Jessica Simpson's Toilet Tweet: Funny or Awkward?
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2011/10/26 22:52:14
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It's not quite as bad as Britney Spears' Porta-Potty scene in "Jackass 3D," but a recent tweet from Jessica Simpson gave fans a glimpse of Simpson in an unusually intimate location: the bathroom. Don't worry, girls (or don't get too excited, guys), it isn't graphic. You can only see Jessica Simpson from about the knees down. But was this really necessary?

Along with the picture she tweeted, "Short girl problems," emphasizing how far off the ground her feet are. As you can see, she doesn't have her pants down, either. In fact, the newly pregnant Simpson doesn't appear to have any pants on at all. Either she's faking it, sitting on a closed toilet with some short shorts or a bikini bottom on, or she's completely naked. Just thought we'd point that out.
Us Weekly informs us the picture was probably taken at the Bergdorf Goodman bathroom in New York City, where she's joining sister Ashlee and mother Tina to work on the Jessica Simpson Collection clothing line. And in case you're wondering, Google's best guess at her height is 5' 3".
Though Simpson hasn't yet confirmed rumors that she's preggers, judging from photos and "expert opinions," she clearly is. Simpson and her fiance, NFL player Eric Johnson, were planning to get married around this time but the wedding was postponed last month...reportedly because she can't decide on (or commit to) a date.
But we all know deep down it's because she's about to pop. I mean, just look at that belly!


Along with the picture she tweeted, "Short girl problems," emphasizing how far off the ground her feet are. As you can see, she doesn't have her pants down, either. In fact, the newly pregnant Simpson doesn't appear to have any pants on at all. Either she's faking it, sitting on a closed toilet with some short shorts or a bikini bottom on, or she's completely naked. Just thought we'd point that out.
Us Weekly informs us the picture was probably taken at the Bergdorf Goodman bathroom in New York City, where she's joining sister Ashlee and mother Tina to work on the Jessica Simpson Collection clothing line. And in case you're wondering, Google's best guess at her height is 5' 3".
Though Simpson hasn't yet confirmed rumors that she's preggers, judging from photos and "expert opinions," she clearly is. Simpson and her fiance, NFL player Eric Johnson, were planning to get married around this time but the wedding was postponed last month...reportedly because she can't decide on (or commit to) a date.
But we all know deep down it's because she's about to pop. I mean, just look at that belly!

Top Opinion
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Larry 2011/10/27 01:41:40Awkward






















After all she's not a brain surgeon