IDOL WATCH: Paul McDonald Says Goodbye, Who Should Go Home Next?

I voted for Jacob Lusk simply because the Louis Armstrong/Steppin Fetchit act is getting tiresome. In Reality, I think it is going to be a toss up between Stefano, Haley, and Lauren Alaina.

Stefano (Joey Tribbiani wannabe) should already be watching the show from the comfort of his own couch. He does not have the looks or the talent of a winner. He missed a GOLDEN opportunity to win favor with the world last week. If he had stepped up and offered to go home instead of Pia, he would have been catapulted to stardom by nothing more than a selfless act. I mean really, Paul, Stefano, and Haley do not stand a snowball's chance of making it to the final four. Pia could have regrouped her fans and ended up winning if one of them would have sacrificed themselves for the sake of the show. Oh well....

Jacob, whom I classify as the love child of Louis Armstrong and Steppin Fetchit, is so annoying by the way he sings that I literally have to turn away from the TV to keep from seeing his face. He would be great as the star of some rural church choir in Mississippi, but that is about it.

Haley is just bad. She has a very nice body, but her face does not look right and her singing just doesn't work. The performance this week was horrible and the only thing that kept her alive was the fact that there were people that were worse than she was.

Casey keeps trying to re-invent himself through his beard and that will eventually become obvious to the rest of the country. He clearly is getting the jewish vote and that might be good enough to carry him to the final four. He personifies everything I don't like about Jazz.

Poor ole Scotty. The boy has one trick in that bag and he keeps trying to shine it up and make it look new. I think he might be able to make it to the final four or even three, but he is going to have to try and figure out a way to keep from being boring -- FAST. The sitting down, pinkie under the mike, raised eyebrow thing is REALLY predictable and not something that endears a 16 year old to the audience. He is a kid trying to act like he is 30 or 40 years old with years on the road.

James Durbin, or bucket head as I call him, is getting a little too cocky. The boy is clearly trailer trash straight out of the gate and while he does have great talent, he does not have the looks or class of a successful entertainer. Of course, I say that at the same time that Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan are bringing in millions. Maybe the youth of today is gravitating toward trailer trash? Two suggestions to him when he hits it big - Get those ears fixed and get braces on your teeth! Also, you need to get a handle on the hair thing. This weekend mohawk warrior thing just doesn't work. If you have come to realize that bald is in your future, get ahead of it and go skinhead. Anything is better than what you have going right now.

Lauren, or Miss Piggy, is just disgusting. I don't know how close the contestants live to the Los Angeles Krispy Kreme outlet, but they need to consider either locking her in her room or putting a shock collar on her that activates every time she bends her elbow. She is classified right along with Jacob as someone that you might be able to tolerate listening to, but watching is just out of the question. Her face looks as wide as Thia's entire head looked...AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT!!