Lyana and I would like to know if you feel Stephenie Meyer is guilty of these crimes (read description). If your answer is yes, how would YOU like to kill/torture her?

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Lyana and I would like to know if you feel Stephenie Meyer is guilty of these crimes (read description). If your answer is yes, how would YOU like to kill/torture her?

by fairiefang0 Posted November 07, 2009 05:10:22

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Ok Sodaheads, you're the jury, judge, lawyers, and executioners!

She stands accused of:
1. Killing brain cells all over the world
2. Encouraging stalking
3. Encouraging obsession
4. Attempting to destroy literature
5. Insulting the vampire name
6. Plagiarism
7. Writing a book about one of her wet dreams
8. Plotting to insult sirens the way she insulted vampires

...Did I missing anything?

If you find her guilty, what is your sentence?

We've decided that those who have had to suffer the most from her piece of trash (by dealing with the crazy twitards constantly) should get to decide her fate.

If you find her innocent...why?

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+6 raves NightmareSally November 07, 2009 14:32:01

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I would Make her watch Twilight over and over and over again until she claws her own eyes out, then while she's rolling on the floor screaming I'll get rid of her then get on my computer and sell her eyes on Ebay. I might as well get something for my troubles, right?
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kiwi Gurl 7 days ago

Answered: I find her not guilty! Here's why...
Stephenie Meyers was writing a story like many people do, she wasn't looking for someone to make it into a movie. why is she Killing brain cells all over the world when personally i enjoy her books they make my emagination run wild! and why is she

2. Encouraging stalking
3. Encouraging obsession
4. Attempting to destroy literature
5. Insulting the vampire name
6. Plagiarism
7. Writing a book about one of her wet dreams
8. Plotting to insult sirens the way she insulted vampires

IT IS CALLED FANTASCY!!!! isn't fantascy meant to make you wonder. The things she writes are honestly good reads and how is it PLAGIARISM? i don't think i've come across the same things. and as i said before i don't think her Goal was to write Books and have someone make movies out of them.............

But that's my opinion.
fairief... to kiwi Gurl 7 days ago

2. Edward watches Bella while she sleeps...without her prior knowledge.
3. Bella is obsessed with Edward, she has no other life than him. Look at the twitards to see how this encouragement is successful.
4. Twlight is a horrible excuse for literature. It's poorly written and not a good story.
5. Vampire DO NOT sparkle! Vampires have fangs! Vampires do not repeat high school several times!
6. SM copied from several other books, especially the Vampire Diaries. One author even set out to sue her for copying.
7. SM claimed to have come up with the idea for Twilight from a dream...we can all guess what kind of dream.
8. SM will be is writing a book about sirens. Sirens are suppposed to be EVIL! I won't be surprised if SM's sirens were more like innocent angels.

What is fantascy?
They are not good reads. Pick up a REAL vampire novel, please!

She wrote a crappy book that some idiot thought would make a great movie...now she has become a greedy moron.
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Astoria Malfoy Bass ~*In Ha... November 10, 2009 05:40:00

Answered: I find her guilty of some of the crimes, but not all of them. My sentence is...
What Mariposa said except for the twilight fan part.
Down with Twilight!!!
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Mariposa November 10, 2009 04:26:15 (edited)

Answered: I find her guilty of some of the crimes, but not all of them. My sentence is...
I am Living Proof that she did not Kill all living Brain Cells.
also true she has many flaws but she can always improve there are a lot of authors out there who are worse then she is...

Her Punishment? to Give away all her money to charity. (90% of it!)
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fairief... to Mariposa November 10, 2009 06:18:14

You're one of the lucky ones :)
I read it to and my brain cells are ok so far...
I guess it mainly affects girls who refuse to read anything else...Reading other books is the secret to the immunity^_^

She should donate it to a charity that provides kids with books. Not enough of them read these days :(
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 07:39:02

But they should be reading actual "books" not her trash, her money is the only thing she can do for them, her books cant do shit
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 07:40:19

I agree. I mean that she should donate the money so that kids can read actual books instead of hers :)
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 07:43:42

Most definitely :D
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Mariposa to fairief... November 11, 2009 06:45:54

haha agreed.
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Not Alone November 09, 2009 06:35:46

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
burn every copy of her books, and delete all files, and have a real, respected writer like JKR write how they should have been. where Edward and Bella both die and Renesmee never happens! or there's at least a fight scene in the end! gosh...
or trap her under all the useless twilight merchandise they've created, and read her all the "mean" letters that her brother filters out... haha
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fairief... to Not Alone November 09, 2009 08:09:59

I like your way of thinking!

That version sounds much better, especially the part about an actual fight scene!
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Not Alone to fairief... November 09, 2009 08:19:12

haha sweet! :)
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 04:02:51

Please tell me this isn't real -_-***
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 06:20:18

WTF?!

That is the biggest insult any book could ever recieve!
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 06:55:26

Yea; that's like trying to compare anne rice and stephenie meyer; THAT's an insult.
Some twifan was trying to tell me that twilight is full of darkness, and emotion that it has like a anne-rice-ish thing going on. I was like WTF? she did not just compare SM to anne rice!
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 06:59:37

"twilight is full of darkness"

Yeah, darkness from my eyelids drooping over my eyes when I read those books.

I don't see how they can compare vampire novels to sparkly fairy trash.
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 07:36:28

Yup -_-*
O hey, heres something for the disease ^_^
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 07:38:33

Awesome^_^

Hmm...I wonder if it makes you temporarily deaf when around twitards....protect the eardrums from those fangirl screams!
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 07:42:23

We need so much twitard protection it's ridiculous LOL
Hmm...in fact, that's another interesting poll to upload, the best twitard protection lol
So far ive seen of course the inhaler for the allergy, the fire extinguisher, the twitard spray...etc.
That could be another fun one to post lol
Different ideas of twitard protection. lol
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 07:43:14

You definitley should!
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Lyana to fairief... November 10, 2009 07:45:14

You're funnier though LOL
What other ideas of protection can you come up with? LoL
XP
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fairief... to Lyana November 10, 2009 07:52:11

Thanks :)

But I think it's your turn to post a question^_^

Hmm...maybe some kind of twitard ear protectors..
Or a twitard vaccine for all the young girls who haven't caught it yet.
You could probably have an option for people to write in their own ideas as well!
We have a lot of creative Anti's on this site.
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Lyana to Not Alone November 10, 2009 07:37:41

Love it ^_^
In fact, the Volturi would be the ones to kill them. The Volturi are the only ones that resemble ANYTHING of a vampire. >:D
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Not Alone to Lyana November 10, 2009 07:45:42

exactly! great idea! *laughs evily* >:D
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emogothicchick November 08, 2009 01:20:48

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
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Lyana to emogoth... November 08, 2009 01:37:08

Nice ^_^
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emogoth... to Lyana November 08, 2009 03:29:49

=)
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Queen November 08, 2009 00:44:13

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
death by the guillotine... XD meh...I'm evil.
I would love to see her being banned from the world of literature...i.e. she's not allowed to write and publish anymore.
& also force her to watch tonnes and millions of her "Twilight" series books being burnt and destroyed in front of her, and also anything relating to "Twilight"
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fairief... to Queen November 08, 2009 00:59:01
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Christine November 07, 2009 23:29:13

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
I think she should be brutally tortured.
Now, when I think about it, I'm like oh lets kill her! But, if you really think about it, Thats a horrible thing to say. Sure, she's done many horrible things. But just because we're unhappy about whats going on doesn't necessarily mean she deserves to die. I don't think she really does, but SOMETHING needs to happen to her.
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Lyana to Christine November 07, 2009 23:49:34

Just burn every single copy of her books that's she's ever written; and stop her from destroying the image of sirens next; because that's her next plot >:(
She's planning turning this........

Into this.....
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Christine to Lyana November 07, 2009 23:58:35

She's gunna be writing MORE books?
God DAMN IT!
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Lyana to Christine November 08, 2009 00:02:09

Unfortunately :(
Someone needs to revoke her writing degree
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Christine to Lyana November 08, 2009 00:05:40

Ugh. More shitty books to read so I can make fun of her.
I don't even know what this mythical creature is, but I'm sure she'll ruin it.
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Lyana to Christine November 08, 2009 00:27:46

Sirens are sea nymphs that use their beautiful voices to lure sailors to their deaths by causing them to shipwreck their ships on the rocks :D
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fairief... to Lyana November 08, 2009 01:09:42
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Lyana to fairief... November 08, 2009 01:15:10

Holy shit! I love that! :D

I shall spread the word ^_^
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fairief... to Lyana November 08, 2009 01:16:41

Thanks :)
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Lyana to fairief... November 08, 2009 01:37:33
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The Brave Little Toaster November 07, 2009 22:30:10

Answered: I find her guilty! My sentence is...
Tie her to a rock and have someone read her "works" to her.