JOKE ALERT... Term Limits? BAILOUTS? Your thoughts... Read Below.

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JOKE ALERT... Term Limits? BAILOUTS? Your thoughts... Read Below.

by steve Posted November 02, 2009 01:27:12

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Curtis &Leroy; saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off.."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy; at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

Limit all US politicians to two terms.

One in office

One in prison

Illinois already does this!

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Don November 03, 2009 16:16:14

Thing is,If it was done in Washington,98% in Office right now,would be in jail for Life...From Obama thru BOTH Parties.I LOVED that Joke...Very seral ---
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Dennis November 03, 2009 01:29:14

That's classic!

Dennis
PixelJunkie November 03, 2009 01:10:24

GOOOOOOOD ONE!
dick November 02, 2009 23:06:05

sound like a good deal to me Hell the Democrats bought a president for 6.5 million and he don't work either but they are so embaressed that they just keep tellin each other what a good job he is doing!
jer1five November 02, 2009 22:26:38

If it weren't so true it would be even funnier. Politicians have been selling us dead mules for decades - except we never get our money back.
you betcha November 02, 2009 21:32:35

Great joke with a great point!
John Wayne November 02, 2009 21:19:31

A car drives up to a farmer's house, a man gets out, knocks on the door, and the farmer opens it. "A friend told me you have a mule that points quail", said the stranger, "is that true"?? "Sure is", said the farmer, "would you like to see him work?" The strangers said, "Sure". Soon they were walking through a field, when the mule suddenly stopped and struck a beautiful point. The farmer walks ahead of the mule and scares up a big covey of quail. This goes on a half dozen more times...the mule points...the farmer scares up the covey. Finally, the stranger says, "That's enough, I've got to have that mule". "He ain't for sale", said the farmer. I'll give you $50,000.00 for him", said the stranger. Well, the farmer couldn't refuse such a big offer, so he sold him. The next night, the farmer's phone rang...it was the stranger. "What the hell's wrong with this damed mule you sold me?", he screamed..."all he's done all day is stand belly deep in my pond"!! "Well", said the farmer, "I guess I should'a told you......he'd rather fish than hunt."
MiamiDadeMilitia November 02, 2009 21:01:28

No bail outs. Governments should seize the banks. As if that going to happen.
Silverback November 02, 2009 18:38:38

Too bad the mule wasn't named Pelosi.
alank November 02, 2009 16:00:34

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OLD CRACKER November 02, 2009 15:24:01

Term limits are Ok. Impeachment of the vile obama is better.
ellomotto November 02, 2009 12:53:52

Ha Ha
christine95~sumgirl November 02, 2009 11:55:46
gr8googamooga, In GOD we trust November 02, 2009 11:29:29

Term limits are the way to go, this is a video on why they are good and a bit of a historical look at term limits!!!
true american November 02, 2009 11:10:05

HAHAHAHA
LawMan5150 November 02, 2009 09:04:46

This is as bad as the ACORN scandal. Congress comes out and publicly admits the corpution and takes away the funding. But doesn't tell the people that the ban was only for 30 days and now ACORN is back fully funded and back hard at work for the Child pimps and Democrats in our country.
Therrmos November 02, 2009 06:17:00
nightlight November 02, 2009 05:52:41

This story was hilarious. But it is true that we should limit politicians to two terms so they're not able to turn politics into a lifetime profession. Of course, many of the ones who are currrently in office deserve to be either in prison or locked up in an insane asylum.
Howard Beale II November 02, 2009 05:27:09

Without a doubt, that is the most accurate portrayal of reality I have read in a long time.

And good for Illinois! I am almost convinced that should be the way of things in the other 49 states as well. (or is it the "other 56 states"? LOL!)
Magic Kid November 02, 2009 04:50:33

But does it work? And how is it working in Illinois. Isn't that where Obama is from? And somehow he sees Lincoln as his hero. I wonder what he learned about Lincoln that I didn't get.

He is a hero in my book, but I don't have any of the qualities Obama has - like Change and Hope. I wonder if he even uses the same dictionary we used in school.