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Jesse...

BARRY0619 2012/07/13 11:26:37






A
DREAMER AND HIS DREAM





Let me tell you, Jesse hated this
job. And you would too,







I
imagine, if you had to do it.







Jesse was a chicken
plucker. That's right.





He stood on a line in a chicken
factory and spent his days





Pulling the feathers off
dead chickens so the rest of us





Wouldn't have
to.





It
wasn't much of a job. But at the
time,





Jesse didn't think he
was much of a person.





His father was a brute
of a man.


His dad was actually thought to be mentally
ill





And treated Jesse rough
all of his life.





Jesse's older brother wasn't much
better.


He was always picking on Jesse and beating him
up.





Yes, Jesse grew up in a
very rough home in





West Virginia. Life was
anything but easy.





And he thought life
didn't hold much hope for him.


That's why he was standing
in this chicken line,





Doing a job that darn
few people wanted.





In addition to all the rough
treatment at home, it seems





That Jesse was always
sick. Sometimes it was real





Physical illness, but
way too often it was all in his
head.





He
was a small child, skinny and meek.


That sure didn't help
the situation any.





When he started to school, he was
the object of every





Bully on the
playground.





He was a hypochondriac of the first
order.


For Jesse, tomorrow was not always something to
be





Looked forward
to.








But, he had dreams.
He wanted to be a ventriloquist.





He
found books on ventriloquism. He practiced
with





Sock puppets and saved
his hard earned dollars until





He
could get a real ventriloquist dummy.





When he got old
enough, he joined the military.





And even though many of
his hypochondriac symptoms





Persisted, the military
did recognize his talents and





Put him in the
entertainment corp.


That was when his world changed.


He
gained confidence.








He found that he had
a talent for making people laugh,





And laugh so hard they
often had tears in their eyes.


Yes, little Jesse had found
himself.





You know, folks, the history books are full of
people





Who overcame a handicap
to go on and make a success





Of
themselves, but Jesse is one of the few I know
of





Who didn't overcome it.
Instead he used his paranoia





To
make a million dollars, and become one
of





The best-loved
characters of all time in doing it!





Yes, that little
paranoid hypochondriac, who
transferred





His nervousness into a
successful career, still holds the





Record for the most
Emmy's given in a single category.





The wonderful,
gifted, talented, and nervous
comedian





Who brought
us











Barney
Fife










Was










Jesse
Don Knotts.
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