonna is launching a lifestyle brand aimed at an "older customer," starting with perfume and expanding to clothing, handbags and accessories.
  1. Madonna

    Madonna

    Madonna is launching a lifestyle brand aimed at an "older customer," starting with perfume and expanding to clothing, handbags and accessories.

  2. Jon Gosselin

    Jon Gosselin

    In 2009, Gosselin announced plans to start his own clothing line called "Gosselin Gear." Isn't the goal NOT to look like Jon Gosselin?

  3. David Hasselhoff

    David Hasselhoff

    In 2006, the Hoff launched his "Malibu Dave" clothing line -- cheeseburger not included -- but it seems to have disappeared.

  4. Heidi Montag

    Heidi Montag

    After just one year, Montag's "Heidiwood" fashion line for Anchor Blue was discontinued.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker

    Sarah Jessica Parker

    SJP's Bitten, a line of low-cost clothing sold exclusively through Steve & Barry's, was discontinued when the chain store went bankrupt. Maybe that barrette had something to do with it?

  6. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus

    This summer, WWD reported that BCBG Max Azria would probably shut down its collaborative line with Miley Cyrus, which was said to be gathering dust on Wal-Mart shelves.

  7. The Kardashians

    The Kardashians

    The Kardashian sisters recently launched a "kollection" of tops, dresses, shoes, jewelry, lingerie and accessories at Sears. No offense to fans, but is any store less cool than Sears?

  8. Jennifer Lopez

    Jennifer Lopez

    In 2009, Lopez shut down her Sweetface line, but she's making a comeback with her new collection at Kohl's.

Madonna Launching Lifestyle Brand for Older Women: Lamest Celebrity Clothing Line?
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Want to feel old? Madonna is launching a lifestyle brand aimed at an "older customer," starting with perfume and expanding to clothing, handbags and accessories, Women's Wear Daily reports.

The "Truth or Dare" brand (a nod to her racy documentary) is targeting women 25-35 with a focus on the 35-45 age group, which isn't exactly old, thank you very much. But the marketing strategy still makes Madonna seem like more of a fuddy-duddy than a fashion icon.

Madonna's signature scent, Truth or Dare by Madonna, will be a Macy’s exclusive in the U.S., slated to hit store counters on March 26, according to WWD.

“I have always been obsessed by fragrance and for years wanted to create something personal that was an expression of me, but that other people could relate to as well,” Madonna, 53, told WWD. “Something classical and timeless and yet modern. My oldest memory of my mother is her perfume. I carry it with me everywhere."

Sure, but do you want to smell like Madonna's mother? From Madge to Jon Gosselin to David Hasselhoff, click through our slideshow and let us know: Which celeb had the lamest clothing line?


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  • Chris D 2011/11/04 19:46:16
    Madonna
    Chris D
    +10
    Madonna is a singer - not an actress not a designer, not an artist, not a photographer, not anything but a singer...and she is old - her time is up ...finally
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  • Tandyn 2011/11/18 04:08:43
    Jennifer Lopez
    Tandyn
    your so pretty you should meet up with me
  • Derek Wuest 2011/11/10 05:26:43
    David Hasselhoff
    Derek Wuest
    +1
    hasselhoff mos def. am i the only one whos tired of this douche. his best work was in the sponge-bob movie
  • JS 2011/11/10 03:33:46
    Jon Gosselin
    JS
    +2
    uh WHO?
  • miranda... JS 2011/12/10 03:18:46
    miranda.pittman3
    +3
    my thoughts exactly :)
  • cc 2011/11/09 20:42:38
    The Kardashians
    cc
    +1
    Close second to Jon Gosselin....who is he again? I know that the Kardashians have no talent, produce no useable product and are all fake-reality. I don't really care who the "designer" is anyway. If the clothes look good, are durable and I don't find the designer patently offensive, I'll probably buy it. Famous people designing clothes? Stick to your first job.
  • jade 2011/11/09 02:35:04
    The Kardashians
    jade
    +2
    They have fans ?
  • FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA 2011/11/08 18:34:16
    Jon Gosselin
    FluffyCupcakespanker~PWCM~JLA
    +2
    Just thinking about it is awefull.
  • Sad Skittles 2011/11/08 00:08:20
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    Sad Skittles
    +1
    Why is there a horse on this slideshow?! Oh..Opps. Nevermind.. it's just Sarah Jessica Parker..
  • Gone 2011/11/07 21:44:33
  • dogs voice 2011/11/07 17:53:55
    Jon Gosselin
    dogs voice
    +1
    Personally, I find NO PERSONALITIES/CELEBS have a clothing line worth buying. Just give me your basic jeans, shirts, underwear, sock and shoes and I am good to go. All you are paying for is a name. If the Salvation Army had clothes to fit me, I'd buy from there. Why do I need to pay $50+ for a pair of jeans or $75 for a dress shirt that I may wear only a few times a year? My job doesn't require it nor does my after work activities go with it. Clothingis majorly overpriced anymore and trying to get the correct size always costs more.
  • gossip girl 2011/11/07 17:42:44
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    gossip girl
    seriously the kardashians are not the worst!
  • Juliet Alyssa 2011/11/07 17:19:19
    Jon Gosselin
    Juliet Alyssa
    +1
    It was a tie between this loser and the Kardashians...
  • Woots 2011/11/07 10:12:52
    Madonna
    Woots
    +2
    What's it called? Whores are us?
  • Olivia27 2011/11/07 07:02:34
    Jon Gosselin
    Olivia27
    +1
    Do all of these people actually have clothing lines? I find that hard to believe. Anyway I chose Jon Gosselin because he's not even a legitimate celebrity. Even the Kardashians are more legit than him, and they are famous for being famous!!

    jon gosselin
  • Tigger Too 2011/11/07 05:38:22
  • BlackwinterG36C 2011/11/07 03:42:56
    David Hasselhoff
    BlackwinterG36C
    Either him or Jon Gosslin. WHO WANTS TO DRESS LIKE THESE GUYS? REALLY? Because a washed out actor and a reality TV guy know ALOT about fashion.

    Those other people get paid to wear the latest fashion and look pretty. So they aren't as ridiculess. Just another vanity trip for them.
  • Jennifer Lopez
    ✩Batman's✩Epic✩Understudy✩
    Pretty suckish collection.
  • Visionary )() CC 2011/11/06 20:31:02 (edited)
    Madonna
    Visionary )() CC
    +2
    Where is the "Other" choice???



    I think Monica Lewinsky's mediocre purse line was historically the biggest fashion bomb of all time! OF ALL TIME!

    Monica Lewinsky s mediocre purse line
  • snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cl... 2011/11/06 17:40:41 (edited)
    Madonna
    snell/GOD & COUNTRY-zero cliques
    your 'choices' don't match your headline question.



    Madonna is an aging 'has been' who basically is saying 'Hey, if i must age then im gonna take as many down with me as i can - gratis their checkbooksl."
  • Jacqueline Thurbridge 2011/11/06 17:15:37 (edited)
    Madonna
    Jacqueline Thurbridge
    Freaking hate that arrogant bitch. Just go away.....and stay away. Close-second goes to HORSEFACE-SJP. Dishonorable mentions go to Smiley Cyrus and the KarTRASHians. The rest are total crap as well.
  • Gleek101 2011/11/06 16:49:21
    Madonna
    Gleek101
    +2
    Other: Selena Gomez Selena Gomez Dream out loud Selena Gomez Dream out loud
  • Mini Twuby Gleek101 2011/11/07 01:22:54
    Mini Twuby
    +1
    ONLY ONE OF THOSE DRESSES ARE EVEN OKAY TO WEAR XD THE REST ARE TRASH XD
  • jade Gleek101 2011/11/09 02:36:26
    jade
    +1
    really ugly
  • Danny 2011/11/06 16:12:59
  • Untouched 2011/11/06 16:02:36
    The Kardashians
    Untouched
    :))
  • FAM of the OMC 2011/11/06 14:03:39
    Madonna
    FAM of the OMC
    Given her vast "experience", she's more suited for designing a device to keep your uterus from falling out when you walk than a line a clothing.
  • Playerazzi 2011/11/06 12:56:33
    Jennifer Lopez
    Playerazzi
    Why should she be doing an "older women" line, wouldn't you want an "older" woman, like, say, Joan Rivers? I would even accept Mary Tyler Moore.
  • iamthemob ~ the 444th Guru ~ 2011/11/06 02:13:19
    Madonna
    iamthemob ~ the 444th Guru ~
    +3
    THIS is what Madonna thought was appropriate for a woman in her forties to wear:

    madonna woman forties wear

    The fact that she has the gall to even suggest that she has some insight into fashion for a mature customer is...well, something that demonstrates profound immaturity on her part.
  • Diane 2011/11/06 01:48:08
    Madonna
    Diane
    +2
    how about all of the above. Theseare as lame as martha stewarts happy home line...
  • Catita 2011/11/06 01:31:32
    Jennifer Lopez
    Catita
    +1
    I have seen some of JLo line and it might look good on her, but really is poorly finished, too short, to long, too flashy and worst of all is overpriced.
  • Hell Yeah! 2011/11/06 00:40:18
    Jon Gosselin
    Hell Yeah!
    What is Jon G. known for?
  • jc 2011/11/05 23:56:54
    Madonna
    jc
    I want to say all of the above.Designers that need help to sell their line sign a celebrity to endorse their product.Usually the product sucks.
  • Bramblestarofsunclan 2011/11/05 22:41:32
    Jon Gosselin
    Bramblestarofsunclan
    +1
    why does this exist??? why is he famous??? this whole world makes zero sense these days.
  • HiYa 2011/11/05 19:22:13 (edited)
    The Kardashians
    HiYa
    +3
    Madonna's line should be called Old Whore or used up Party Girl! I respect her as a business woman and performer. No one can take that from her. She was fierce, but she has no business designing for women 35-45. She's well into her 50's and looks absolutely disgusting, all old and dried up. I've always said all that partying catching up to you. If you wanna stay beautiful... After a certain time take your @$$ home and get in the bed and get your sleep. Why doesn't Tina Turner do a lifestyle brand for the oldies. She is after all 80.

    Madonna old and dried up Tina Turner
  • El Bee HiYa 2011/11/07 14:42:20
    El Bee
    +1
    tina turner is 71, but no matter her age; she's timeless.
  • HiYa El Bee 2011/11/07 18:51:50
    HiYa
    She's got class, elegance and style and she's still beautiful. I wonder why she doesn't do a line for older women.
  • I Wish I Were A Skywalker..... 2011/11/05 18:44:38
    Jennifer Lopez
    I Wish I Were A Skywalker... ~ In Television I Trust
    None. All of them are trying something new in their career, exactly what we are encouraging others to do. At least they are trying to become successful, I don't see why you don't try doing something you're passionate about rather than write questions talking about how stupid they are.
  • Queen B 2011/11/05 17:47:58
    Jon Gosselin
    Queen B
    +1
    Actually I'd say "All of the Above".
  • Michael 2011/11/05 16:20:54
    The Kardashians
    Michael
    Actually, only the Kardashians show ''real" body types the population can relate to.
  • lionheart 2011/11/05 16:01:20
    David Hasselhoff
    lionheart
    +1
    Not much fashion there. Was that the best he could come up with?

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