K.R.A.P Radio? (yes. more Humor)
Bill - McGee - 2012 "I am a Terrorist "
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Ok by request......
A radio ad we might hear after the election... (if Obama wins)
Try to read this with Wolfman Jack as the DJ, and the announcer guy from jeopardy for the commercial, and really "hear" them in your mind..
.../fade out hip-hop beat../queue host... "and the hits just keep on coming here on K.R.A.P. radio, (background singers sing "kay rap radiooooo" in 3 part harmony) that's right, K-Rap Radio, your one true information station.... now an oldie, but a goody, "i drank the Kool-Aid, and I'm still here" by the fabulous "Jones Boys", but first, (pause) a word from our sponsors.... (different voice)"Hi there groovy guys and swinging gals, tonight there's a rally for our very own master of the free world, Barack Hussein Obama at the New glory church center in downtown "New Mecca" Deeeee.Ceeeee!!!!., That's right, just 2 blocks from our nation's own capital building, the event starts tonight at 8:00pm, but get there early, the first 500 people get their very own hand made prayer rug from "rugs-R-us", and can join in the evening prayer ceremony at sunset!!!... don't know which way to face?, don't worry, we'll even include a free K-Rap compass, so you'll never lose your way...... Remember, be there or you're an INFIDEL!!!..... .../queue Jones Boys music................
Yes it's humor....
If you can't take a joke, don't hate here...
Please share with all of your Lib and Rep friends..
Thank you..
Bill
* Disclaimer: The choices presented in this poll probably reflect the views of the poll's poster, his subsidiaries, dogs, fish, 3rd cousins, friends, online acquaintances, or other non-interested parties.
(Cat reference removed from disclaimer because he was found to be a "demo-Cat")
A radio ad we might hear after the election... (if Obama wins)
Try to read this with Wolfman Jack as the DJ, and the announcer guy from jeopardy for the commercial, and really "hear" them in your mind..
.../fade out hip-hop beat../queue host... "and the hits just keep on coming here on K.R.A.P. radio, (background singers sing "kay rap radiooooo" in 3 part harmony) that's right, K-Rap Radio, your one true information station.... now an oldie, but a goody, "i drank the Kool-Aid, and I'm still here" by the fabulous "Jones Boys", but first, (pause) a word from our sponsors.... (different voice)"Hi there groovy guys and swinging gals, tonight there's a rally for our very own master of the free world, Barack Hussein Obama at the New glory church center in downtown "New Mecca" Deeeee.Ceeeee!!!!., That's right, just 2 blocks from our nation's own capital building, the event starts tonight at 8:00pm, but get there early, the first 500 people get their very own hand made prayer rug from "rugs-R-us", and can join in the evening prayer ceremony at sunset!!!... don't know which way to face?, don't worry, we'll even include a free K-Rap compass, so you'll never lose your way...... Remember, be there or you're an INFIDEL!!!..... .../queue Jones Boys music................
Yes it's humor....
If you can't take a joke, don't hate here...
Please share with all of your Lib and Rep friends..
Thank you..
Bill
* Disclaimer: The choices presented in this poll probably reflect the views of the poll's poster, his subsidiaries, dogs, fish, 3rd cousins, friends, online acquaintances, or other non-interested parties.
(Cat reference removed from disclaimer because he was found to be a "demo-Cat")
Top Opinion
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JD~NObama 2008/08/14 00:08:22
Thank you....
*hugz*
It is a creative approach. "Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high,
There's a man that we've heard of, who only seems to lie. Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and maybe someday everyone will see that's true."(my pardon to arlen & harberg for the destruction of the lyrics)
to the tune of the candyman song... (with background singers)
who can take a big lie....
make it sound so true..
twist it all around so that it's good for me and you...
the obamaman,, yes the obamaman can...........
obamaman can cause he twists it all around and makes the bad sound good.....
Obamaman makes, everything he states, friendly and oh not so vicious..
now you talk about those Marxist's wishes, even communism sounds delicious....
};O)~
I wonder if the McCain camp would give me a job???
LMAO
now, if you read that with Wolfman Jack as the DJ, and the announcer guy from jeopardy for the commercial, and really "hear" them in your mind.. it'll be a hoot...
well i'll make sure (or try to) that he's an answer in all my polls....
just for you my friend.....
Good stuff.. straight to the true- to- life scenario with no sugar coating.