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Hugh Hefner's Ex Says He Lasted 'Two Seconds' in Bed: Do You Kiss and Tell?

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Ever wonder just what went on between Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner and his Playmate fiancee before she made like Julia Roberts in that awful movie with Richard Gere?

Read on.

Crystal Harris might not have Hef's inheritance, but she's certainly got a story to tell. The 25-year-old model showed up on Howard Stern's massively popular (apparently) XM radio show, and as promised, Stern managed to eke out some juicy details about the couple's sex life.

Before you proceed, remember: Hef is 85. That makes him 60 years older than Harris. Just sayin'.

Harris revealed that she did love Hefner, and thinks that she did want to marry him at the time, but was not attracted to him. She also admitted that she only attempted to have sex with him once and gave up after "two seconds."

She also said Hefner "doesn't really take his clothes off."

More telling than her verbal responses, however, were her facial expressions, which ranged from "disgusted" to "amused."

This is definitely not the Hugh Hefner we thought we knew. Though it does make the whole 60-year difference seem a little less remarkable.

And if you're wondering what Hefner thinks about Harris' candid confession, so is she. When Stern asked her if Hefner would be angry, she simply laughed and said, "I don't know."

Do you spill the beans when you've got a good sex story, or does what happens in the bedroom stay in the bedroom?

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  • Superman 2011/07/28 16:06:44
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    Dudes 85. 85. I'll say it again, eight five.

    That she tried to have sex with him and then went on air and talked about it says more about her than it does about an 85 year old who doesn't perform.

    I'm glad things went down like they did because shes clearly a bigger gold digging piece of trash then we everyone already knew.

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  • JeffZill Allysså 2011/07/28 16:03:16
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    no one is more picky about picking a mate then women. It's hard to be a guy, all we care about is how you look.
  • Allysså JeffZill 2011/07/28 16:04:23
    Allysså
    You're saying, women are the pickiest when it comes to picking a mate... and all you guys care about is how you look? lol.
  • JeffZill Allysså 2011/07/28 16:07:44
    JeffZill
    All you have to do is look pretty, and wait for him to come to you, we have to actually do the asking out, I wish it was that easy, at least as a women you know where you stand, as a guy you don't know until after a few minutes she blows you off. If a girl asks a guy out it shows that she may be desperate, sure in high school it's all right but not as an adult.
  • Allysså JeffZill 2011/07/28 16:13:49
    Allysså
    Haha, darling, that doesn't apply to everyone. Doesn't apply to me. I believe both parties should work at asking each other out. I don't understand women and their mind games. I swear I should have been born a guy, but I'm 100% female, haha.
  • JeffZill Allysså 2011/07/28 16:19:10
    JeffZill
    I've been in a situation where I should have asked the question but was too shy, she figured it out and asked me, then a few seconds later she laughed about it and gave me a funny look and said I usally don't ask the guy he asks me. It doesn't apply to everyone your right, but it applys as much as saying only men wrestle in school, when in fact women do to, but there is always going to be some curious to hear a about a girl wrestling because soceity is used to it being a man's sport.
  • Little Fawn 2011/07/28 15:05:24
  • Japanese Night Sakura 2011/07/28 15:02:03
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    No, no one's business...man, he's still alive? Hefner? LOL
  • smitty 2011/07/28 14:51:55
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    Seriously? The dude is 85. He has a harem of beautiful naked ladies running around his mansion. Maybe he just had girlfriend # 199 for an hour before her.

    Frankly.. With what Hef has as far as women available, he wouldn't need to take his clothes off. All he needs to say is NEXT.
  • SODAHEADSHEAD 2011/07/28 14:46:59
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    SODAHEADSHEAD
    +1
    Uhhh... No.
  • MCR 2011/07/28 14:40:49
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    MCR
    +4
    Its like what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Only this applies to the bedroom.
  • Odinsown 2011/07/28 14:29:34
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    +3
    Dudes 85 and she was surprised that he couldn't keep it up? It's a miracle of messianic proportions he even got it up long enough to try.
  • Skidplate Odinsown 2011/07/28 15:16:47
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    +1
    He's on viagra. I agree with the guy above, he probably just got done with someone else.
  • Odinsown Skidplate 2011/07/29 05:08:18
    Odinsown
    At a certain point you would think the erection would make him light headed, or pass out, the worst kind of affliction.
  • freshness 2011/07/28 14:20:48
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    Well wtf do you expect from a 85 yo?
  • mrdog 2011/07/28 13:35:32
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    mrdog
    +4
    when i was dating never discussed my moments/hours/ with my gal to anyone...

    just not cool..... bark

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