If Tom Cruise was hiding in your closet, what would you say to make him go away?

by Hollywood Quizzes Posted 2012/07/26 13:41:50

Related Topics: Tom Cruise, john travolta, Scientology, Mom, Monster, Inside, Mission, Monsters

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	Scientology has a new mission for you. They say it's impossible.	5 votes	18%
	There are monsters inside.	1 vote	4%
	John Travolta is not in there.	1 vote	4%
	Tom, get the hell out of there! My mom is going to kill me if she finds out.	0 votes	0%
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Hirnungah Mancandy 2012/08/18 19:01:48

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He can leave ... after ; i'm not passing up the chance to brag that i boffed Tom Cruise .

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Outta' Here. 2012/08/08 18:50:50

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This is loaded and I'm counting to 3

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Jan 2012/08/08 18:45:37

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How did you get in here? Then I'd call the Police and have him charged just like I would any intruder.

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Ray the Dog! 2012/08/08 18:45:35

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I would say to him: " Hi, Tom.I saw you the other day in a film(true!) called 'Legend' in which you played an elf. I thought you were good in the part and extremely convincing portraying an elf. You should forget all the macho action man parts, Tom. you were born to be an elf!!"
On hearing these kind words of wisdom from myself, I am quite sure that little Tommy would immediately vacate my cupboard, probably never to be seen again....unless,of course,in the woodland searching for the unicorn.....

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Jan to Ray the... 2012/08/09 20:06:40

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How sweet of you Ray. I wouldn't have thought of that lol.

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Incognito 2012/08/08 18:41:13

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The reason why you have become such a closet-case, is because you have joined a sci-fi "religion" that was created by a drugged out insane con-man, called Scientology.

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Kashee to Incognito 2012/08/09 18:26:03

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Love the kitty V.
I swear I think I've seen my doggies wearing that masks when they are about to pee on my floor again.

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Incognito to Kashee 2012/08/09 18:44:11

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Kashee 2012/08/07 02:21:08

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Tom, what the bleep are you doing in my closet?!! I don't know if he'd leave but I'd surely like to know why he's in there.

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Incognito to Kashee 2012/08/08 18:44:49

He has something to hide perhaps?

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Kashee to Incognito 2012/08/08 21:48:01

My closet isn't big enough to fit so many people, but if they are in there I guess they'll have to come out and we'll have a party. It would be nice if he had Adam Lambert tucked in there then we could have a great party!

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Incognito to Kashee 2012/08/09 15:45:47

But what about John Travolta and David Beckham?
http://www.limelife.com/blog-...
http://www.sodahead.com/enter...

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Kashee to Incognito 2012/08/09 16:16:00

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nah

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Dagon 2012/08/07 01:13:19
Incognito to Dagon 2012/08/08 18:47:23

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Watch out, Xenu might be close by.

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Dagon to Incognito 2012/08/08 19:08:50
Incognito to Dagon 2012/08/08 20:35:40

+1

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firebird 2012/08/07 00:05:20

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Want to come out for a while and visit.........

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Incognito to firebird 2012/08/09 18:47:20

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Transquesta 2012/08/06 22:28:14

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Get out of my closet or I'll shoot you (again). :-)

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Incognito to Transqu... 2012/08/09 15:56:21

+1

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Red 2012/08/06 22:26:26
Incognito to Red 2012/08/09 18:46:08

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sjalan 2012/07/27 06:53:17

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Well it depends upon just how funny drunk I'd was as to what I'd say. But if I was really funny drunk I'd probably says something like.

"Look out Tom, I'm getting undressed and going into the closet with you since you are still in the closety yourself."

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starguide 2012/07/27 05:03:02

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if u accept this assignment .. all will deny knowledge of ur mission

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Incognito to starguide 2012/08/08 18:52:12

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keelan 2012/07/27 04:08:53

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run forest run

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LADY LIBERTY SILLY WORDSMITH 2012/07/27 02:45:42 (edited)

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HAHAHA! LUCKY ME! I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON TOM CRUISE!!! I'LL KISS

HIM PASSIONATELY and WHISPER LOVINGLY in his ear, "MY BELOVED TOM,

DON'T GO! DON'T WORRY, DARLING! MA HUBBA WILL BLOW US AWAY WITH

HIS GLOCK and WE CAN START A HOT-HOT-HOT-LOVE AFFAIR in Heaven!!!

ISN'T THAT GRAND???"

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keelan to LADY LI... 2012/07/27 04:09:23

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kinky

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LADY LI... to keelan 2012/07/27 05:00:42

THANKS! ISN'T THAT GRAND?

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keelan to LADY LI... 2012/07/27 05:01:33
LADY LI... to keelan 2012/07/27 05:18:19

THANKS, DEAR! I LOVE HUMOROUS PEOPLE! HAHAHA! PITY ARE

THE HUMORLESS! I CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM LONG, THEY MAKE ME SAD!

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keelan to LADY LI... 2012/07/27 05:21:43

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i think im living in the wrong part of the world it has humorous people hear but some just take to many things to serious

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LADY LI... to keelan 2012/07/27 06:09:18

AGREE, MY FRIEND, DON'T LET THEM GET YOU DOWN!

PLEASE VISIT MY PAGE, LIFE'S BETTER WITH HUMOR!

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keelan to LADY LI... 2012/07/27 06:11:07

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plz sho this page of the humorous gods

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Incognito to keelan 2012/08/08 19:00:19

I hear you...

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keelan to Incognito 2012/09/22 04:00:18

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rock on alien bro

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Incognito to keelan 2012/09/24 15:20:42

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keelan to Incognito 2012/11/07 14:45:01

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haaha

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Incognito to keelan 2012/11/07 16:05:28

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LOL...

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