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Jessica Simpson's Toilet Tweet: Funny or Awkward?

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It's not quite as bad as Britney Spears' Porta-Potty scene in "Jackass 3D," but a recent tweet from Jessica Simpson gave fans a glimpse of Simpson in an unusually intimate location: the bathroom. Don't worry, girls (or don't get too excited, guys), it isn't graphic. You can only see Jessica Simpson from about the knees down. But was this really necessary?

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Along with the picture she tweeted, "Short girl problems," emphasizing how far off the ground her feet are. As you can see, she doesn't have her pants down, either. In fact, the newly pregnant Simpson doesn't appear to have any pants on at all. Either she's faking it, sitting on a closed toilet with some short shorts or a bikini bottom on, or she's completely naked. Just thought we'd point that out.

Us Weekly informs us the picture was probably taken at the Bergdorf Goodman bathroom in New York City, where she's joining sister Ashlee and mother Tina to work on the Jessica Simpson Collection clothing line. And in case you're wondering, Google's best guess at her height is 5' 3".

Though Simpson hasn't yet confirmed rumors that she's preggers, judging from photos and "expert opinions," she clearly is. Simpson and her fiance, NFL player Eric Johnson, were planning to get married around this time but the wedding was postponed last month...reportedly because she can't decide on (or commit to) a date.

But we all know deep down it's because she's about to pop. I mean, just look at that belly!

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  • Larry 2011/10/27 01:41:40
    Awkward
    Larry
    +9
    Childish, no one with a mental age over 12 would think it was funny.

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  • Max7 2011/10/30 21:02:34
    Awkward
    Max7
    Life must not be exciting encough for her.
  • frozenKmadness 2011/10/30 18:10:33
    Awkward
    frozenKmadness
    why are her feet so far from the floor?
  • Emanon 2011/10/30 18:03:25
    Funny
    Emanon
  • Boris D. 2011/10/30 15:15:20
  • it'skrissie!d:) 2011/10/30 15:12:43
    Awkward
    it'skrissie!d:)
    +1
    But who really cares? And it's so stupid that she is saying she isn't pregnant, when ooo look: Jessica Simpson pregnant
  • Chainamarie 2011/10/30 15:09:06
    Awkward
    Chainamarie
    I just think its stupid, not funny at all. Oh, of course its fake.

    After all she's not a brain surgeon
  • bettyboop 2011/10/30 14:14:21
    Funny
    bettyboop
    She could be wearing a nightgown and its bunched up around her waist..........maybe she sleeps without panties. I think it is funny..........so she's human like the rest of us. Most people have used their cell phone while in the bathroom. Hell you can hear woman in the stalls next to you at wal-mart carrying on conversations........so what!!
  • janet 2011/10/30 13:40:39
    Awkward
    janet
    But who cares.
  • lmnlme10921 2011/10/30 04:10:50
    Funny
    lmnlme10921
    +1
    well really neither. but cmon guys, do you really think she would have someone take a picture of her if she was actually going to the bathroom? it's not really funny, but it's not awkward either.
  • vida 2011/10/30 02:43:01
    Awkward
    vida
    Not akward but, really Sodahead?
  • CourtneyyyCakes;) 2011/10/30 02:26:27
    Awkward
    CourtneyyyCakes;)
    +1
    Shows you what the world is coming to. People are gonna tweet every second of their lives now.
  • ktmg 2011/10/29 21:40:14
    Awkward
    ktmg
    Im sure she is laughing all the way to the bank. She has made millions off her clothing, shoe, and perfume line. Im pretty sure she could care less what anyone thinks. I know i wouldnt
  • Funky Monk 2011/10/29 20:47:41
    Funny
    Funky Monk
    +1
    People are overreacting. You can only see up to her knee in the picture. And being a short myself (5'1''), I can relate to this...
  • nums 2011/10/29 19:50:18
    Awkward
    nums
    +3
    Why would you want the world to see you sitting on a toilet? Who doesn't reach the floor when on the toilet. I'm short, 5'1", and my feet ALWAYS reach the floor!
  • Judge Peter Hill 2011/10/29 17:42:06
    Funny
    Judge Peter Hill
    Next time put on a pair of high heels and you can reach the floor!
  • Umair Khursheed 2011/10/29 17:05:02
    Funny
    Umair Khursheed
    +2
    nice legslegs
  • Stonecipher 2011/10/29 15:17:35
    Funny
    Stonecipher
    +2
    She's just trying to have fun while hanging in the crapper!
  • The heartless 2011/10/29 13:24:06
    Awkward
    The heartless
    Very childish and awkward.
  • sm237 2011/10/29 10:28:46
    Funny
    sm237
    +1
    silly but what the heck there are worse things on the net...
  • Angel 2011/10/29 05:26:19
    Funny
    Angel
    +2
    Anything for a headline...lol
  • pinkcup... Angel 2011/10/29 23:31:43
    pinkcupcake
    that's exactly what i thought!
  • Rakohammas 2011/10/29 02:43:16
    Funny
    Rakohammas
  • Hopscotch 2011/10/29 01:34:45
    Awkward
    Hopscotch
    SOMEONE else had to take it for her............that's what's awkward.
  • Dirrty ... Hopscotch 2011/11/03 19:23:12
    Dirrty English
    +1
    She could very easily have taken the pic herself in a mirror and not gotten the camera in the shot if she angled it correctly.
  • Hopscotch Dirrty ... 2011/11/04 15:37:15
    Hopscotch
    They have mirrors in stalls now so you can watch yourself go poop?
  • Dirrty ... Hopscotch 2011/11/09 14:55:29
    Dirrty English
    Its obviously not a public toilet. There is a towel on the wall and a bidet next to the toilet. Not to mention the bare feet. Its a high end hotel room bathroom.
  • Captain Spaulding (Movie-Guy) 2011/10/29 00:09:00
  • Dirrty English 2011/10/29 00:04:16
    Funny
    Dirrty English
    +4
    Ok people... gtfo yourselves. 1, its obviously not a public bathroom by the bidet next to her, the lack of footwear, and the towel hanging beside her. 2, she's not necessarily nude or faking as she is likely wearing a freaking skirt. 3, and I know... this one is tough for some of you out there... we ALL sit on one from time to time! In fact I post thus very feedback from the comfort and privacy of my own porcelain pony! I'd add I pic if I knew how to do so from my smartphone! 4, She's not being awkward or crude or whatever... she was sharing a short girls dilemma of dangling feet while trying to do what nature demands we all do with some frequency ... especially if the rumors are true that its a baby bump not just bad photos of her. I know many short people who would look at this and laugh hysterically. Hell even not short people will. Its just funny to realize how awkward you feel in that sort of moment. Get over it and stop over criticizing just because she's famous.
  • Juliet Dirrty ... 2011/10/30 11:15:27
    Juliet
    +1
    well said! ppl get so offended by some of the most natural stupid things lol
  • bettyboop Dirrty ... 2011/10/30 14:17:24
    bettyboop
    +1
    What in the hell is happening to us...............whining and complaining and being overly sensitive about EVERYTHING!!!! I agree with you and I am short.......I know how it feels.
  • Dirrty ... bettyboop 2011/11/01 21:21:33
    Dirrty English
    Years ago People got so frightened of the so called desensitization of society they over reacted and spun it around to the opposite extreme. We as a people got so upset and worried because kids weren't afraid of what made them afraid or uncomfortable because of the things they found uncomfortable that they started telling them and everyone else what should and shouldn't be acceptable. Zealots, conservative narrow minds and people who are holier than thou have formed groups and coalitions whose sole purpose is to narrow peoples minds and keep others from forming their own opinions and overcoming fears or discomforts on their own journey to become better... more tolerant of change and diversity. Less afraid to see humor and beauty in anything not g rated. Wake up people. Life is nc17 at best. Get used to it.
  • MO.gal 2011/10/28 23:41:22
    Awkward
    MO.gal
    +1
    Childish and silly.
  • Clare 2011/10/28 23:36:58
    Awkward
    Clare
    +1
    Ha ha so funny...
  • Dheadly Lhust 2011/10/28 22:40:53
    Awkward
    Dheadly Lhust
    +1
    Even if she's not actually using the toilet, there's no need to implant that possibility in our minds as we watch this U_U. Ew.
  • Juliet 2011/10/28 22:40:21
    Funny
    Juliet
    +4
    people judge so fast. i think its cute n funny. its not like its in a public bathroom with a crackhead overdosing on the floor. you cant see her cookie or even most of her upper thighs.
  • James Juliet 2011/10/29 01:19:42
    James
    She doesn't want you to see the cellulite.
  • sjb 2011/10/28 21:55:40
    Awkward
    sjb
  • Sexuallobster 2011/10/28 21:03:45
    Awkward
    Sexuallobster
    +2
    Niether, I'd just call it unnesisary.
  • Bear 2011/10/28 20:12:51
    Awkward
    Bear
    +3
    I guess with her fame in the toilet she felt this would get it out. Nice tryJess, but no.
  • Moony 2011/10/28 20:10:18
    Awkward
    Moony
    +2
    Why I'm giving this any feedback is beyond me? Argh!

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