Lyana and I would like to know if you feel Stephenie Meyer is guilty of these crimes (read description). If your answer is yes, how would YOU like to kill/torture her?

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Lyana and I would like to know if you feel Stephenie Meyer is guilty of these crimes (read description). If your answer is yes, how would YOU like to kill/torture her?

by fairiefang0 Posted November 07, 2009 05:10:22

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Ok Sodaheads, you're the jury, judge, lawyers, and executioners!

She stands accused of:
1. Killing brain cells all over the world
2. Encouraging stalking
3. Encouraging obsession
4. Attempting to destroy literature
5. Insulting the vampire name
6. Plagiarism
7. Writing a book about one of her wet dreams
8. Plotting to insult sirens the way she insulted vampires

...Did I missing anything?

If you find her guilty, what is your sentence?

We've decided that those who have had to suffer the most from her piece of trash (by dealing with the crazy twitards constantly) should get to decide her fate.

If you find her innocent...why?

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	I find her guilty! My sentence is... 63% 19 votes
	How dare you forget this crime! She's also guilty of... 20% 6 votes
	I find her not guilty! Here's why... 10% 3 votes
	I find her guilty of some of the crimes, but not all of them. My sentence is... 7% 2 votes

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kiwi Gurl 7 days ago

Answered: I find her not guilty! Here's why...
Stephenie Meyers was writing a story like many people do, she wasn't looking for someone to make it into a movie. why is she Killing brain cells all over the world when personally i enjoy her books they make my emagination run wild! and why is she

2. Encouraging stalking
3. Encouraging obsession
4. Attempting to destroy literature
5. Insulting the vampire name
6. Plagiarism
7. Writing a book about one of her wet dreams
8. Plotting to insult sirens the way she insulted vampires

IT IS CALLED FANTASCY!!!! isn't fantascy meant to make you wonder. The things she writes are honestly good reads and how is it PLAGIARISM? i don't think i've come across the same things. and as i said before i don't think her Goal was to write Books and have someone make movies out of them.............

But that's my opinion.
Astoria Malfoy Bass ~*In Ha... November 10, 2009 05:40:00

Answered: I find her guilty of some of the crimes, but not all of them. My sentence is...
What Mariposa said except for the twilight fan part.
Down with Twilight!!!
Mariposa November 10, 2009 04:26:15

Answered: I find her guilty of some of the crimes, but not all of them. My sentence is...
I am Living Proof that she did not Kill all living Brain Cells.
also true she has many flaws but she can always improve there are a lot of authors out there who are worse then she is...

Her Punishment? to Give away all her money to charity. (90% of it!)
Not Alone November 09, 2009 06:35:46

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
burn every copy of her books, and delete all files, and have a real, respected writer like JKR write how they should have been. where Edward and Bella both die and Renesmee never happens! or there's at least a fight scene in the end! gosh...
or trap her under all the useless twilight merchandise they've created, and read her all the "mean" letters that her brother filters out... haha
emogothicchick November 08, 2009 01:20:48

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
Queen November 08, 2009 00:44:14

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
death by the guillotine... XD meh...I'm evil.
I would love to see her being banned from the world of literature...i.e. she's not allowed to write and publish anymore.
& also force her to watch tonnes and millions of her "Twilight" series books being burnt and destroyed in front of her, and also anything relating to "Twilight"
Christine November 07, 2009 23:29:13

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I think she should be brutally tortured.
Now, when I think about it, I'm like oh lets kill her! But, if you really think about it, Thats a horrible thing to say. Sure, she's done many horrible things. But just because we're unhappy about whats going on doesn't necessarily mean she deserves to die. I don't think she really does, but SOMETHING needs to happen to her.
The Brave Little Toaster November 07, 2009 22:30:10

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
Tie her to a rock and have someone read her "works" to her.
mel November 07, 2009 21:06:37

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I sad to say that she is guilty. Try harder next time, if there ever is one, to write a better book.

talk some college courses on how to write and get you own idea.
HPfan123 November 07, 2009 20:40:20

Answered: How dare you forget this crime! She's also guilty of...
9.Screwing up the name of Vampires.
10.Making Vampires sparkle in the sun
Burn all the Books everywhere!No more movies!
Make her never again write another book,EVER!!
Put in the Golbet of Fire and make her watch Edward die over and over and over:)
*Laughs Evily*
~Long Legs~SB~Team ShadowSt... November 07, 2009 20:05:29

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
Death!
And all her movies to be cancelled!!
Also for all her books ever sold/made be burned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on everybody lets cleanse the the world!
lunalovegoodfan November 07, 2009 20:01:14

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I hate those twitards!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shamafa November 07, 2009 14:40:54

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
for her to actually say she isnt the best writer in the universe. Because she isnt. Twilight is ok...but its plagiarism of another book. she needs to get her own ideas.
NightmareSally November 07, 2009 14:32:01

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I would Make her watch Twilight over and over and over again until she claws her own eyes out, then while she's rolling on the floor screaming I'll get rid of her then get on my computer and sell her eyes on Ebay. I might as well get something for my troubles, right?
dreamwriter12 ➷in grammar I... November 07, 2009 14:22:48

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
lol. Yes, she's guilty. If we just got rid of her books I'd be a happy camper. Or if she just admitted that she's not the greatest writer on this planet. Either one or both would be fine.
LadyNaughty November 07, 2009 11:15:35

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
wolfsan11 November 07, 2009 09:24:47

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
Cut her hands and tongue off, so she can't write or dictate more books!! :D....but before that --
god November 07, 2009 09:01:50

Answered: How dare you forget this crime! She's also guilty of...
destroying warewolfs we should kill her
debadow November 07, 2009 08:57:14

Answered: How dare you forget this crime! She's also guilty of...
Having a bad face lift.
Jane November 07, 2009 08:24:17

Answered: I find her not guilty! Here's why...
She encouraged my obsession with vampires and got me to like to read, which now helps me with school. Lol, but I'm no longer obsessed with Twilight . I found some real vampires. Now I'm obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer!!!