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JOKE ALERT... Term Limits? BAILOUTS? Your thoughts... Read Below.
steve November 02, 2009 01:27:12
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Curtis &Leroy; saw an ad in the The Oxford Eagle Newspaper in OXFORD, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back.." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off.."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy; at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office
One in prison
Illinois already does this!
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The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy; at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office
One in prison
Illinois already does this!
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Dennis
And good for Illinois! I am almost convinced that should be the way of things in the other 49 states as well. (or is it the "other 56 states"? LOL!)
He is a hero in my book, but I don't have any of the qualities Obama has - like Change and Hope. I wonder if he even uses the same dictionary we used in school.
I'm going to do some photography for him soon. HE IS A PATRIOT, I just didn't know it at the time.....:0)
Alpeaux
I wish I was older so I'd get it.
Lol.