Jessica Simpson Says Fiance 'Keeps Knocking Me Up': Most TMI Celeb Pregnancy Quote?

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Jessica Simpson

Simpson is getting all TMI about her pregnancy again, telling Jay Leno on Tuesday that she'd like to stick to a wedding date, but her fiance "keeps knocking me up."

Jessica Simpson

Simpson is getting all TMI about her pregnancy again, telling Jay Leno on Tuesday that she'd like to stick to a wedding date, but her fiance "keeps knocking me up."
Claire Danes

On the red carpet at Sunday's Golden Globes, the nursing mom confessed to Ryan Seacrest that she was "Hoping I don't leak anytime soon!"
Snooki

Pretty much everything Snooki said about her pregnancy was TMI, but this quip was particularly disturbing: "I read that your baby can feel your orgasm. Does he see, like, rainbows and unicorns?"
January Jones

Last year, Jones told People she ate her own placenta: “Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”
Kourtney Kardashian

In 2010, Khloe Kardashian tweeted about her sister: “Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk. Ummmm TMI … "
Tori Spelling

"I was like, 'Well, I don't want him to think that the sex is going downhill,' so now we're on baby No. 4," Tori told Us Weekly regarding not being able to wait six weeks postpartum to have sex with her husband.
Erykah Badu

In 2009, Badu and her partner Jay Electronica live tweeted their daughter's birth. "I see the head, full of hair," Electronica wrote.
Sarah Jessica Parker

We couldn't resist including SJP's infamous quote to Elle magazine about postpartum life: "I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good." Yum ...

Jessica Simpson Says Fiance 'Keeps Knocking Me Up': Most TMI Celeb Pregnancy Quote?

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	Jessica Simpson	771 votes	28%
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	Snooki	379 votes	14%
	January Jones	869 votes	31%
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	Erykah Badu	62 votes	2%
	Tori Spelling	128 votes	5%
	Sarah Jessica Parker	148 votes	5%

She's at it again. Jessica Simpson is getting all TMI about pregnancy No. 2, telling Jay Leno on Tuesday that she'd like to get married, but her fiance "keeps knocking me up."

"We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up," she revealed, calling her latest conception the result of a "one-night stand" with her husband, Eric Johnson. Her plan to actually stick to a wedding date next time? "I'll just keep my legs crossed." Well, that should do it.

Such candor is no surprise coming from Jessica. During her first pregnancy, she enlightened the world via Twitter: "The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!" We really didn't need to know ... She also dished on her awesome prenatal sex life, telling Ryan Seacrest: "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"

From Claire Danes' leaky breasts to January Jones' tasty placenta, click through our slideshow and let us know: Which celeb gave the most TMI pregnancy quote?

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Tylurr 2013/01/16 19:10:31

Jessica Simpson

+9
I'm with the other guy. All of the above.

NOBODY CARES. You're pregnant, you're probably going to defecate yourself during childbirth, it's going to be bloody, you're going to be in serious pain or seriously doped up (Which should be the same as usual for most of these people)

Or you're going to have a giant gash on your abdomen. Either way, you know who really, REALLY cares? No, guess.

NOBODY.

THAT'S WHO.

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freakoutnow... cuz mom's here 2013/02/17 02:00:50

Snooki

January's was about a weird trend with new moms that is nasty and odd but whatever. Jessica's wasn't TMI but an over-the-top joke. Snooki's was TMI. Snooki, we might all find out interesting facts like these but to talk about them is TMI in a way. Claire's was just an honest confession that all of us mom's who have breastfed has experienced at one time or another. Kourtney's wasn't necessarily TMI but it wasn't something we needed to know. Sarah's wasn't TMI but it was very weird thing to say. Tori was just being honest and she seems to be considerate of her husband's sexual needs which is nice. Erykah's live tweeting of the birth was fine and just a sign of the times.

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Coastergirl99 2013/01/22 14:43:09

January Jones

That is some nasty stuff right there.

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Mel 2013/01/22 08:46:14

January Jones

i really wish there was an all of the above choice these women are horrible :(

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Catnip 2013/01/21 20:04:54

Snooki

It's frightening that this one reproduced!

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DebraJMSmith 2013/01/20 21:37:16

Jessica Simpson

Now, if he'd only marry her...

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Jessica 2013/01/20 17:32:00

January Jones

JJ made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Scratch that I threw up a lot. Snook is comment just made me lmao on the floor.

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Chloeeee 2013/01/20 15:23:36

January Jones

Just no.

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pammerjammer 2013/01/19 21:26:17

Jessica Simpson

There is a space open next to me at the trailer court...did ya move out last night???

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Dave 007 2013/01/19 13:00:49

Tori Spelling

+1
They are all airheads. And who cares.

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Beatlefish 2013/01/18 23:49:20

Tori Spelling

Oops chose Tori by accident actually I don't know.. I was going to say Jessica just so I could make the comment that she should have gotten married before getting pregnant .JMO I remember her " saving herself" for Nick and now that she has been "deflowered" It doesn't matter anymore? Just have kids first so you can fit into a dress....JMO but its rediculous

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MOMMA THOMAS 2013/01/18 17:32:39

Jessica Simpson

OMG LADIES....JUST TOO MUCH INFORMATION! ....AND JESSICA, IT TAKES TWO!

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tatilee(: 2013/01/18 17:30:14

Sarah Jessica Parker

How in the world is this not number one!? This is way TMI!!!

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Ava Alexander 2013/01/18 16:16:50

January Jones

+1
That's just damned gross, man!! I almost threw up reading her comment. AAHH! I feel vomit rising up from my stomach just thinking about it!! The 2nd grossest one was the tasting of breast milk. That's another one that I can't stomach, and I mean it!! Whenever they make jokes about it on sitcoms, like for instance, someone mistaking breast milk for creamer and then drinking it after they stir it in their coffee, makes me throw up. I have on several occassions ran out of the room with dry heaves when I hear that. Like right now, I feel it happening!! AAAHHH!!! The other stuff is just normal and I don't find it disgusting--YES IT IS TMI, but that's about it in mho, the two I mention cause dry heaves, gagging, running to the bathroom or kitchen-whichever is nearest at the time.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/01/20 00:10:27
Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/09 21:36:30

HAHAHAHA!

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/02/09 22:39:24 (edited)

thanks so much babe for not posting some scary ass clown on here ............can you believe that I actually have a clown on here as a friend .....................I added him and have not spoken to him since .......lmfao ......I am such a wuss when it comes to men with red noses and over sized feet...............

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Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/09 22:55:01

LOL! I'm sorry you are afraid of clowns. I guess taking your nieces/nephews or kids to the circus is out of the question? The only clown I'm scared of is Pennywise.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/02/09 23:09:59 (edited)

I have suffered with Caulronphobia since I was 4 and I tried to pull the plug on a laughing clown in a glass case on a seaside pier ..............we are not supposed to remember things before the age of 6
but that clown struck fear in my heart and every clown since and my daughter has never been to the circus because ...................you guessed it ,she hates clowns too and we have never had any toys or anything to do with clowns ....................If someone bought a clown figurine , I could be pretty sure they don't like me lol

Tim Curry and that face , he is an amazing actor and Pennywise is the scariest ass clown ever................

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Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/09 23:26:46

Well, I'm sorry for your Caulronphobia. I never knew that was what it was called, so thanks for the lesson today. I keep telling my daughter to embrace learning something new everyday. I don't know if I have any phobias other than I'm afraid of snakes and rats. But I think that's a pretty normal thing to be afraid of because I know lots of people who are afraid of those. My husband is afraid of spiders. I'm not scared of spiders except for when they are like two to four inches big, and then I get a little squimish.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/02/09 23:43:40 (edited)

when was younger I was afraid of spiders and thunder and lightning ( lost parents in a 4hr storm abroad ) but now I am the one who has to catch the spiders the size of my fist ( must be caught and not killed because I believe in reincarnation ) and I am no longer afraid of storms , when I had Courtney they just did not seem as scary or perhaps I did not want her feeding off my fear ................I do not know why she has a fear of clowns because they are never discussed , bought or seen on the telly but she still has that fear ...........she is like me in many ways so maybe that's why . I would love a snake or a Tarantula or both beautiful creatures .....One day
Yes I did not know about Caulronphobia until I saw a series on phobias and then I had a name for my often paralysing fear of clowns and images
your welcome by the way , I love SH because apart from having a really good laugh I learn new things all the time ...........its great to expand our minds ............Serenity

how beautiful is this

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Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/10 00:28:00

I don't like flying really well, but it is starting to be a tradition now of going to Florida to visit a friend. 2012 in Florida, the day we left for home, the weather was BEAUTIFUL. The 45 minute ride to the airport was fine, and as we are standing on the curb unloading our suitcases and getting them checked in, the temperature dropped like 20 degrees and it started getting really windy and cold. So once we are in the airport waiting for our flight, it starts a torrential down pour and our flight was delayed 1 1/2 hours. Lightening was bad. When we finally got in the air, there was nothing but lightening everywhere and while I sat petrified by the turbulance, I was staring out the window, praying that the plane not crash or break apart in mid-air, the lightening from that far up in the sky was absolutely breathtaking! Sort of like the above photo, only not purple. It really was beautiful but didn't calm my nerves. It was a really bad, scary flight. It was all I could do not to jump over my sister and other friend and push the stewardesses out of the way and scream and run up and down, "LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!!" I guess I have a phobia about flying, but don't know what its called.

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Kota 2013/01/18 14:44:05

Jessica Simpson

+2
If you don't wanna be pregnant, use a condom. Don't bitch at him because you let him raw dog it.

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Ava Ale... to Kota 2013/01/18 16:18:01

There's also another method, and its called withdrawal.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/01/20 00:20:22

Seriously not a safe method if any teenagers are reading these comments, the only safe withdrawal you can make guys is when there's no mugger behind you at the cash point. NOT WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX use a condom. Sorry Ava had to step in ,I know too many young mums who decided the withdrawal method was safe.
XXX SERENITY

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Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/09 21:38:01

You are right, of course, but I was just thinking of those guys who use the excuse of the codoms taking the feeling away.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/02/09 22:51:12 (edited)
Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/09 22:59:23

Again, you are right. I can't figure out with AIDS/HIV still going on, why people don't use condoms. If I was dating now, I don't think I'd have sex without one. I don't know if I would have sex, period. Too scary now. I keep remembering an article I read about four or five years ago, when some woman in her late fifties to late 60's, sorry can't remember her age, who was a widow, had sex with a man ONCE and he gave her AIDS. And now she's got all the problems and living on a limited income.

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Serenity to Ava Ale... 2013/02/09 23:28:02
Ava Ale... to Serenity 2013/02/10 00:34:32

My youngest daughter, when she watches those odious shows, "Teenage Mom" and other deplorable shows, I tell her to take heed and learn from the mistakes of those girls. So far, she's heeding. And any chance I get, I bring up AIDS/HIV, genital warts and Herpes whenever I can. Right now, she's not boy crazy, which is weird, because I sure was at her age, but she told me there is a boy in one of her classes that she likes and when she went to the mall last weekend, she ran into him working there. I asked her did she walk back and forth to look at him and she said no, but don't know if I believe her or not. LOL! And if my husband dies, don't think I'm going to date anyone. Too scared, even with protected sex, about catching something. They could get tested and lie about the results.

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tomwebe... to Ava Ale... 2013/02/13 07:58:42

I remember seeing that in my bank once: "SUBSTANTIAL PENALTY FOR EARLY WITHDRAWAL."

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Ginger to Kota 2013/01/20 00:14:32

+1
Really true but a condom can be pierces .

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Serenity to Ginger 2013/01/20 19:27:07

Very true Kota and that's when they need the after pill.
But like Jessica says it's always best for somebody to be on the pill or implants,
coil then if your in a steady relationship there are no need for condoms . My daughter is 11 and she knows more about this than I did when I was 14 which I am very pleased about. She is well informed for her future.

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Serenity to Kota 2013/01/20 00:23:17 (edited)

Raw dog it (what a charming term of phrase. I prefer bare back lmao

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Jessica to Serenity 2013/01/20 17:28:40

+1
Haha! Who. Needs condoms when your on the shot :D

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Serenity to Jessica 2013/01/20 19:30:03 (edited)

Jessica you remind me of someone I used to know , she cracked me up as well.
Lmao

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Jessica to Serenity 2013/01/20 19:49:04

Lmao!

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Kota to Jessica 2013/01/25 14:33:57

But the shot makes you gain a fair amount of weight and that's no fun

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Jessica to Kota 2013/02/04 00:39:57

Mine goes up and down 5-8 pounds but that's it for me

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tomwebe... to Serenity 2013/02/13 08:06:13

I've only ridden horses bare back. I am getting quite an education on this site.

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Serenity to tomwebe... 2013/02/13 10:54:32

lmfao xxx as long as you are well within the age of consent xxx then I was happy to be part of your adult education program the XXX side of it in any case lol
yours Madam Serenity

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