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Lindsay Lohan Tattoos Billy Joel Lyrics on Ribs: Sorta Cool or What a Fool?

Spike 2011/09/01 17:00:00
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Celebrity tattoos are a dime a dozen, but that doesn't make them any less intriguing. What better way to get a glimpse at their inner life than scoping out their permanent markings?

That goes doubly for Lindsay Lohan, whose frequent run-ins with the law and subsequent house arrest made her the flavor of the week for months. No matter how many times she says she's a changed woman, she just can't seem to keep herself out of the news. And every time she pops up we get the distinct impression she's not being honest with the public.

Not that she's obligated to, of course, but it does make us wonder what's going on inside that formerly ginger head of hers.

Which brings us to her latest tattoo.

TMZ broke the pictures, which appear to have been taken specifically for public consumption. They show two lines of a Billy Joel song, "I Go to Extremes," located on her rib, just below her bra.

The lines read "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife / I feel like I'm in the prime of my life."

lines read clear crystal sharp knife feel prime life

That's... interesting. If this is the "prime of her life," we're concerned. And "clear as a crystal," huh? Did the house arrest really clear her mind that much?

Like much of what Lohan says and does, the tat is a little ambiguous. It sounds genuine -- it's a tattoo, after all -- but it doesn't seem to fit our perception of the actress. To us, it suggests she's either trying to convince herself she's in a good place, or there's a lot more to her than we realize.

Whatever. It's her body, her ink. We hope there's some truth to it, for her sake.

(Except for that "prime of my life part." Again, for her sake.)

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  • Ahmad Moh 2011/09/12 04:43:55 (edited)
    Sorta cool
    Ahmad Moh
    +1
    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... ugle
  • Andrew 2011/09/10 23:22:28
    Sorta cool
    Andrew
    +1
    Hey Im all for freedom of expression unlike some people.
  • Goku90504 2011/09/08 19:22:13
    Sorta cool
    Goku90504
    +1
    i don't like tatt's in general but as far as tatt's go this one aint to bad
  • ed 2011/09/07 20:20:16
    What a fool
    ed
    +1
    What she needed to do was re-dedicate herself to acting---not body art. Prove to her "fans" that she can get a job and entertain us again, then I would agree to that "prime of your life" BS. She needs to talk to Robert Downey Jr.
  • Starchild 2011/09/07 17:07:43
    Sorta cool
    Starchild
    Billy Joel was a great lyricist -- if she's going to get lyrics tattooed on her, she could've done a lot worse.
  • Joanne 2011/09/07 16:24:57
    What a fool
    Joanne
    Hello! I thought by now everyone knew that "LILo" was an idiot. Forget the tatoo, that's up to her. (But she will look pretty gross when the wrinkles set in.) Besides, I don't think she has a career anymore. I know I won't be watching her in anything. If most of us pulled the stunts she did, we would have been locked up and the key thrown away.
  • Piwan 2011/09/07 14:31:06
    What a fool
    Piwan
    Once a skank, always a skank, and I hate tattoos anyway, especially on women!
  • JoeKnows 2011/09/07 01:45:36
    What a fool
    JoeKnows
    ... everybody knows that Billy Joel lyrics are quite slimming. This is why I have "All you wanna do is dance" tattooed across my ass.
  • MYSTIC MYSTIQUE 2011/09/07 00:32:00
    Sorta cool
    MYSTIC MYSTIQUE
    Soo whats she saying shes gettin her party on and its helping her to become an adult? How old is she?
  • Get Bashed 2011/09/07 00:30:30
    Sorta cool
    Get Bashed
    Her body, her right, her life...pretty stupid tattoo if you ask me, but who the hell has a right to judge what she does with her body, image or how she comes to such decisions.
  • Sofahead 2011/09/06 22:48:54
    What a fool
    Sofahead
    I'm really not a fan of tattoos
    Aside from her mostly changing her mind in a year or so,
    I think for an actress they are a career liability.
    Worse when your career is in need of a major upgrade.
  • Sorta cool
    υяsυℓα  vεηgεαηcε ►нαя∂ cσяε sтяαιgнт ε∂gε◄
    It's her ink. Even if it doesn't make sense to us, it might be special to her.
  • mimi 2011/09/06 21:40:02
    What a fool
    mimi
    I'm not looking forward to seeing any woman in her 60's plus , with tattoos.
  • kitkat42 2011/09/06 20:47:51
    Sorta cool
    kitkat42
    One of my grand kids has a tattoo of Alice Cooper and one line of lyric that means a lot to them. Kind of cool to me. The artist did a great job.
  • Country Girl 2011/09/06 19:17:14
    What a fool
    Country Girl
    That's just stupid.
    stupid Lindsay Lohan huge fail
  • What a fool
    Dark Demonic™ ★ The Original SodaHead Guru ★
  • rose Dark De... 2011/09/23 23:09:43
    rose
    +1
    it is
    rose
  • Brother Bo 2011/09/06 15:13:56
    What a fool
    Brother Bo
    Tattoos are forever... how long will she be in the prime of her life?
  • Robert E. Pitcher 2011/09/06 10:55:14
    What a fool
    Robert E. Pitcher
    Just shows her level of intelligence. Only those on drugs + Stupity = Morons. Why don't we give the respect to where it truly belongs rather then any druggie that has to do with show business. Most of them suck and that is how they got to where they are today. They come from drugs and porn and now they are a diety. Sorry Bro. My heroes are the men in women in our armed forces that make it possible for all these morons to make fools out of themselves. I mean, Think about it, Would you be proud if your mom was like this??? To Reiterate, It is our Male and females that our the true heroes. After all, anyone can do drugs, drink, Sex, be a slut, But I don't see any of these sluts helping out our great Mother Land. Also, they set a bad example for my little sister and brother as well as yours. For you to say these people are cool, Means but one thing, You are just like them. If you are all that, Put on the uniform and quit voting. You may or may not see what has happened to our Country. I doubt you can see past the scope of this. A statistic: 83% of convicted felons in prison is drug related. something you do that if not for drugs you would not have. I know what many of you are thinking, But, It is a proven fact. drugs = Murder, Robbery, Rape, = Prison. Enjoy your new home in your lavished 6x9 ft. cell with all the luxuries of home. oh did I mention you are locked up and can't come out of your room and you stand to be raped by other inmates or for that matter, Killed. Enjoy fool.
  • Jay 2011/09/06 09:56:59
    What a fool
    Jay
    Stupid
  • Christina 2011/09/06 07:30:57
    Sorta cool
    Christina
    I have 8 tattoos and I am sure not everyone likes my tats. To each his own when it comes to the type of tattoo you like.
  • Bill in Niantic 2011/09/06 04:18:15
    What a fool
    Bill in Niantic
    Trashy itch
  • Steve 2011/09/06 03:21:09
    What a fool
    Steve
    "Big Shot" would be more appropriate for her. Sample the first verse:
    "Well, you went uptown ridin' in your limousine
    With your fine Park Avenue clothes
    You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
    And the spoon up your nose
    Ooh, and when you wake up in the mornin'
    With your head on fire
    And your eyes too bloody to see
    Go on and cry in your coffee
    But don't come bitchin' to me"

    There we go.
  • sylviaplatt 2011/09/06 00:49:22
    Sorta cool
    sylviaplatt
    I answered that way because I love Billly Joel! He is one of the most versatile male vocalist ever!
  • Lydia 2011/09/05 21:29:05
  • Dolly 2011/09/05 19:30:33
    What a fool
    Dolly
    it will cost more to have it removed than it cost to get it, I think most of them are ugly.
  • Benedikte Ingebretsen 2011/09/05 18:06:13
    What a fool
    Benedikte Ingebretsen
    I dont really think so, it just looks dumb
  • Todde702 2011/09/05 16:26:20
    Sorta cool
    Todde702
    I wish there was a no comment choice as I don't think she is the best decision maker, so all of her actions are kind of in question. But since the question is about whether tattooing lyrics is cool or fool I'll simply say this. Tattoos are generally chosen because they mean something to the individual getting them. How we perceive it is not important to them. Hopefully this is something she can look at from time to time when she's about to make a bad decision, and steer herself clear. My gut says she'll screw up again though.
  • Beat Magnum True Hero 2011/09/05 16:25:53
    Sorta cool
    Beat Magnum True Hero
    +2
    It's her life, but seriously, whoever came up with the nickname "Lilo" needs a punch in the mouth from every single American.
  • loneyankee 2011/09/05 15:33:21
    Sorta cool
    loneyankee
    i guess
  • scoop16 2011/09/05 13:38:24
    What a fool
    scoop16
    meh. Funny. The song lyrics I thought of were: "You think you're so cool...Why don't you just...f**k off!"
  • The Ghost Whisperer#1 2011/09/05 11:54:43
    What a fool
    The Ghost Whisperer#1
    Weirdo weirdo lindsay lohan
  • The Yog... The Gho... 2011/09/05 18:28:38
    The Yogurt Cup
    gingers......
  • DSSSD94 The Yog... 2011/09/05 20:56:32
    DSSSD94
    +1
    Soulless creatures...
  • The Yog... DSSSD94 2011/09/05 21:06:43
    The Yogurt Cup
    ha ha your mean...
  • rick_cv... The Yog... 2011/10/25 04:40:46
    rick_cvl122
    +2
    wat a fun na?
  • The Yog... rick_cv... 2011/11/07 17:05:31
    The Yogurt Cup
    srry im readheaded
  • vnjrtsdfw 2011/09/05 11:20:21
  • john doe 2011/09/05 08:57:36
    What a fool
    john doe
    +1
    the only thing those lyrics prove is that she is a moron like everyone else.
  • Sarah Anne john doe 2011/09/10 18:16:42
    Sarah Anne
    +1
    You just called yourself a moron. Good job.
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