Lindsay Lohan Gets in Another Fender Bender: Is It Time To Hire a Driver?

by SodaHead Celebs Posted 2012/07/26 20:00:00

Related Topics: Lindsay Lohan, Car Accident, Lilo, Sunset Boulevard, Porsche, Mean Girls, Elizabeth Taylor

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By now, everyone knows that Lindsay Lohan has had a lot of ups-and-downs over the last few years. Between court appearances and stints in rehab, she’s been consistent tabloid fodder. Even though she seems to have put her bad girl ways behind her, LiLo still has a serious problem that clearly needs to be addressed: she’s a really, really bad driver.

It used to seem like the “Mean Girls” star got into a car accident every year. She had annual fender benders in 2004, 2005 and 2006. And in 2007, she was arrested for a DUI, after losing control of her car and hopping a curb in Beverly Hills. That all seemed to unfold during her partying days.

Now, Lindsay is back on a path to respectability. She completed her community service at the Los Angeles morgue, landed a role as film icon Elizabeth Taylor in a TV movie and even managed to ring in her birthday in a tabloid-free manner.

But on June 8, Lohan rear-ended a dump truck with her Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway. She claims her brakes failed but reps from Porsche tested the car and say that they didn’t. And then, on Wednesday, LiLo got into yet another scrape-up. This time she tapped the back of a silver Mustang on Sunset Boulevard — and it wasn’t even moving. The cosmetic damage was minor and it’s unlikely to cause the starlet any long-term gossip column damage. But it does beg the question: Is it time for Lindsay to hire a driver?

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overdog001 2012/07/27 21:32:59

Yes

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...and a babysitter... and a psychiatrist... and a hair consultant... and a clue.
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NymRod 2012/07/27 16:38:52

Yes

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And a babysitter.

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aaron.getting 2012/07/27 16:13:16

No

No, it's time for her to hire the proper driving instructor and to stop texting.

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darlenedoskas1969 2012/07/27 16:05:10

Yes

...past time...

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You Know IT 2012/07/27 16:02:10
You Kno... to You Kno... 2012/07/27 16:02:46

also a mental institution would probably help a lot

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AmericanVirus 2012/07/27 16:02:06

Yes

+4

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Kingarthurup 2012/07/27 15:41:03

No

+1
The time has passed... should have happened when she turned 16.

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Edwin Diaz 2012/07/27 15:23:11

Yes

As soooon she can.

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sokoyah 2012/07/27 15:18:58

Yes

sheesh

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Iefan Muineachán 2012/07/27 15:10:38

No

Third answer: nobody with an IQ over 8 cares.

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randi to Iefan M... 2012/07/27 16:24:50

+1
Then why did you even post ?
Or have time to read it
???
Just leave if you don't care

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Aksana 2012/07/27 14:42:50

Yes

yes

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keverton 2012/07/27 14:34:53

Yes

i'm concerned that she was even able to obtain a drivers license. who let that happen in the first place?

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Jarod Kochman 2012/07/27 14:30:43 (edited)

No

either

A: she's talking on the phone while driving

or B: She's a horrible driver

that's my guess

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rosebud 2012/07/27 14:19:29

Yes

She does really seem driving challenged. Is it lack of proprioception?

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spencerc143 2012/07/27 14:14:38

No

I think shes fine but o my god she looks so old!!!

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Squatch 2012/07/27 13:46:47

No

I think the real problem is she needs to stop trying to represent her blonde stereotype so well!

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synful90 2012/07/27 13:28:29

Yes

while we're hiring for this one lets get a driver of course
- life coach
- new family
-doctor
-dentist
-counselor
-psychiatrist
lol she needs more than just a new driver. i wish they'd just lock this hot mess up and throw away the key.

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goblue1968 2012/07/27 12:43:35

Yes

Yeah, her driving skills have tanked since she won that race driving Herbie!

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intolerantrwj 2012/07/27 12:05:14

Yes

..... with everything under the sum being a Right and/or Legal in the Shakey, since when is it Illegal to use ' The Braille Method ' of driving < s >

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Emily Barrington 2012/07/27 10:48:42

No

No, she just needs to stay off the road and take a frikin bus like the rest of us do.

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DizziNY 2012/07/27 10:41:56

Yes

I think it's time for her to hang it up and go crawl under a rock. I'm sick of this loser.

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Red Rage 2012/07/27 08:55:24

No

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Drinking and driving is only a crime if you get pulled over.

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goblue1968 to Red Rage 2012/07/27 12:39:44

You mean like texting and driving?

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GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#... 2012/07/27 07:33:35

Yes

$GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#_#)/$

While she's at it, she should also hire a neuroscientist. Chick's got a messed up head.

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ScatterJoy! 2012/07/27 07:28:30

No

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No - it's time to get that girl some serious psychological help. Keep her away from cars and technology for a while and help her find balance. .....if possible.

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+Harmonious Love+ 2012/07/27 05:42:51

Yes

+1
And a shrink

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MOMMA THOMAS 2012/07/27 05:25:12

Yes

+1
NEXT ONE MIGHT BE SERIOUS....WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

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Vic F 2012/07/27 05:16:53

Yes

+1
Los Angeles has a very large bus service and needs to gain more attention.

As a frequent passenger on the service, she would do wonders to the road and also gain interest in the bus service.

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Ashe 2012/07/27 05:14:00

Yes

+1
Wish I had enough money to hire a driver, coz when I actually get ma learners I'm gonna be a highway menace!

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RoyJLores 2012/07/27 05:12:46

Yes

+2
The better question is how can she still have a licence after all her driving offenses record?

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ticker 2012/07/27 05:11:51

No

+2
It's time to hire Dr Kevorkian

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RoyJLores to ticker 2012/07/27 05:13:23

Umm he is dead so that would be kind of hard...

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ticker to RoyJLores 2012/07/27 05:16:29 (edited)

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fine, just get a garden hose and run it from the tailpipe- same effect/ less hassle. Of course the car would be sitting on blocks but I doubt seriously she'd notice.
or you could try for Conrad Murray

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RoyJLores to ticker 2012/07/27 05:29:45

I think suspending her license should suffice but hey if murder appeals that much to you how about getting your hands dirty yourself? Now don't go crying back when they sentence you to die by lethal injection either.

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ticker to RoyJLores 2012/07/27 05:37:06 (edited)

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you can't really be defending this girl. ever since her acting career tanked she's done nothing but make a mockery of the American legal system. Repeated drug, and alcohol offenses that any average citizen would have long since been in jail for but she's still free to get drunk or high and potentially run over someones kids.
This bitch doesn't care about anything and you think taking her license away is going to stop her from driving? Wake up

At least I would die knowing I'd done the public a service unlike the complete waste of oxygen we're talking about

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RoyJLores to ticker 2012/07/27 13:07:32
ticker to RoyJLores 2012/07/27 13:59:40

well guess what; they're not so you're whole point is invalid but while we're on the subject why don't you and her hook up and smoke enough crack to kill the population of Rhode Island. Good riddance to both of you

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RoyJLores to ticker 2012/07/27 21:58:48

What a typical strawman fallacy, Just because we Libertarians don't believe in coercion and that includes prohibition of drugs, alcohol etc doesn't mean we are drug-addicts or alcoholics I do not even drink nor smoke but I know better than to try to impose my views upon society. Oh the great libertarian conspiracy you statists fear so much that we take over the government and then... ...Leave you the hell alone to do as you choose.. :)

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ticker to RoyJLores 2012/07/28 06:30:32

so you and the rest of the Libertarians would leave drunks, druggies, arsonists, murderers, rapists, thieves, and all other manner of criminal out on street "...to do as you choose."?
I guess that's one way to solve prison overcrowding

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