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Lindsay Lohan's Parents Are Both Writing Books: Which One Will Be Worse?

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Every kid has those moments when they’re embarrassed by their parents when they give them a kiss goodbye at the school drop-off or cheer a little too loudly at the school play. But surely, Michael and Dina Lohan have taken the whole mortifying parental behavior thing to a whole new level.

Not that their famous daughter Lindsay hasn’t had her share of less-than-stellar moments in the public eye, but she is only 26. And certainly, both of her folks should be old enough to know better. Still, Michael and Dina seem to be incapable of staying out of the spotlight. And with that comes their latest questionable decisions. They are both writing memoirs.



Not that a lot of their dirty laundry hasn’t already been aired. Everyone knows that Michael has had his problems with alcohol, domestic violence and the law. So it might shock some to know that his pseudo-self-help book is said to be titled, “I'm Not Daddy Dearest: If I Can Turn It All Around, You Can Too.” It’s unclear when he had time to “turn it all around” considering it was only about 15 months ago that he was arrested -- not once, but twice -- in one 24-hour period.

While Dina hasn’t caused as much trouble as Michael, she’s not exactly the shining example of motherhood. Among her many issues, she’s been known to party with her daughter, who already has enough trouble staying on the right side of her probation. And she’s currently caught up in a foreclosure on her $1.3 million Long Island mansion.

Both books should offer up juicy interpretations of the former couple’s undoubtedly tumultuous relationship. But that’s probably not a good thing. What do you think: Which memoir will be worse?

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  • Dave 007 2013/02/16 16:29:45
    Dina’s
    Dave 007
    I think we can all agree that a third choice was needed here, "Both of them".
  • macy 2013/02/15 02:36:08
    Michael’s
    macy
  • Watermusicranger 2013/02/14 15:19:13
    Michael’s
    Watermusicranger
    +1
    He is dumber than a box of rocks.
  • zsa zsa 50 2013/02/14 14:19:07
    Dina’s
    zsa zsa 50
    do you think there's anything we don't know already?
  • Darr247 2013/02/14 14:02:20
    Michael’s
    Darr247
    Unless he's writing about his boyfriend in prison. Then it might be better than Dina's.
  • oros 2013/02/14 06:01:00
  • Matthew 2013/02/14 05:14:06
    Dina’s
    Matthew
    Which one is Dina again? When LiLo and her are together, I can't tell one worn out whore from the other.
  • RevBH 2013/02/14 04:22:12
    Michael’s
    RevBH
    +1
    Actually both will be worse.
  • Jeff 2013/02/14 03:24:09
    Michael’s
    Jeff
    Both.Linday may have had easier life being raised by wolves.
  • anonymous anonymous 2013/02/14 03:16:12
    Michael’s
    anonymous anonymous
    Um, BOTH! This is a substantial part of the reason why good writers can't get their books sold, because famous idiots go out and write books. Well, that and people don't read anymore.
  • chelsi.... anonymo... 2013/02/14 15:31:06
    chelsi.roberts.94
    +3
    I read everyday people still read idiot maybe not from books but there is a thing called technology. I think they won't be bad at all stop judging u only know what u think is right not there actual story
  • anonymo... chelsi.... 2013/02/17 02:27:33
    anonymous anonymous
    I'm an idiot? At least I know how to use punctuation in a way that makes it easy for people to read what I write.
  • Amanda Udukumbura 2013/02/14 02:41:36
    Dina’s
    Amanda Udukumbura
    +1
    I think it's both. Both might be terrible!
  • Ramón 2013/02/14 02:14:38
    Michael’s
    Ramón
    Not. But if they tell half the truth about this drug addled woman, they'll both be bad.
  • Heisenberg 2013/02/14 02:02:40
    Dina’s
    Heisenberg
    Dine was too much of an enabler.
  • Splinter76 2013/02/14 02:02:00
    Dina’s
    Splinter76
    I can't imagine that her's will have any coherent sentences.
  • MissForiegnBeauty 2013/02/14 01:05:18
    Dina’s
    MissForiegnBeauty
    +1
    BOTH!!
  • Tasinahri 2013/02/14 00:50:59
    Michael’s
    Tasinahri
    +1
    You forgot a third option SodaHead. "All of the Above"
  • QC 2013/02/14 00:24:34
    Michael’s
    QC
    Define worse. Sappy and boring is what I define as worse. He is in recovery, so his book will be filled with sappy aphorisms and confessions of guilt. I want the juicy unedited crap his wife will spew. Hers will be more interesting I think....
  • Ian 2013/02/13 23:18:11
    Dina’s
    Ian
    +2
    How about "I don't plan on reading either!" as a choice?
  • AM 2013/02/13 22:13:57
    Michael’s
    AM
    +1
    Honestly are either of them literate?
  • El Prez 2013/02/13 22:04:04
    Michael’s
    El Prez
    +2
    Both!! They appear to be the worst parents possible. Either or both are not people anyone should want to learn from.
  • Airwool 2013/02/13 21:31:56
    Michael’s
    Airwool
    +1
    what type of person will even buy these books?
  • Hakking 2013/02/13 19:56:24
  • Michał Trojan 2013/02/13 17:15:42 (edited)
    Michael’s
    Michał Trojan
    look there is nice house www.sgi.pl
  • Cookielane 2013/02/13 17:14:06
    Michael’s
    Cookielane
    +1
    Although I wouldn't read either of them.
  • lkreu 2013/02/13 16:50:07
    Dina’s
    lkreu
    They will both lie but I think her lies will be worse.
  • Jack 2013/02/13 16:46:47
    Michael’s
    Jack
  • LWS 2013/02/13 16:41:47
    Dina’s
    LWS
    +1
    There should be a both answer, the whole Lohan clan are losers.
  • cranejumper 2013/02/13 16:24:59
    Dina’s
    cranejumper
    +2
    Both are just wrong in this exposé are trying to cash in on Lindsay unfortunate fame.
  • Lee 2013/02/13 16:23:54
    Dina’s
    Lee
    +3
    There should have been a BOTH vote
  • trap flapper 2013/02/13 15:21:21
    Michael’s
    trap flapper
    +3
    Tough call, both equally as ridiculous. Talk about parents living off their kids, these two take the perverbial cake
  • cents-less 2013/02/13 15:04:22
    Dina’s
    cents-less
    +3
    Both. Both. Both. all of the above. The only reason Dina is winning (as of 2-13-13) is her name is first.

    One book will be called "How I Mooched Off of My Kids Success and Destroyed Her Life" the other will be called "Why I Didn't Stop at Only Screwing Myself Up While Living Off My Daughter."
  • jmc07806-PWCM-JLA 2013/02/13 13:26:51
    Dina’s
    jmc07806-PWCM-JLA
    +1
    I wish there was an "All of the Above " choice.
  • Ferηαηdσ [Clinton2016] 2013/02/13 13:10:06
    Michael’s
    Ferηαηdσ [Clinton2016]
    +1
    What will the subject be? How not to raise your children?
  • ninocaluti 2013/02/13 13:04:11
    Dina’s
    ninocaluti
    +1
    Probably dina wrote a single page while coked up and at the crapper. then a ghost writer invented and imagined 300 pages worth of crap.
  • Susan 2013/02/13 12:27:23
  • JessDeCristo 2013/02/13 09:14:32
    Dina’s
    JessDeCristo
    +2
    you mean they can write?
  • MoncheleHeart 2013/02/13 09:04:14
    Dina’s
    MoncheleHeart
    Other! Both
  • Ellie Turko 2013/02/13 07:00:08
    Michael’s
    Ellie Turko
    It's going to be a close call as to which "memoir" will be worse, but I have to pick her daddies. What a poor excuse for a father he is, and so will be his book. blech

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